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lyrical_mess Falling In Love With The Board Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 5278 | This is like an Ask Annie column type thing. You can tell Billie your problems here or ask him a question and anyone can answer as Billie Joe. However, this is not the place to ask him if he will hug you or ask for his autograph. That's the "Ask Billie Anything" thread. This is for getting Billie's answers to your fashion fiascos, boyfriend bummers, music meltdowns and puberty problems. Examples Q: Dear Billie Joe, my cat likes to eat my CDs. It keeps getting sick but it won't come to the vet and it won't stop eating CDs. What should I do? From, Confused Kitty Girl And then, the next person will answer as Billie Joe and ask a question of their own. A: Dear Kitty Girl, maybe you should hide your CDs. And make sure your cat doesn't eat any Green Day. You cannot ask a new question unless you make an attempt to answer the previous one. Anyone can answer as Billie Joe. Normally, there's a fixed person to answer problems, but not here! Whoot! We all get to be Billie Joe! I'll start. Dear Billie Joe, I don't like doing my math homework. It bores me to death and I can't concentrate. Do you have any tips that can help me out? From, Easily Distracted. |
Sumthin Smushi Idiot Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 707 | Dear Easily Distrcated, we all know about the bordom of school work. one way you can solve this is to put some flare into you work time. listen to a Green Day DC while your doing your work. hope that helps, and hope you pass!! Billie joe --------------(hope i did this right)-------------- Dear Billie Joe, my parents recently discovered that i smoke. they have been up my ass ever since. they want me to quit, but i dont want to, and im already in enough trouble as it is. wat should i do?? from, Miss Marlboro |
lyrical_mess Falling In Love With The Board Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 5278 | Dear Miss Marlboro, Who the hell told you to smoke in the first place? I mean, even I'm trying to quit! I'm telling you, it's not easy, but it's what you have to do. It's probably a lot easier to quit when you're a kid than when you're 30. Billie Joe. ---------------------------- Dear Billie Joe, I like to read slash. A lot. Most of it is about you. It's becoming like an addiction, and my mom saw me reading it. Now, she's sending me to shrink. But I'm not crazy. I just...think it's hot. Please help me. From, Trillie Lover. |
Kimsex Addict Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 13097 | Dear Trillie Lover, Its perfectly fine that you read slash about Tre and I. It's based on fact right? or is it? Its completely normal for a young woman to read this sort of thing. Just don't show up at my window with a Camera some night hoping to get some shots, then we'd have a problem. Love, Trillie -------------------------- Dear Billie Joe. I paint my fingernails black. I'm not gothic or anything, but I like the way I look with them, it makes me feel edgy and different from everyone else. The thing is people are calling me goth (jokingly mostly) even though I dress rather average (Aeropostale, American Eagle ect..) Its getting pretty annoying now and they don't know when to quit. Should I just ditch the polish? -Preppy Goth. |
rollerpig GSBitch Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 62283 | Nah, keep it. Why do you even care what other people think about it? And it's just nail polish.. Yours, Billie. --------------------- Dear Billie Joe. Why do I think you're so hot? Billie fan. |
Sherlock Board Parasite Age: 39 Gender: Female Posts: 35331 | Dear fan...of me! It is only natural for you to think that I am incredibly hot....because I am one hot piece of trim. Billie. ------------------------------------------------------ Dear Billie Joe, I am quite often told that I have obsessive issues involving you, your band and your teeth. Do you think I should get out more? Love..you!! |
RPattz Board Parasite Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 38824 | Dear Teeth lover, Maybe you should get out more, you obviously have issues and I think you need to work on them, also I think an un-healthy obsession with the band and me is good, it helps feed my HUGE ego Thats in my pants Love me too! Billie Joe Armstrong -------------------------- Dear Billie Joe I think you may have issues in the band, Mike is using far to much Kleenex and his eyes are red, can you explain that?? Concerned Fan |
The Doctor Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 8786 | Dear Concerned fan, Mike has hayfever. There is no issues. Except he needs to take a Clarityn. Billie. --------------- Dear Billie Joe, I have an urge to kill you in a blender. Yah... - Blenderific Kid |
Kimsex Addict Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 13097 | Dear Blenderific Kid, I'm having the authorities come to your house as we speak With much love, Billie Joe ------ Dear Billie, I can't seem to stop seeing you! Wherever I go I see someone who had some sort of resemblance to you, even if its the slightest similarity Whats my problem?? Love, Deja-Billie |
abnormalone2002 Falling In Love With The Board Age: 40 Gender: Female Posts: 9058 | Dear Deja-Billie, Maybe you're just seeing things..unless you live near the Bay area sex shop..then it really is me. Oops, I said too much. Anyway, maybe it's just that a lot of people happen to look like me. I'm not sure. Don't rape your friends though! Sincerely, Billie ------------------------------------------------- Dear Billie, No matter how much I beg and plead, I cannot get my friend to do my homework for me. She just won't do it. How do I persuade her to do it for me? With Love, Lazy Billie |
RPattz Board Parasite Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 38824 | Dear Deja-Billie You have one simple problem.. YOUWANTMYBEEF BJ ------ Dear Billie Joe, I have an angry twitching Billie fetish, is there any chance you could go back on crack for my pure entertainment? ♥ Ronnie Corbett P.S is there really no place like home? |
Kimsex Addict Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 13097 | Dear Ronnie Corbett, Despite your deepest wishes, I cannot go back on crack. Adie would castrate me if I did and to be honest, I like my beef. And Where did I say there was no place like home? I would like to see that article! Sincerly, Da Beej. --------- Dear Billie Joe, I know your wife is from Minnesota, What are your views on the Minnesota Wild? The National Hockey Team from Minneapolis?? Do you go to there games and if so, WANT TO GO TO A MINN VS. BOSTON GAME?! Sincerley, Hockey-day fan |
RPattz Board Parasite Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 38824 | (my new fav thread ) Dear Hockey-day fan, Do you even realise who you are talking to? me, sports? Do you no know I drive a girly man car? Man Adrienne is more manly than me. Oh and I said there is no place like home when I was smacked off my non-existent chubb tits on stage in Oakland in '95 Billiam. ----- Dear Billie Joe I have a problem, I think I am having sexual and weird thought about your wife (I'm not ) do you ever feelin intimidated that she is just far prettier then you? Anastacia Beaverhousen. |
The Doctor Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 8786 | Dear Anastacia Beaverhousen, Heh, my wife is a gorgeous lady, I'll admit. But she's mine. Well, I'm hers. I don't feel intimidated by her looks, more the whip she has above our bed. - Billie. ------------------------------------------- Dear BJ I'm kinda going insane. I keep thinking I am characters in books! Can you help? - Holden Caulfield. |
rollerpig GSBitch Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 62283 | greendayjunkie: |
Kimsex Addict Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 13097 | (my new favorite thread also) Dear Holden Caulfield, What you need is for something to happen to you that doesn't ever happen to characters in books. For example, go to a bar, get shitfaced. Then go home with the most hideous woman to ever grace god's Earth. Then wake up looking right into her one big eye. That NEVER happens in the books, only real life, trust me. Love, BIll-job ------------------------- Dear Billie Joe, would you ever consider dying your hair blue again? And getting your nose re-pierced? I think you would be much more fuckable if you did. sincerly, Mango-tango |
rollerpig GSBitch Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 62283 | Dear Mango-Tango No, those days are gone, accept it. Maybe I'll dye it grey and get a nipple piercing. I'm hot anyway.. Yours, Billie. ------------------ Dear Billie. ... PS |
Kimsex Addict Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 13097 | Dear Crazy Person, I am having my lawyer call you as we speak.... PS Love, Bill ---------- Dear Billie Joe What is your view on Diet Coke vs Coca Cola Classic?? Love, Razzmatazz |
rollerpig GSBitch Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 62283 | LMFAO ... Dear Razzmatazz. That's an interesting question. And there's only one answer. Seriously. Coke Classic. Nothing else. Diet Coke is a fucking joke.. -------------------- Dear Billie ... Now really, what happened between you and Mark? Billie-Mark-Fan, Be. xxxx |
RPattz Board Parasite Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 38824 | Dear Millie Fan A lot of unmentionables happened between me and Mark, all I am gonna say is Whips and Chains, Mark certainly is a kinky little fucker Billie Joe X -------- Dear Billie Joe, Have you ever heard of the term 'Green Day sandwich'?? CALL ME!!! on the number 555-IWANNABEINTHEMIDDLE Meat and Lettuce x |
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