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rollerpig
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rollerpig
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November 8th, 2006 at 02:38pm
LMFAOLMFALMFAO tehe k.

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Dear Meat and Lettuce

Yeah, people keep saying that Think I don't know what they want, but yes I'm a fantastic Sandwich maker tehe Image


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Dear Billie,

Why are you so skinny? omgno

Yours, EatAHamburger.
Reality Is Due
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Reality Is Due
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Posts: 24633

Mibba
November 8th, 2006 at 06:08pm
Dear EatAHamburger,

I'm not as skinny as you think.I have some unseen meat Meg.

Yours truly,
Billie Joe

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Dear Billie Joe,

You are one hot piece of ass tehe.When will we see more Trillie action?

Sincerely,
The growing Trillie obsessie.
Sherlock
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Sherlock
Age: 34
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Posts: 35331
November 8th, 2006 at 06:29pm
Dear Trillie Obsessie.

Firstly, let me congratulate you on realising what I have always known. Secondly, I am unaware of any time in the past when fans have come across any footage of what you refer to as "Trillie Action"... Shifty ... However, you can openly see my love for Tre in every knowing glance and loving smile. I am afraid any more scandalous action shall be kept behind closed doors and...under school desks.. tehe

Lovingly Yours,

BJ

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Dear Billie,

I am growingly concerned over your drinking habits. Do you ever worry about what might happen to you if you continue wandering around in such drunken and debauched states??

Sincerely yours,

Tee-Totaller. Retard
Kimsex
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Mibba
November 8th, 2006 at 07:03pm
Dear Tee-totaller,
Nah, I'm not afraid of what will happen I know what will happen. And it will involve a Beach on the Eastcoast and two very attractive females ~~
Best wishes,
Billie.

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Dear Billie Joe,
I recently saw my own mother naked. It was only a quick second but it scarred me for life, What should I do to get over this horrific experience?!
Love,
MILF-i-fied.
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Mibba
November 8th, 2006 at 08:47pm
Dear MILF-i-fied,

First off,I have to tell you...that sucks!I suggest you get a bottle of vodka,chug it down and pretend you saw me naked instead of your mother.

I hope my beautiful naked body helps!

Nakedly yours,
Billie Joe

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Dear Billie Joe,

Would you ever have a threesome with Taylor from the Foo Fighters and Tre? tehe Just wondering...

Slashily yours,
The Threesome Junkie
The Fool On The Hill
Had A Life Before GSB
The Fool On The Hill
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Posts: 26154
November 8th, 2006 at 08:53pm
Dear The Threesome Junkie,
Oh, many, many, many times. That man is just so damn irresistable. I just wanna touch those long locks of blonde hair and kiss him. RAWR.
Although I don't think Tre and Taylor can be together seeing that they got into a huge fight last time we toured with them. But as much as I tried to deny, the fight was hot. Until I had to break them up because poor Taylor was getting beat up.

But enough of my rambling.

Loving Taylor,
Billie

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Dear Billie,
I have a huge crush on the Foo Fighters tehe And I was wondering if you ever crawled into bed with any of the members?

Sincerely yours,
HOTFORTAYLOR tehe
vivalarorya
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vivalarorya
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November 8th, 2006 at 08:55pm
Dear HOT...etc.

Who says I haven't already?

Yours,
Billie
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Dear Billie,

I cannot concentrate on ANYTHING lately. Images of you pantless keep coming up in my mind, rendering me comatose for God knows how long. Any ideas?

Love,
the PBB [Pants Billie Brigade]
iamkiller
Basket Case
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Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 19586

Mibba
November 8th, 2006 at 09:22pm
Oh man this is going to be a riot.


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Dear PBB,

I suggest rubbing the underground. IFYOUKNOWWHATIMSAYINGBITCH.

Love, The Beej.
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Dear BJ,

Now and again I like to pee like a boy. Do you have the same sensations for peeing like a girl? Please make me feel better about my hobbies.

Love, The Loose Moose.
Regular Frankie Fan
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Posts: 7530

Mibba
November 8th, 2006 at 10:41pm
Dear Loosey Moosey,

I peed like a girl once. Tre has incriminating photographs. I may never pee again.

Love, BJ

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Dear Billie Joe,

Can I ask you a favor? Spank Tré once for me? Please? Very Happy

Love,
An Irregular Frankie Fan
iamkiller
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iamkiller
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Posts: 19586

Mibba
November 8th, 2006 at 11:03pm
Dear Ann Irregular Frankie Fan,

WHIPLASH.

Come again! Beej.

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Dear BJ,

I get rashes. Do you get rashes too?

Love, Mudflap.
Kimsex
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Mibba
November 8th, 2006 at 11:06pm
Dear Mudflap,
Yes, A LOT. Thats why you have to remember to use a condom!
With pleasure,
Bill-J

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Dear Billie,
No matter how angry I am at Brandon Flowers for what he said, I can't stop loving the Killer's and their music. I'm a devoted Green Day fan though.
What should I do??
Love,
Tazed and confused.

(have I mentioned how much I love this thread?)
Milk
King For A Couple Of Days
Milk
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Mibba Blog
November 9th, 2006 at 12:52am
Dear Tazed and Confused,

You should probably learn to forgive and forget, as everyone makes mistakes.
It's okay with me if you like other bands and their music, it's a part of life.
- Billie

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Dear Billie Joe
Is it true that you stop a concert if you see someone fall down in the pit?
And do you ever sniff your pits? And whatever happened to Brad Pitt?
Love,
Queen Shit
RPattz
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RPattz
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Posts: 38824
November 9th, 2006 at 03:31am
Dear Queen Shit,
Yes it is true that I am stopped concerts, I dont want any people being stood on now do I, 'specially the men, if you stand on their man parts it HURTS. I small my pits how esle to you think I know it is time to have a shower?... and Brad Pitt? well...we all know that he is so far in the closet that he is in Narnia Very Happy

Smelly Joe

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Dear Billie Joe,
I have apln to come to Oakland, I was wondering when I do, can I stay with you? I am the perfect house guest and I can make a mean beans on toast, think of the benefits my man ~~

Saucy Maid
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Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 07:57am
Dear Saucy Maid,

You are more than welcome to come stay with me. I like the sound of that ~~. But if my wife comes after you with a rolling pin...that's all on you,hun.

Yours truly,
Beaten Joe

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Dear Billie Joe,

I'm a total insomniac...how do I stop it and sleep like a normal person? omgno

Yours truly,
Chick that never sleeps
iamkiller
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iamkiller
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Posts: 19586

Mibba
November 9th, 2006 at 09:45am
Dear Chick that never sleeps (you might want to work on that insomnia-girl),

OH LETS SEE! So you ARE an insomniac. Well, check that out. First of all you might want to OD on pills. That usually helps. CHEERS.

Love, Beej.


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Dear BJ,

I had a dream about you dying last night. COMPREHEND? Cheese

Love, Loser Leah.
Sherlock
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Sherlock
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November 9th, 2006 at 10:59am
Dearest Leah,

Don't worry about me dying, as I am the everyoung immortal BEEJMEISTER. Its probably just cos you haven't seen me around for a while, but all that's gonna change pretty soon! Ahbrow

William Joseph.

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Dear Bill,

I can't stop listening to your songs covering other bands. You should release a covers CD! Drool Short of that, just the next GD CD would be good...I have 2 essays to do before Monday, but I really don't want to start them. Any advice on how to motivate myself??

Yours,

Lazy student.
The Doctor
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Mibba Blog
November 9th, 2006 at 12:24pm
Dear Lazy Student,

I never did my essays at school. So, either don't bother, get a smart kid to do it or buckle down and write.

-BJ

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Dear Billie,

Are you gonna be all...weird and crap like Bono? Cause if you do, I will have to do what I am planning for Bono. Muhahahahaha.

- Amber Dexterious.
Sherlock
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Sherlock
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November 9th, 2006 at 12:30pm
Dear Amber Dexterious

I will never be all weird and crap like Bono, because I am the fucking King of punk rock and he is.....old and mouldy.

Sticking it to the man,

Billie.


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Dear Beej, I can call you that, can't I?? Wink

I think I am addicted to tattoos. I know you're not the most unbiased person in the world to be asking, but I have to stop myself before its too late!! Are there any activities, alternative to tattooing that you suggest I spend my time on?

Much love,

Your stalker. tehe
The Doctor
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The Doctor
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Posts: 8786

Mibba Blog
November 9th, 2006 at 12:40pm
Dear My Stalker

Yeah you can call be Beej. Haha.

Anyway, if you wanna not be so addicted to permanant tattoes, I suggest using henna ones until you get it our your system.

Love Beej.

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Dear Billie,

Just outta curiousity, if you were to recommend a drug to use, which? I know you took methamphetamines and pot and acid. Probably more.

Yours
Anita Bath
Sherlock
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Sherlock
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November 9th, 2006 at 12:45pm
Anita Beth,

Well obviously I don't recommend doing drugs, but what I did was experiment and you'll usually find that one particular drug suits you the most - ie: me smacked off my tits from 94-96 on Speed.

Twitchily yours,

Bill.

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Dear Billie,

Firstly.. Henna?! Finger Don't be a pussy!! Laughing Secondly, when will you do a duet with Marilyn Manson? I know you love his songs and his rad shoes.

Yours in anticipation,

Teh Emu.
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