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rollerpig GSBitch Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 61870	November 8th, 2006 at 08:38pm LMFAOLMFALMFAO k. ------------ Dear Meat and Lettuce Yeah, people keep saying that I don't know what they want, but yes I'm a fantastic Sandwich maker ---------- Dear Billie, Why are you so skinny? Yours, EatAHamburger.
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24502	November 9th, 2006 at 12:08am Dear EatAHamburger, I'm not as skinny as you think.I have some unseen meat . Yours truly, Billie Joe ----- Dear Billie Joe, You are one hot piece of ass .When will we see more Trillie action? Sincerely, The growing Trillie obsessie.
Frodo Baggins Had A Life Before GSB Age: 23 Gender: Female Posts: 28716	November 9th, 2006 at 12:29am Dear Trillie Obsessie. Firstly, let me congratulate you on realising what I have always known. Secondly, I am unaware of any time in the past when fans have come across any footage of what you refer to as "Trillie Action"... ... However, you can openly see my love for Tre in every knowing glance and loving smile. I am afraid any more scandalous action shall be kept behind closed doors and...under school desks.. Lovingly Yours, BJ ------------------ Dear Billie, I am growingly concerned over your drinking habits. Do you ever worry about what might happen to you if you continue wandering around in such drunken and debauched states?? Sincerely yours, Tee-Totaller.
Kimsex Addict Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 13029	November 9th, 2006 at 01:03am Dear Tee-totaller, Nah, I'm not afraid of what will happen I know what will happen. And it will involve a Beach on the Eastcoast and two very attractive females Best wishes, Billie. ------- Dear Billie Joe, I recently saw my own mother naked. It was only a quick second but it scarred me for life, What should I do to get over this horrific experience?! Love, MILF-i-fied.
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24502	November 9th, 2006 at 02:47am Dear MILF-i-fied, First off,I have to tell you...that sucks!I suggest you get a bottle of vodka,chug it down and pretend you saw me naked instead of your mother. I hope my beautiful naked body helps! Nakedly yours, Billie Joe ----- Dear Billie Joe, Would you ever have a threesome with Taylor from the Foo Fighters and Tre? Just wondering... Slashily yours, The Threesome Junkie
The Fool On The Hill Had A Life Before GSB Age: 18 Gender: Female Posts: 25936	November 9th, 2006 at 02:53am Dear The Threesome Junkie, Oh, many, many, many times. That man is just so damn irresistable. I just wanna touch those long locks of blonde hair and kiss him. RAWR. Although I don't think Tre and Taylor can be together seeing that they got into a huge fight last time we toured with them. But as much as I tried to deny, the fight was hot. Until I had to break them up because poor Taylor was getting beat up. But enough of my rambling. Loving Taylor, Billie ------------------------------------- Dear Billie, I have a huge crush on the Foo Fighters And I was wondering if you ever crawled into bed with any of the members? Sincerely yours, HOTFORTAYLOR
Pattie Boyd Falling In Love With The Board Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 7880	November 9th, 2006 at 02:55am Dear HOT...etc. Who says I haven't already? Yours, Billie ____________________ Dear Billie, I cannot concentrate on ANYTHING lately. Images of you pantless keep coming up in my mind, rendering me comatose for God knows how long. Any ideas? Love, the PBB [Pants Billie Brigade]
iamkiller Moderator Age: 19 Gender: Female Posts: 19566	November 9th, 2006 at 03:22am Oh man this is going to be a riot. -------------- Dear PBB, I suggest rubbing the underground. IFYOUKNOWWHATIMSAYINGBITCH. Love, The Beej. -------------- Dear BJ, Now and again I like to pee like a boy. Do you have the same sensations for peeing like a girl? Please make me feel better about my hobbies. Love, The Loose Moose.
Regular Frankie Fan Falling In Love With The Board Age: 23 Gender: Female Posts: 7430	November 9th, 2006 at 04:41am Dear Loosey Moosey, I peed like a girl once. Tre has incriminating photographs. I may never pee again. Love, BJ ______________ Dear Billie Joe, Can I ask you a favor? Spank Tré once for me? Please? Love, An Irregular Frankie Fan
iamkiller Moderator Age: 19 Gender: Female Posts: 19566	November 9th, 2006 at 05:03am Dear Ann Irregular Frankie Fan, WHIPLASH. Come again! Beej. ------------------------- Dear BJ, I get rashes. Do you get rashes too? Love, Mudflap.
Kimsex Addict Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 13029	November 9th, 2006 at 05:06am Dear Mudflap, Yes, A LOT. Thats why you have to remember to use a condom! With pleasure, Bill-J --------- Dear Billie, No matter how angry I am at Brandon Flowers for what he said, I can't stop loving the Killer's and their music. I'm a devoted Green Day fan though. What should I do?? Love, Tazed and confused. (have I mentioned how much I love this thread?)
Milk King For A Couple Of Days Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 3741	November 9th, 2006 at 06:52am Dear Tazed and Confused, You should probably learn to forgive and forget, as everyone makes mistakes. It's okay with me if you like other bands and their music, it's a part of life. - Billie ------------- Dear Billie Joe Is it true that you stop a concert if you see someone fall down in the pit? And do you ever sniff your pits? And whatever happened to Brad Pitt? Love, Queen Shit
Beat Up Car This Board Is My Home Age: 19 Gender: Female Posts: 34440	November 9th, 2006 at 09:31am Dear Queen Shit, Yes it is true that I am stopped concerts, I dont want any people being stood on now do I, 'specially the men, if you stand on their man parts it HURTS. I small my pits how esle to you think I know it is time to have a shower?... and Brad Pitt? well...we all know that he is so far in the closet that he is in Narnia Smelly Joe ----- Dear Billie Joe, I have apln to come to Oakland, I was wondering when I do, can I stay with you? I am the perfect house guest and I can make a mean beans on toast, think of the benefits my man Saucy Maid
Reality Is Due Post Whore Age: 15 Gender: Female Posts: 24502	November 9th, 2006 at 01:57pm Dear Saucy Maid, You are more than welcome to come stay with me. I like the sound of that . But if my wife comes after you with a rolling pin...that's all on you,hun. Yours truly, Beaten Joe ---- Dear Billie Joe, I'm a total insomniac...how do I stop it and sleep like a normal person? Yours truly, Chick that never sleeps
iamkiller Moderator Age: 19 Gender: Female Posts: 19566	November 9th, 2006 at 03:45pm Dear Chick that never sleeps (you might want to work on that insomnia-girl), OH LETS SEE! So you ARE an insomniac. Well, check that out. First of all you might want to OD on pills. That usually helps. CHEERS. Love, Beej. ----------------------- Dear BJ, I had a dream about you dying last night. COMPREHEND? Love, Loser Leah.
Frodo Baggins Had A Life Before GSB Age: 23 Gender: Female Posts: 28716	November 9th, 2006 at 04:59pm Dearest Leah, Don't worry about me dying, as I am the everyoung immortal BEEJMEISTER. Its probably just cos you haven't seen me around for a while, but all that's gonna change pretty soon! William Joseph. --------------------------- Dear Bill, I can't stop listening to your songs covering other bands. You should release a covers CD! Short of that, just the next GD CD would be good...I have 2 essays to do before Monday, but I really don't want to start them. Any advice on how to motivate myself?? Yours, Lazy student.
The Valiant! Falling In Love With The Board Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 8720	November 9th, 2006 at 06:24pm Dear Lazy Student, I never did my essays at school. So, either don't bother, get a smart kid to do it or buckle down and write. -BJ ----------------------------------- Dear Billie, Are you gonna be all...weird and crap like Bono? Cause if you do, I will have to do what I am planning for Bono. Muhahahahaha. - Amber Dexterious.
Frodo Baggins Had A Life Before GSB Age: 23 Gender: Female Posts: 28716	November 9th, 2006 at 06:30pm Dear Amber Dexterious I will never be all weird and crap like Bono, because I am the fucking King of punk rock and he is.....old and mouldy. Sticking it to the man, Billie. -------------------------- Dear Beej, I can call you that, can't I?? I think I am addicted to tattoos. I know you're not the most unbiased person in the world to be asking, but I have to stop myself before its too late!! Are there any activities, alternative to tattooing that you suggest I spend my time on? Much love, Your stalker.
The Valiant! Falling In Love With The Board Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 8720	November 9th, 2006 at 06:40pm Dear My Stalker Yeah you can call be Beej. Haha. Anyway, if you wanna not be so addicted to permanant tattoes, I suggest using henna ones until you get it our your system. Love Beej. ----------------------- Dear Billie, Just outta curiousity, if you were to recommend a drug to use, which? I know you took methamphetamines and pot and acid. Probably more. Yours Anita Bath
Frodo Baggins Had A Life Before GSB Age: 23 Gender: Female Posts: 28716	November 9th, 2006 at 06:45pm Anita Beth, Well obviously I don't recommend doing drugs, but what I did was experiment and you'll usually find that one particular drug suits you the most - ie: me smacked off my tits from 94-96 on Speed. Twitchily yours, Bill. --------------- Dear Billie, Firstly.. Henna?! Don't be a pussy!! Secondly, when will you do a duet with Marilyn Manson? I know you love his songs and his rad shoes. Yours in anticipation, Teh Emu.

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