Balancing Acts 2

Flaming Phalanges!:

OMG Lexus wtf.

That's all I can say.

Oh, and:

I miss you Lexapants.

Hope everything turns out peachy soon.

So do I! All these sneaking around all the time is alot of effort. Me and Ed had to meet Rob down the road to collect the stuff and pick him up for Latitude as I knew my mum was home. A whole load of fuss over absolutely nothing.

Although living with Ed is hilariously fun.

Flaming Phalanges!:

FP has shingles.

Pfft...I always thought that was old people disease.

Lexus had that a few years ago.

It is an old persons disease.

She feels for you.

WTF happened to my picture?

Now I will delight you with the wonders of Latitude.

Lexus...

Touched Patrick Wolf.

Watched Asher Treleaven stick two forks up his nose.

Saw Martin White playing Thriller on the accordian.

Listened to Robin Ince reading Danielle Steele's poetry with a zombie twist.

Got to the front at almost everything she saw.

Made Bill Bailey chuckle.

Got at most 5 hours sleep a night.

Got kicked in the side of the head, and temporarily lost the hearing in her right ear.

Found a cup that would have cost her £2 on the floor.

Made some festival friends.

Sat on Ed's shoulders to get a kick ass view.

And much more.

This is Lexus touching Patrick Wolf.


She thinks he is adorable.


She also found these guys particularly hilarious.


SQUEE. I had the best time.

You made Bill Bailey chuckle? You COW!

And your mum's still got the hump? Baaaah,

At least you're actually living somewhere, so that's ok.

Think the best friend's got the hump because I've barely been on myspace in the last day or two and didn't reply to a comment.

Hmmm GSB is way too empty. It seems like there's not much point in being here anymore.

And also I think I'm the only person that hasn't seen HP. I never get to go to the movies. Damn not having a car or liscence. I guess I gotta wait till it's out on DVD.

Aaaand I still haven't finished my paper for English. Yeah, a PAPER to write over the summer.

pssst I haven't seen HP nor do I plan to

You should, it's amazing.

And omg the boys have got a stylist.

A STYLIST.

What's that about? Putting them in shirts and shit like that. Honestly...

GAH I havn't seen it yet either, I havn't had the chance. I want to go and see it with the little people, but that means finding a way to smuggle them out of here... I'm sure I'll figure something out.

They have a stylist. Why did you not apply for this job FP?!

I'm only here to have a shower then I'm off again Ed lives on his own and thus has to pay his own bills, so I figured come back here and have a shower while she's out, saves his water bill clever huh?

I have a message, I wonder who that could be from.

I don't have time to reply my mum's just come back! I shall try and sneak on tomorrow, bye!!

Argh, I typed some hench reply and my internet went tits up. SO annoyed.

But yeah, couldn't you get Rob to say he's taking them out, and then get him to bring them to you, then he goes out with his mates or something and you give them back to him later and he takes them home? Your mum won't be any the wiser, will she? And even if she does find out what's the problem? You're taking your brother and sister to the cinema, it's not like you're wrecking the house in a rebellious attempt at getting a point across.

But yeah, they've got a stylist. Ollie was just wearing his normal clothes though because he shrank his shirt in the washing machine or something I love that boy. Even though he opened the door of the van and we were sitting on the wall opposite with Joe, and he saw us and went "Oh no, this is not the time nor the place," and then he shut the van door again. RUDENESS! It wasn't til I told him to be polite that he actually greeted us properly. Well, if "hello you sexy people" is properly. I dunno though.

And Ed lives on his own? I bet that's a wicked adventure, although I suppose the novelty wears off after a while, but never mind.

And yeah, I'll speak to you tomorrow perhaps?

Au revoir Lexus!

That's a good idea actually, I might do that, it should work.

And yes he lives on his own, I think he gets lonely to be honest. I love it, it's so quiet. But he loves coming over here and having company. I guess you just always crave what you don't have.

That sounded suprisingly smart and inciteful for me... I don't know how to spell inciteful though.

Now to reply to your pm.

Haha I was agreeing with you right up until inciteful, which just made me burst out laughing, haha.

It's insightful, dear.

Who's spending tomorrow reading Harry Potter?

*raises hand*

I'm too cool for spelling.

I've got it on order to get posted to here. My mother is out tonight so we are staying here in order to pick up the post then going back to Stratford I'm such a nerd

Haha I am too. Mum keeps saying "Oh I hope it gets delivered tomorrow" and she seems to think it won't, even though the last two have landed on my doorstep at about 7/8am. She's like "Oh, well if it doesn't get delivered you'll have to pop down Asda and get one of their copies for a fiver".

I swear she's jinxing it. If it doesn't get delivered then I'm blaming it on her.

The boards been quiet in my absence! I expected pages to have gone passed since I was last here.

My goodness it's been crazy! Stratford has had bad rain, Ed's house got flooded despite our best efforts. I went and blagged some sandbags from the builders down the road to stop the water coming in under the doors... it vaguely worked, his house wasn't as flooded as the one next door so I guess it was worth the effort. We had also moved as much stuff as possible upstairs the night before as we saw how high the river was getting.

Then we went on holiday.

There was no point being ankle deep in water when there's nothing you can actually do about it, so we drove up to Southwold and stayed in my Grandmas house as she is on a canal boat holiday. I also managed to convince my mother by phone that it was in her best interest to let me take Tom with us as it was his birthday . A moral victory We went to the wildlife park and played crazy golf it was wicked.

BUT I havn't even started Harry Potter yet as foolishly that is one thing that did get left downstairs and it is now unreadable, so hush no spoilers!

I found these on the BBC:

How deep is this water?!




Ed's house is downhill from here:


This is where Ed works:


It's so odd having weather like this in England during "summer".

GLOBAL WARMING


AND READ HARRY. It's sooooo good. Minus the epilogue. It's just so different then the rest of the HP books. It's really good. I wasn't expecting to like it as much as I did.

Deathly Hallows was amazing, minus the epilogue but eh, what the hell. It was book 7 so i'm glad she did what she did.

So yeah, I go back to school in like 29 days/ O_o. Damnnnn

laughingonlyme:

Deathly Hallows was amazing, minus the epilogue but eh, what the hell. It was book 7 so i'm glad she did what she did.

So yeah, I go back to school in like 29 days/ O_o. Damnnnn

It was amazing right? I really didn't expect to love it as much as I did. Epilogue pissed me off though. WAYYYY too cheesy for my liking.

I start school in a little over a month. But I have 15 more days of camp left. I miss soccer and I want my birthday so I can get my license.