Balancing Acts 2

~lexy~:

Flaming Phalanges!:

~lexy~:

Did you get to use you 'Well you have curly hair' responce FP?

Fuck no, I was better than that.

He's so fekking lovely it's unbelievable.

We could hear a pub quiz going on downstairs (cos it was a room above a pub) and I was sitting directly in front of him in the front row, like, 2 feet away, seriously, I was like OMG, but anyway. He was like "Oh you could be at a quiz! Well let's get some quiz elements into this shall we?" and then he said to my mate (who's like SUCH a big fan and she completely froze up) "What is...Napoleon's...surname?" and when she didn't say anything I said "Dynamite." And everyone laughed and he was like "Hahaha Dynamite, yes, that was very funny." And I was like you know, brushing the imaginary dust from my shoulders, that sort of thing.

And then later on he asked another question, and the person got it right, (it was DEAD easy though, so any fool could have got it) and he said "So...you've got one point," and then he turned to me and said "And you've got no points." So I said "But I was funny though!" and he said "Yes, you were, but you wouldn't fare very well in a quiz."

Ahhhhh and he kept looking at my mate doing the eye contact thing and I can't remember why but he asked her how old she was, (I think it was cos he was talking about feeling really old when he was talking to a 17 y.o last week) and she said 16, and he was all "16! You're a bit young to be here! No wonder you've been looking awkward all night!" And then he asked her if she had a boyfriend or girlfriend or whatever, and she said no, so he asked her what her type was, and she said "Animals" and he was like And when he was wrapping it up, he said to her "And you've got your whole life ahead of you! Good luck, it sucks!"

But it was so good cos it was all trial stuff, so he can find out what's funny and what's not, and he made one joke and I was laughing and he said "That was alright? I keep that one in?" and I said yeah.

Ahhhhhhhh he's just so lovely though. I'm seeing him again 2 weeks on Saturday. With Russell Howard (the blonde one from mock the week).

APPARENTLY they're axeing popworld because it's got shit now, cos he used to present it, but Alex and Alexa just do a poor job so no one watches it.

He was the best and worst thing that happened to that show...cos he made it so popular, but then he's spoiled it for anyone who has to present it after him.

I'll shut up now though.

Glad you had fun, I would have said Dynamite too, it's the first thing that popped into my head

I used to love popworld, it was absolutely bloody hilarious, but now it's shit. End off. Whenever people find out my name there always like 'Oh! Like the one off popworld!' No not at all like her, not compare me to her FOOL

*ahem*

iATEjimmysWORLD:

I'm about to post the Tre/Ava piece I wrote...with one hand covering my eyes, haha.

The Fool On The Hill:

That was yummy.

Nothing like porn for our teenage brains.

iATEjimmysWORLD:

The Fool On The Hill:

That was yummy.

Nothing like porn for our teenage brains.

I.would.die.

Haha...that's what I kept thinking when I was writing it.

iATEjimmysWORLD:

Ava and Tre: The "No Touching" Rule. It's certainly not rated G as the site says...

http://www.mibba.com/story/_142/_9349/chapter-1/1/

sampalletband:

iATEjimmysWORLD:

Ava and Tre: The "No Touching" Rule. It's certainly not rated G as the site says...

http://www.mibba.com/story/_142/_9349/chapter-1/1/

Might want to fix that Liz Needs to be NC-17

iamkiller:

I miss GSBBB.