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lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278
  | November 21st, 2006 at 05:15am Dear Biggest Fan,
Stop being a dumbass and clogging up message boards. The teenie thing isn't funny anymore, so get over it.
And recording the album was fun, thanks for asking.
Love,
Bay-Jay
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Dear Billie Joe,
I am so, so, so nervous about exams! I have prefinals in ten days and I just can't bring myself to study! See? I'm online asking you a question instead of studying!!!!! I need tips!!!!! HELP MEEEEEE!!!!
From,
Spazzy |
One Nut Wonder
Geek
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 304
| November 22nd, 2006 at 10:24pm Dear Spazzy,
You should get your ass off the net and get to studying. If you even tempt yourself to do something else you should give yourself a punishment, like no Green Day for a week. See that would make me study because I won't let me be with my band. I'm seriously confusing myself so I should just go.
Hope you do well in your exams.
Best Wishes,
Billie Joe.
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Dear Beeje,
I'm having issues at my school. You see, I'm bisexual. I told my friends my little secret and I trusted her not to tell. Well, some how my secret leaked all over the school and all signs point to her as the culprit. She keeps telling me over and over that she didn't say anything. Should I believe her?
Sincerely,
Confused Bisexual |
I.Heart.Panic.
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2019 | November 24th, 2006 at 12:27pm Dear Billie
Don't you think cheese is strange? I mean I'm not that big on sliced cheese, but I adore melted cheese. Uh-huh.
Jess x |
One Nut Wonder
Geek
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 304
| November 24th, 2006 at 12:32pm Waiting <3:Dear Billie
Don't you think cheese is strange? I mean I'm not that big on sliced cheese, but I adore melted cheese. Uh-huh.
Jess x
ummm... you didn't answer my question...
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Dear Jess,
I don't think it's strange. I think it's disgusting. I never liked eating it, but I do nonetheless.
Love,
Beeje.
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(since no one answered this)
Dear Beeje,
I'm having issues at my school. You see, I'm bisexual. I told my friends my little secret and I trusted her not to tell. Well, some how my secret leaked all over the school and all signs point to her as the culprit. She keeps telling me over and over that she didn't say anything. Should I believe her?
Sincerely,
Confused Bisexual |
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278
| November 25th, 2006 at 02:41am Dear Confused,
Innocent until proven guilty. If you trusted her enough to tell her your secret, then you should trust her now until its actually proven that she told someone else. If you can trust her enough to confide in her, then trust that she's telling the truth. If it turns out she's a traitor, whack 'er. If you find out she's really truly guilty...anything goes. Wait for that moment and hope it never comes.
Bisexually yours,
Billie Joe.
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Dear Billie Joe,
I've become to obsessed! Whenever I tre, I mean TRY to tre--crap, I mean talk, I cool, I mean, KEEP saying TRE COOL. Tre AH I GIVE UP!
I cool, no, CAN'T say anytre (anything) other than TRE or COOL.
HELP MEEEEEEE
Sincerely,
Tresessed. |
vivalarorya
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 8405 | November 25th, 2006 at 09:22am Dear Tresessed,
TRE? Why are you asking ME this??? Why TRE? My God, woman.
-BJ
Although I think I know where you're coming from.
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Dear Billie,
There's a senior in my art class with a girlfriend, but I happen to be in love with him. For a while he was flirting with me and saying stuff that insinuated that we were, you know, seeing each other, but he's been doing it less and less over the past week or so and I hate it. Helppppppp.
Love,
Obsessive |
One Nut Wonder
Geek
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 304
| November 25th, 2006 at 02:44pm Dear Obsessive,
I can't really do anything. If he already had a girlfriend then it wasn't meant to be. But if he insisted on flirting with you then it possibly means that some of feelings you have for him are mutual. Just wait and maybe he'll come to you.
Love,
BJA
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Dear Billie,
I'm afraid I have no friends. They all quit hanging out with me after I reached my Green Day phase. To get my friends back should I quit liking Green Day or should I find new friends? Help me please.
Sincerely,
Friendless |
Hipster.
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 6700
| November 25th, 2006 at 03:25pm One Nut Wonder:Dear Obsessive,
I can't really do anything. If he already had a girlfriend then it wasn't meant to be. But if he insisted on flirting with you then it possibly means that some of feelings you have for him are mutual. Just wait and maybe he'll come to you.
Love,
BJA
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Dear Billie,
I'm afraid I have no friends. They all quit hanging out with me after I reached my Green Day phase. To get my friends back should I quit liking Green Day or should I find new friends? Help me please.
Sincerely,
Friendless
Dear Friendless,
Whatever "friends" ditched you because of my band, aren't friends at all. You don't need them.
Find new ones, and be happy with them.
BJ
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Dear BJ,
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT????
It pwns.
Love,
Lee. |
Milk
King For A Couple Of Days
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 3741
| November 26th, 2006 at 12:24am Dear Lee
I do it myself... when I'm half awake.
Love BJ
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Dear Billie Joe
Do you enjoy sodomy?
Love Curious |
Lissie!
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 7305
| November 26th, 2006 at 04:27am Dear Curious,
It all depends on how much coffee I've had during the day.
Love, Billie Joe.
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Dear Billie Joe.
There's this site called geekstinkbreath, also known as GSB.
I've been addicted to it for a long ass time, almost a year, and I don't know what to do. It's taking over my life.
What shall I do?
Love,
Lissie. :] |
Hipster.
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 6700
| November 26th, 2006 at 12:29pm Lissie!:Dear Curious,
It all depends on how much coffee I've had during the day.
Love, Billie Joe.
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Dear Billie Joe.
There's this site called geekstinkbreath, also known as GSB.
I've been addicted to it for a long ass time, almost a year, and I don't know what to do. It's taking over my life.
What shall I do?
Love,
Lissie. :]
Dear Lissie,
Well, DON'T DO ANYTHING. GSB is an awesome website. I frequently visit and read your little message boards. 
BeeJee
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Dear Billie,
I know that you have your own series of guitars through Fender, but would you ever think of putting out a series of copies of Blue?
Leester |
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278
| November 26th, 2006 at 08:47pm Dear Leester,
Listen, kid, I'm assuming you know some stuff about me, so I'm assuming you know how special Blue is. It's one of a kind (well, two) and it's a sweet and long memory. That can't be copied. The only reason the Billie Joe Les Pauls/ Fenders exist is because they sound nice and are easy to play on. Don't try to take my memory by making copies and selling them. It can't be done. 
Yours fakely,
Billie J. |
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278
| November 26th, 2006 at 08:48pm Dear Armstrong,
I lost my scruncie. I can't tie up my hair now. What should I do?
From,
Hair-knock life. |
wish_i_was_adie
Jackass
Age: 43
Gender: Female
Posts: 1092
| November 26th, 2006 at 09:06pm lyrical_gaah52:Dear Armstrong,
I lost my scruncie. I can't tie up my hair now. What should I do?
From,
Hair-knock life.
Dear Hair-knock life,
You should gel your hair into a Mohawk. That way, you won't need a scrunchie ever again.
-Billie
Dear Billie Joe,
Do you ever check out Green Day fan websites?
From,
I'mEatingCheese |
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278
| November 27th, 2006 at 05:07am Dear I'mEatingCheese,
No. I don't. I hate my fans and I hate slash. I hate myself. *sob* k, I'm gonna go cut myself now. Bye.
From,
Emo-Joe. |
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278
| November 27th, 2006 at 05:09am lyrical_gaah52:Dear I'mEatingCheese,
No. I don't. I hate my fans and I hate slash. I hate myself. *sob* k, I'm gonna go cut myself now. Bye.
From,
Emo-Joe.
Dear I'mEatingCheese,
I DID NOT WRITE THAT!!!! Emo-Joe is an imposter! Someone take away his blade before the kid hurts himself!
Anyway, yes, sometimes I do. It's fun to see fansites every now and then.
Keep adoring me,
Billie Joe.
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Dear Billie Joe,
For a few months now, I have found that I am sexually attracted to apple pie. What is the significance of this?
Yours truly,
I'm Bringin' Sexy Pie! |
Lissie!
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 7305
| November 27th, 2006 at 08:45am Dear I'm Bringin' Sexy Pie.
Talk to a tattooist.
I don't know.
Love, Billie Joe.
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Dear Billie Joe.
I've met a guy who likes a girl who has a creepy boyfriend who actually likes another girl, who likes a girl, who likes another girl, who likes a boy and this boy's girlfriend's brother likes me and I don't know what to do.
I mean, I don't like him and he stalks me anywhere I go.
Yours truly,
Dumb. |
vivalarorya
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 8405 | November 27th, 2006 at 10:44am Dear Dumb,
You lost me at "I've met a guy."
Yours,
BJ
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Dear Billie,
There's a girl I know and I really don't like her that much but she seems to like me [AS A FRIEND! Jeez.] but I don't know what to do because I'm too nice to tell her she bugs me. So. Any advice?
Love,
Stuck |
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278
| November 27th, 2006 at 12:24pm Dear Stuck,
No...not really.  What you want to do is find a poem or song that relates to "backing off" or whatever and make sure the girl sees it. Y'know, burn her a CD with only that song or slip her a note with the lyrics on it. I'd tell you to try F.O.D, but that sounds a little extreme for your case.
Your American Genius,
Billie Jean at my door...
gotcha. It's Billie Joe and don't you forget it! |
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 5278
| November 27th, 2006 at 12:26pm Dear Billie Jean, I mean Joe,
My dog thinks his name is No. Everytime I say "No." he just looks at me and then goes back to chewing on the tampons. Do you know any good dog training schools?
Love,
Lil Bow-withouttampons |
