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RPattz
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November 12th, 2006 at 08:26am
Dear stalker,
No

Love Beej

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Dear Billie Hoe
Why did you have that picture taken, what are you trying to do to girls panties everywhere, huh?

Love IWANTYOURBEEF
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November 12th, 2006 at 10:18am
Dear IWANTYOURBEEF,
I had it taken cause I can, I'm a hot mofo and you know it.
Love, Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,
I have a teenie tiny obsession with your nose.
Is there something wrong with me?
Love, Nostradamus
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November 12th, 2006 at 01:19pm
Dear Nostradamus,
Nothing wrong with a little nose porn. Fizz

Nasally yours, Beej.
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Dear Billie Joe,

I know I haven't known you for a very long time, and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I need it badly. I haven't had it for a very long time. I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs, and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now I have a lot of nerve, but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juice until its very dry. It has been on my mind all day and I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore. Do you have a piece of gum?

Violet Beauregarde
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November 12th, 2006 at 01:28pm
Dear Violet Beauregarde,
Yes. Five minutes ago. Too bad.
Billie Joe.
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Dear Beeee Jaayy. People tell me I suck at guitar. I think I rock. What shall I doooo? omgno

Love,
IDOROCKISWEAR
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November 12th, 2006 at 01:31pm
Dear IdorockIswear,

You should stop. ... 'Cause you suck. ... alot. I'm the only one, who rocks at guitar.

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Dear Mr. Armstrong

WTH did you and your wife think what you would do to us when you took that pic of sex? Finger
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November 12th, 2006 at 01:39pm
Dear anynomous.
My name is Billie. Not Mr. Armstrong.
And the pic was just for fun. Err. I mean.
Ah forget about it.

"mr" Billie Joe.

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Dear Billie Joe
How come you did the tattoo of two freaking clowns? Show us you're a man.
You made my three years old son paint clowns on the wall.
I'm very upset at you.

Love,
A freaking upset parent Retard

PS. My husband doesn't say hi.
Mary'sX ChemicalX Romance
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November 12th, 2006 at 03:03pm
dear upset parent,
i can do watever a want to!! if your son drew on the wall its his problem!
luv,
bj

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My dearest billie,
my friend thinks im soo obssesed over u and i want her to SHUT UP!!!!!! But shes right wat can i do to take care of this?
luv,
your little rebel
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November 12th, 2006 at 04:47pm
Dear Billie Joe,

Why do you wear your belt sideways? I've always wondered about that... lol.

Your buddy,
Samantha
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November 13th, 2006 at 05:41am
Oh. My. Fucking. God. PEOPLE!!!

Read the fucking instructions on the FIRST PAGE. This thread is NOT to ask Billie Joe about Billie Joe. That's the Ask Billie Anything thread. Jesus fucking christ on a fucking cracker.

This is for making up imaginary problems in your life so "Billie" can solve them or for asking "Billie" to solve your real life problems (no, I don't mean your math homework). Almost the entire last two pages were filled with "Can I have some gum?" or "Why did you tattoo your arm?". "Did you wear your belt sideways?", "what animal do you want to be" "Why do you have a picture of you and your wife?"



SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! These questions do NOT do Not do NOT belong in this thread and if ONE more person asks that kind of question, I will PM a mod and ask them to lock this thread! Capiche?

Capiche.
Sumthin Smushi
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November 13th, 2006 at 09:03am
Sorry lyrical.... Embarassed
hope i get this right...
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Dear Billie Joe,
there's a guy in my class who im head over heels about *teenie screams*!! im thinking about telling him how i feel...got any advice i cud use? this is the first time in confront you know... Confused
Love, Smells-Like-Tenn-Booty!
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November 13th, 2006 at 01:42pm
Dear SmellsLikeTennBooty,

Learn something cool. Like cleaning the house in three minutes. That would make him impressed.
Then you can throw an ice cream at him, and he will understand. Without saying anything to him!
Love,

Billie Joe.

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Dear Billie Joe.

I don't like your butt. I went to therapy for that. Am I weird? o_O

With love.
Big Bertha.
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November 13th, 2006 at 01:46pm
dear big bertha,
YOU WHAT? you dont like my ass?! well, hmph...

dear billie,
i am really confused about myself. i dunno whether i like boys or girls, i think i like both.
what can i do to help me find out?
love confused and unsure
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November 13th, 2006 at 01:50pm
Dear Confused And Unsure.
For the first time I will reply seriously. :]

Just like me. How interesting.
Let me see uhm. It just comes. It's not like you should try kiss a girl and then a boy. Do you like someone right now? Who likes you back?
If you do, you two can get together, no matter which gender this person is. Then, you'll probably meet someone else (I mean, life always goes on) within a couple of months or years, it's different. Maybe this person will be another gender than your first boyfriend/girlfriend.
Then it just came. You can be bisexual, you know. Maybe you're not homosexual or straight, just something in between? I hope you'll sort things out.

With love,
Billie Joe.

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Dear Billie Joe.
I'm worried about my parents. They always argue. It makes me feel scared and I don't know where to go.
What shall I do to make them stop?

With love,
BUTT.
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November 13th, 2006 at 02:00pm
dear butt,
have you spoken to your parents about this? i myself have never gone through this but maybe if yoy talk about it, it might help if not you can call confidential help lines.

love Billie Joe

dear Billie,
my friend has some problems and i've told her to go to the school pm listners but she just wont listen and she says she feels nothing and im really worried please help me!
love worried
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November 13th, 2006 at 02:15pm
Dear worried.
YOU must talk to her too! That's what you need friends for. She needs you to listen. That would make her feel more safe than having the pm listeners listening to what's on her mind.

Billie Joe.

Dear BEE J
I searched for American Idol. But I got kicked out. Will you please cheer me up?

Love,
yours truly Dumbstruck.
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November 13th, 2006 at 05:04pm
Dear Dumbstruck,
Sure. 7:30 work for you?
Love,
BJ
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Dear Billie,
Honsetly? I think I might be bisexual and I don't want to tell anyone. I mean....an admittedly bi person in high school. And I'm only a freshman and so I'd have to go through 4 years of taunting, but it's weird.
Love,
Personne
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November 13th, 2006 at 05:23pm
Dear Personne,
Don't worry about it. I announced that I was bi over national television. High school won't be that bad. If you're really bi, don't be afriad to tell a friend or some one to get it off your chest.
Love,
Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,
My dad won't stop drinking. Ever since we lost my mom that's what he does nonstop. I've tried many solutions like charging him per beer and dumping out everything alcoholic in the house, but he doesn't get the idea. He keeps buying booze. Can you help me?
Love,
Scared
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November 13th, 2006 at 06:18pm
lyrical_gaah52:
Oh. My. Fucking. God. PEOPLE!!!

Read the fucking instructions on the FIRST PAGE. This thread is NOT to ask Billie Joe about Billie Joe. That's the Ask Billie Anything thread. Jesus fucking christ on a fucking cracker.

This is for making up imaginary problems in your life so "Billie" can solve them or for asking "Billie" to solve your real life problems (no, I don't mean your math homework). Almost the entire last two pages were filled with "Can I have some gum?" or "Why did you tattoo your arm?". "Did you wear your belt sideways?", "what animal do you want to be" "Why do you have a picture of you and your wife?"



SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! These questions do NOT do Not do NOT belong in this thread and if ONE more person asks that kind of question, I will PM a mod and ask them to lock this thread! Capiche?

Capiche.


Jeaz, I'm sorry.... Sorry I can't be perfect like you...
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November 13th, 2006 at 08:51pm
sexybilliejoe4me:
lyrical_gaah52:
Oh. My. Fucking. God. PEOPLE!!!

Read the fucking instructions on the FIRST PAGE. This thread is NOT to ask Billie Joe about Billie Joe. That's the Ask Billie Anything thread. Jesus fucking christ on a fucking cracker.

This is for making up imaginary problems in your life so "Billie" can solve them or for asking "Billie" to solve your real life problems (no, I don't mean your math homework). Almost the entire last two pages were filled with "Can I have some gum?" or "Why did you tattoo your arm?". "Did you wear your belt sideways?", "what animal do you want to be" "Why do you have a picture of you and your wife?"



SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! These questions do NOT do Not do NOT belong in this thread and if ONE more person asks that kind of question, I will PM a mod and ask them to lock this thread! Capiche?

Capiche.


Jeaz, I'm sorry.... Sorry I can't be perfect like you...


Jeez, I'm the one who started this thread. Now, I'm going to stop spamming and ask a question.

Dear Billie Joe,

I lost five of my CDs. I spent an hour looking for them yesterday. I lost Dookie, Nimrod, Fallen, The Diary of Alicia Keys, and Fort Minor. I'm so...lost when I don't have all my CDs. Any advice on how to get over this?
Milk
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November 14th, 2006 at 05:30pm
Dear 'Lost'
It's normal to feel this way when you are so attached to music, but it shouldn't rule your life. If you're really worried about them, scream at your family until they help you look for them.
Love Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,
My friend wants me to smoke marijuana, and I don't really want to.
(as a matter of fact, I don't think you're the right person to ask about this)
But anyway, I don't like her pressuring me, I will do it when I'm ready.
How do I tell her this?
Love Un-smokeable.
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