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Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	June 28th, 2007 at 03:33pm Pfffft I think you should tell them to fuck off. And put it this way Lexus, I picked it up this morning to read on the train and I'm now on page 192. I'd say it's worth a glance.
Alexa. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5253	June 28th, 2007 at 05:51pm Bugger Lexus lost her L plates. She was going 60 miles an hour and they both flew off. Scared the crap out of her, but it was just a teeny bit hilarious. I'll have to dig around in my room for it.
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	June 28th, 2007 at 05:55pm That's brilliant! Ah, that's really funny. It'd scare the crap out of me too. I miss driving. And I was gonna try out a new driving instructor this week but I can't book a lesson until my new debit card comes through, cos I'm pretty sure the security number will have changed. Argh, I know everything on my card, so I could have done it, but they have to stop the fraud and change the security number...fools. Still, at least no one'll be going mental on ebay with it. Well, I'd like to see them try, hardly anywhere accepts solo cards and I've got about £20 in there now.
Alexa. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5253	June 28th, 2007 at 06:04pm The most hilarious thing was Ed's reaction It hit the window on his side as it flew of and he squealed, I was creasing up, which is not good when you're driving but I had to pull over then anyway so I was able to laugh til my hearts content. Thinking about it now is still making me chuckle. Yeah I have a solo one too, pisses me off how many places don't accept them.
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	June 28th, 2007 at 06:14pm Hahaha he squealed? What a girl! And yeah, it's alright in shops, but if I wanna do anything online I have to use my mum's card and she's like "no you've gotta do this before you do that, and this, and this, and this." It's really quite tiresome. The only place that I've found so far that accepts it is Norwich Union, cos I had to buy my travel insurance for when I go to New York, and hardly anywhere does it for a lone under 18, cos my mum's already got an annual one (with saga (or Silly Auld Gits Assosciation - )) so I needed to get one just for me. They didn't quote me happy on car insurance though. PFFT.
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	June 28th, 2007 at 06:14pm Get to hell, double posts, says I. And get to hell, unreliable internet.
The Fool On The Hill Had A Life Before GSB Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 26154	June 28th, 2007 at 07:12pm ~lexy~: Bugger Lexus lost her L plates. She was going 60 miles an hour and they both flew off. Scared the crap out of her, but it was just a teeny bit hilarious. I'll have to dig around in my room for it. . That made me laugh. Oh god. What if that happens when I drive?
Janie Jones Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 5438	June 29th, 2007 at 05:57pm The Fool On The Hill: ~lexy~: Bugger Lexus lost her L plates. She was going 60 miles an hour and they both flew off. Scared the crap out of her, but it was just a teeny bit hilarious. I'll have to dig around in my room for it. . That made me laugh. Oh god. What if that happens when I drive? It will.
The Fool On The Hill Had A Life Before GSB Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 26154	June 29th, 2007 at 06:06pm Janie Jones: The Fool On The Hill: ~lexy~: Bugger Lexus lost her L plates. She was going 60 miles an hour and they both flew off. Scared the crap out of her, but it was just a teeny bit hilarious. I'll have to dig around in my room for it. . That made me laugh. Oh god. What if that happens when I drive? It will. Fuck you uncle fucker.
Janie Jones Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 5438	June 29th, 2007 at 06:21pm Uncle fucker? that's a new one. That is going to happen to you though. Because you speed when you drive.
GrEeNdAyLoVeRr Jackass Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1170	June 29th, 2007 at 07:22pm throws tantrum, calmly walks away
The Fool On The Hill Had A Life Before GSB Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 26154	June 29th, 2007 at 08:06pm GrEeNdAyLoVeRr: throws tantrum, calmly walks away Aww you okay baby?
The Fool On The Hill Had A Life Before GSB Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 26154	June 29th, 2007 at 08:08pm Janie Jones: Uncle fucker? that's a new one. That is going to happen to you though. Because you speed when you drive. Have you not seen the South Park movie? SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	June 29th, 2007 at 09:34pm So like, you know the camera lead that went missing...the one FP has been looking for since April 24th? Yeah? Well it was in fucking Portsmouth. knocks the brother out OMGAH we've got this wicked new sound system and it's proper hench and I've told my dad he needs to set it up in time for Doctor Who tomorrow so it'll be absolutely epic. We've been discussing all evening what the first song that we play on it should be, but APPARENTLY Take That isn't a good choice. Pfft @ them.
Janie Jones Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 5438	June 30th, 2007 at 02:18pm The Fool On The Hill: Janie Jones: Uncle fucker? that's a new one. That is going to happen to you though. Because you speed when you drive. Have you not seen the South Park movie? SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER No I have not seen the South Park movie. pwned.
Janie Jones Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 5438	June 30th, 2007 at 02:18pm Flaming Phalanges!: So like, you know the camera lead that went missing...the one FP has been looking for since April 24th? Yeah? Well it was in fucking Portsmouth. knocks the brother out OMGAH we've got this wicked new sound system and it's proper hench and I've told my dad he needs to set it up in time for Doctor Who tomorrow so it'll be absolutely epic. We've been discussing all evening what the first song that we play on it should be, but APPARENTLY Take That isn't a good choice. Pfft @ them. duuuude @ at the sound system.
Flaming Phalanges! Basket Case Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 17669	June 30th, 2007 at 03:44pm It's absolutely massive. Wicked. OMG LEXUS I'M SO GUTTED. REALLY GUTTED. ABSOLUTELY DISTRAUGHT. MIGHT CRY ACTUALLY. I'm gonna go and sit in a corner in the dark.
davey jones. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 7018	June 30th, 2007 at 11:08pm lolz i r bak frm vacation I had such a great time. OMG we went to this bar and they were doing karaoke...there was this guy there, who happened to be really cute, and he got up on stage and started singing "Angel" by Shaggy... whoa. This guy was GOOOOOOD. And he's like this white teenage kid singing raggae. So I"m staring at him the whole time. Then my parents decide to fake my birthday to get a free cheesecake, and everybody sings happy birthday in the restaraunt, including the woman handling the karaoke machine. Wellll I won't forget. Fake birthday party. Hot guy singing an awesome song. OH, and I have MANY other tales to tell.
Banach95 King For A Couple Of Days Age: 52 Gender: Female Posts: 4870	July 1st, 2007 at 11:46am sounds like you had fun Jess
iamkiller Basket Case Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 19586	July 1st, 2007 at 12:32pm I swear I'm alive.

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