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Jas.
Idiot
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 874 | December 2nd, 2008 at 12:33am Hannah,
Since when was liking an older guy wrong?
Give them the middle finger or some shit.
Mr. Armstrong.
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Dear Billie,
Do you know where I can get some posters of Jimmy Eat World, MCR, Green Day and such?
I'm not allowed to go to a shop called' Off Ya Tree' to get it coz my mum thinks they sell Bongs there.
Help?
Love You,
Jasmine. |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 2nd, 2008 at 03:08am Dear Jasmine
If you do online shopping check out the online poster shops cos there are many out there if you cant you can go to another shop that sells posters in your area
Billie
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Dear Billie
My cousins are coming down in a month for a sleepover sometime in the next month but the thing is that I dont want to see them but my mother says I HAVE TO
What should I do?
Hannah |
Jas.
Idiot
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 874 | December 2nd, 2008 at 03:17am Dear Hannah.
If you think thats bad, my awesome friend Jasmine's embaressing sixteen year old cousin, his family and Jaz's family are going to her school tomorrow night for a picnic/Carols by Candlelight.
She definately has it worse of in the cousin department.
Mr. Armstrong.
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Billie.
One of my besterest friends caught her parents going at it.
She's now mentally disturbed and I feel sorry for her.
What can I do to help her?
YoursForever,
Jasmine |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 2nd, 2008 at 03:22am Jasmine
When she has a boyfriend she should go at it when at home and when the parents open the door to see the racket they will feel the same way that she does
Billie
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Dear Billie
My mother caught me eating ice cream in the middle of the night tonight and she made me do a load of chores today
what should do i do
Hannah |
Jas.
Idiot
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 874 | December 2nd, 2008 at 03:32am Dear Hannah.
Say it was your PMS cravings.
To be absolutely honest, I'm not sure how to advise you on this.
Smilezz!
Billie.
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Billie.
I have some very lame and kid-friendly jokes for you.
Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
Roamin' Catholic.
A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it on my bill."
Did you hear about the two ants on the toilet seat? One of them got pissed off.
=D
Jasmine. |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 2nd, 2008 at 03:36am Dear Jasmine
You need to tell more funnier and more very adult friendly jokes. I told one to the class and the school principle was in the room when I was 10 - it was so dirty that the principle gave me an award for telling that joke
Billie
Dear Billie
I was caught masturbating by my mother once today when she wanted to ask me something
Advice?
Hannah |
Jas.
Idiot
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 874 | December 2nd, 2008 at 04:06am Uh, Oh.
Sorry to, uh, here that.
Like, were you fully at it?
No. Joking.
Apoligize for infecting her eyes.
Also Joking.
Mr. Armstrong.
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Dear Billie.
I got really pissed off with my teacher today and told her that she has AIDS.
Yes, its very immature but I couldn't get Worlds AIDS Day out my head.
Advice?
Jasmine. |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 2nd, 2008 at 04:08am ^ yes i was fully at it
Dear Jasmine
Thats annoying but the teachers love me so I wouldnt say that to them
Billie
Dear Billie
Im really scared of dogs
Hannah |
Jas.
Idiot
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 874 | December 2nd, 2008 at 04:16am Dearest Hannah.
You're a scaredy of Dogs?
My friend Jasmine is afraid of the dark, but Shhh! 
Billie
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Dear Billie
May I combe your hair?
No, Joking.
I typed in a random website on Google, just for fun with one of my friends. but It turned out as Porno.
Now my parents think I go onto those types of websites.
Help!
Jasmine. |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 2nd, 2008 at 06:55pm Dear Jasmine
I did that once a couple of years ago cos imistyped the url on the address bar and my mother didnt know but they will forget about it in a few days that you typed in an address and it turned into porno
Billie
Dear Billie
My mother said that i nicked one of her condoms but i did cos I was gonna have sex with my bf and she said that i shouldnt steal those but i had to cos I was out of money
what should i do
Hannah |
Jas.
Idiot
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 874 | December 3rd, 2008 at 12:45am [font=5] Hannah.
Lie next time.
Billie.
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Billie.
I have to go to my schools Christmas Carols in a few hours. The thing is, my cousins family and my family's gonna be there, but they're really embaressing.
Realistic advice?
Jasmine. [/fpnt] |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 3rd, 2008 at 12:01pm Dear Jasmine
Just pretend to be sick or run away !
Billie
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Dear Billie
Theres this guy who im really obsessed with and people think that its wrong to like him cos of the way he looks
Hannah |
padfoot
Jackass
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1718
 | December 3rd, 2008 at 01:29pm Dear Hannah,
Don't listen to the bastards. What do they know? Eh? If you like him it doesn't matter what they say!
Love...
BJ
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Dear Billie,
There's this guy at school that all the girls are obsessing over. I've been there, done that and now hate the guy. He's becoming so cocky and I feel like punching him somedays. I tell my friends that I dislike him but they go on about how 'everyone hugs him' etc etc.
How can I bring them to their sences?
Love you so much,
Hari.
PS. I've always wondered what getting a tatoo feels like? Does it hurt? |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 3rd, 2008 at 07:51pm Dear Hari
They will find out that he is a complete bastard cos i was friends with this total bitch at the beginning of the year and when the friendship got really nasty i went to tell the school counselor what was going on that they were forcing me to have sex and smoke/take drugs.Now everyone knows what a total bitch she is
Also a tattoo feels like a sunburn after you get it
Billie
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Dear Billie
My brother thinks that this website is mega boring! but im totally addicted to it
Help!
Hannah |
Jas.
Idiot
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 874 | December 4th, 2008 at 12:00am Hannah.
Give him the middle finger or some shit.
This website is not boring.
Billie.
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Dear Billie.
Every morning I go onto the MCR website to see what tey're up to.
I do this every morning after a wake up.
Is this normal behaviour?
Jasmine. |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 4th, 2008 at 12:13am Dear Jazzi
I do that with the 30 year old that i like - it is a good part of being a MCR fan and yes it is normal
Billie
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Dear Billie
Everyone says that the 30 year old that i like is a complete tool but i get really upset cos he is such a nice intelligent guy
Help!
Hannah |
Jas.
Idiot
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 874 | December 4th, 2008 at 12:18am Dear Hannah.
Who is that 30-year=old guy you like?!
Mr. Armstrong.
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Dear BJ.
Did you know that your surname is a compound word?
Arm-Strong. 
Jasmine. |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 4th, 2008 at 12:22am Dear Jasmine
Yes - stoked
Billie
Dear Jasmine
I am really broke and want to download music but my mother wont let me anymore - there are so many songs I want!
Hannah |
Jas.
Idiot
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 874 | December 4th, 2008 at 03:14am Uh. Just secretly download them.
Billie Joe.
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Dearest Billie.
I used to be sorta mean to my one of my best friends.
It was when I was like, six, but I feel bad for doing it.
Help please.
Jasmine. |
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GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | December 4th, 2008 at 03:17am Dear Jasmine
Just forget about it - I have forgotton about the times i was mean to people when i was 6 but that was 10 years ago
Billie
Dear Billie
I am soon going to the motel at 10.30 pm and my mother is really worried i will get up to stuff there
Hannah |
