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xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936	January 10th, 2007 at 06:58am Flaming Phalanges!: Baaaah it's so fekking long! And I've got to go all the way to lakeside to hand it in. "How many times ahve you stayed off work/school in the last year without being ill?" Zero....hahhah. Yeah, she does, but still, who gives a flying fuck? Not I. Blah, I keep accidentally almost creating new topics. I think you should lie a lot on this form. Right, I've done up to Chapter 22 now, and I'm bored. I'm going to go back to writing Crowded. I am going to end up with square eyes today
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	January 10th, 2007 at 07:07am I have lied A LOT on this form. But I tried being honest with tesco's stupid personality test and they didn't even get back to me so you know. I hope they pay well...it's a posh shop so probably. OMGAH I JUST SAW THE NEW FOB VIDEO. I was gonna see them at the palais at the end of this month but by the time I got through they'd sold out. I was well looking forward to it cos I met Tyson at the palais...gah. wtf good charlotte, NO. I keep seeing Koopa pop up on Kerrang..I don't get it.
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	January 10th, 2007 at 08:05am Omgosh Steps music video on telly. I had their album. Hahaha their fake backgrounds and dances are so shit.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936	January 10th, 2007 at 10:54am Omg, finally uploaded NOK to Mibba in a much less shitty form than it was before. Yay for commas! Haha, I have literally spent ALL DAY in front of the computer. And my brother just had the nerve to suggest my day off work wasn't entirely necessary! Pshh. And look, it's a Batman fish! : http://www.practicalfishkeeping.co.uk/pfk/pages/item.php?news=1181
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	January 10th, 2007 at 11:14am Elle, I'm not even gonna ask why you were on practicalfishkeeping.com. Whenever I find a perfect car my dad finds something wrong with it... grrr. "You've got to go round a quarter of the m25.........." So fekking what? He wants a lift to the airport and I can't take him without a car. sigh
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936	January 10th, 2007 at 11:20am Flaming Phalanges!: Elle, I'm not even gonna ask why you were on practicalfishkeeping.com. Whenever I find a perfect car my dad finds something wrong with it... grrr. "You've got to go round a quarter of the m25.........." So fekking what? He wants a lift to the airport and I can't take him without a car. sigh FP, you can't even drive yet, does he know that? And this is what Dads do, I think it's universal. Every time I turned up home my Dad would have the bonnet of my car up within ten minutes and be tweaking things that were quite clearly fine in the first place. Think he lost a bit of faith in me after I accidentally put water in the oil fill one time when I was hungover.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936	January 10th, 2007 at 11:22am And I wasn't on practicalfishkeeping.com! One of my american friends forwarded it to me. Not sure why he was on it though. There's probably a fish geek at the beginning of a long line of innocent forwarders.
The Fool On The Hill Had A Life Before GSB Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 26154	January 10th, 2007 at 11:38am xZildjianRockerx: Flaming Phalanges!: Bah...charity advert. scowl What do you work as ZR? Last English job I remember was the call centre with the woman who made you cry. tries to keep a straight face Okay, I had been having a bad day and that woman was evil. I'm never rude to people in call centres now, no matter how useless they are. But I was good, I was the only one in the office to get 100% in my call monitoring. Probably cause I was only one in the office that had a brain instead of 12 kids and an ASBO. Anyway. I work at the Uni of Sheffield. I like it lots. But I'm off sick right now. Booo. But yay, in that I'm currently transferring the entire of NOK onto Mibba. Which is taking ages cause it's now NOK - REMASTERED because I realised that I apparently did not know how to write before. I have no idea why anyone actually liked that story to be honest, it really isn't very good at all You're joking right? gkljfhdgkjs it's amazingggggg. Defintiely one of my fave stories here. sucks up to you
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	January 10th, 2007 at 12:01pm xZildjianRockerx: Flaming Phalanges!: Elle, I'm not even gonna ask why you were on practicalfishkeeping.com. Whenever I find a perfect car my dad finds something wrong with it... grrr. "You've got to go round a quarter of the m25.........." So fekking what? He wants a lift to the airport and I can't take him without a car. sigh FP, you can't even drive yet, does he know that? And this is what Dads do, I think it's universal. Every time I turned up home my Dad would have the bonnet of my car up within ten minutes and be tweaking things that were quite clearly fine in the first place. Think he lost a bit of faith in me after I accidentally put water in the oil fill one time when I was hungover. No, the place where the car is is a quarter of the way round the m25 and he's too lazy to take me to see it. I have to go and practice drums....need to relearn those sambas...
Heeeeeeere's Jonny! Jackass Age: 43 Gender: Male Posts: 1330	January 10th, 2007 at 01:50pm xZildjianRockerx: Flaming Phalanges!: Elle, I'm not even gonna ask why you were on practicalfishkeeping.com. Whenever I find a perfect car my dad finds something wrong with it... grrr. "You've got to go round a quarter of the m25.........." So fekking what? He wants a lift to the airport and I can't take him without a car. sigh FP, you can't even drive yet, does he know that? And this is what Dads do, I think it's universal. Every time I turned up home my Dad would have the bonnet of my car up within ten minutes and be tweaking things that were quite clearly fine in the first place. Think he lost a bit of faith in me after I accidentally put water in the oil fill one time when I was hungover. omg, i know they warn people about that but i never met anyone who was actually ditzy enough to have done it.
Heeeeeeere's Jonny! Jackass Age: 43 Gender: Male Posts: 1330	January 10th, 2007 at 01:58pm Flaming Phalanges!: I have lied A LOT on this form. But I tried being honest with tesco's stupid personality test and they didn't even get back to me so you know. lmao by the way nobodys honest in job applications. my cv is very creative as is most of the bollocks i come out with in interviews. keep working on that poker face! omg i am going on a date in precisely 45 minutes and have done nothing about getting ready. i have no idea what the hell to where cos i dont know where we are going and i also have a spot on my chin that arrived purely for the occasion and is going to need a massive cover up operation
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	January 10th, 2007 at 02:05pm Oh dear Jonathan, your problems are almost as traumatising as the rabbit who can't remember where he put his carrots.
Heeeeeeere's Jonny! Jackass Age: 43 Gender: Male Posts: 1330	January 10th, 2007 at 02:13pm Flaming Phalanges!: Oh dear Jonathan, your problems are almost as traumatising as the rabbit who can't remember where he put his carrots.
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	January 10th, 2007 at 02:16pm It's cos you can't think of anything to say innit? Pffffffft. WHAT A FUCKING LIBERTY.
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	January 10th, 2007 at 02:21pm OMGAH MY MUM'S GOT CHOCOLATE ON MY SUPER XCORE APLICATION FORM. WHAT A COW.
Heeeeeeere's Jonny! Jackass Age: 43 Gender: Male Posts: 1330	January 10th, 2007 at 02:23pm are you disrespecting my family though? you dont understand the trauma! its much worse than fucking carrots! i am actually dressed now though which is a start. just have to work out what to do about spot. perhaps i should wear a false beard? he might notice though
The Fool On The Hill Had A Life Before GSB Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 26154	January 10th, 2007 at 02:23pm hahahha Jon. I'm a girl and you're worst than me.
The Fool On The Hill Had A Life Before GSB Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 26154	January 10th, 2007 at 02:24pm Heeeeeeere's Jonny!: are you disrespecting my family though? you dont understand the trauma! its much worse than fucking carrots! i am actually dressed now though which is a start. just have to work out what to do about spot. perhaps i should wear a false beard? he might notice though Try it and tell him you grew a beard in the span of 2 days
Heeeeeeere's Jonny! Jackass Age: 43 Gender: Male Posts: 1330	January 10th, 2007 at 02:28pm The Fool On The Hill: Heeeeeeere's Jonny!: are you disrespecting my family though? you dont understand the trauma! its much worse than fucking carrots! i am actually dressed now though which is a start. just have to work out what to do about spot. perhaps i should wear a false beard? he might notice though Try it and tell him you grew a beard in the span of 2 days that wouldnt be the issue cos ive never met the guy. the issue would be making it look real, hiding the elastic and also actually finding a false beard in the next 10mins. ive already scrapped the idea dont worry. any others?
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	January 10th, 2007 at 02:30pm Jonathan he probably won't notice, unless it's really big and pussy and minging and right in the middle of your face. Have you tried using a paperbag? That normally works quite well.

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