Balancing Acts 2

iATEjimmysWORLD:

Ohhh no, Elle...unfortunately, I've been there. It's horrifying. Eventually you'll come to block it out but there is a chance you will develop a twitch, especially when people mention walking in on family members getting groped.

*shudders*

Thanks for your words of support, chick. It's wrong, just plain wrong. I mean, they have children for crying out loud. There's just no need.

lmao...I ran from the room, covering my eyes and stumbling over furniture. Wrong doesn't even begin to cover it!

I'm going to go vomit now.

Sorry for bringing that all back for you.

God, it's like Database Error City here tonight. *kicks GSB*

Lana, I only just noticed what you said about LNOE btw, did Adrienne actually come on to the stage? I just cannot deal with how adorable they are. I don't think Billie should be allowed to be any more gorgeous.

xZildjianRockerx:

Janie Jones:

Is there anything that I absolutely must do while I'm here?

Flaming Phalanges!:

Ummmm, I dunno. I think most of the tourist attractions are pretty shit. They've got trees wrapped up in red and white dotty paper down on the South Bank which looks pretty cool.

Loz, I fucking love you sometimes. This made my night.

Don't go up north, Annie, it smells of cows and farmers and all kinds of shit. Plus the people up there are super poor and beg you for money in the street. AND they put gravy on their chips, which is all kinds of wrong.

But tell me this isn't made of awesome:

Hang on, let me fix that shiz.

Okay, that is kind of cool. Did someone drain the Thames without me hearing about it by the way?

Chips, gravy... yeah, I have to say I'm with you on that. Garlic sauce is worse though. Chips should just be left as they are, really, without people trying to find unusual condiments for them.

Reet dudes, I'm going to bed, even though I will probably lie in it like this >

Over and out!

They did have these super huge armchairs and that one time, they were pretty awesome. South Bank is really nice, there's always something arty going on there.

And no, the Thames didn't get drained, there's a little bit of a rocky beach type thing there before the water starts.

Don't get me started on chips being ruined - my brother whenever I pick him up on a Friday or Saturday night from Romford always has a bag of chips with cheese, garlic sauce and houmus on them. I mean really, if hell exists, he's bought himself a one-way ticket.

Night night ZR!

Flaming Phalanges!:

xZildjianRockerx:

Janie Jones:

Is there anything that I absolutely must do while I'm here?

Flaming Phalanges!:

Ummmm, I dunno. I think most of the tourist attractions are pretty shit. They've got trees wrapped up in red and white dotty paper down on the South Bank which looks pretty cool.

Loz, I fucking love you sometimes. This made my night.

Don't go up north, Annie, it smells of cows and farmers and all kinds of shit. Plus the people up there are super poor and beg you for money in the street. AND they put gravy on their chips, which is all kinds of wrong.

But tell me this isn't made of awesome:

Okay, that is pretty awesome XD I might have to go find those. And yeah, we went to the Tower yesterday (my mom insisted on it) and the five hours we were there could have been much better spent. But I guess when you're a tourist you have to do touristy things.

We're staying in Earl's Court in London, Elle, but today we're taking a train to Oxford, which is my dad's idea of getting out of the city (idk, he studied abroad there when he was in college and he wants to go back and see it, haha.)

Also, Lanes, I have no idea how I didn't comment on the TRE DRUMSTICK OMG and Adrienne came out for "Last Night On Earth"?! *squees, dies a little of adorable*

Oh my days those trees are awesome! I kinda want to do it to the ones in my garden...

I'm sorry guys while I do enjoy chips on their own, I also enjoy them dipped in gravy, or curry sauce, or bbq sauce, well you get the picture

~lexy~:

I also enjoy them dipped in gravy, or curry sauce,

Curry sauce is even more heinous than garlic sauce, Lexy. Even when really, really drunk.

Guys, the biggest spider I have ever seen in this country is currently residing in my bathroom. I was afraid to go near it in case it moved so me and the spider have just showered together.

Yup, I thought that might be the case. What can I say, I'm a heathen.

Showering with a spider? That's a new one.

Ohhhhhh poor Annie. It's so boring there. And the gift shop is diabolical. I hated it. BAH.

Earl's Court is a very swish part of town Annie, you're rather lucky.

If you want to do some shopping, I would recommend the five floor TopShop on Oxford street? That place is so awesome, they have an entire floor dedicated to vintage. It's FABULOUS.

Lexus, curry sauce is an awful thing to put on your chips and you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourself.

ZR, don't worry about the spider, it's probably more scared of you than you are of it. It'll rpobably find it's way out of the bathroom and choose another hiding place, maybe your bedroom or something.

I went to the five floor Topshop on Oxford Street a couple of years ago and Kate Moss was there. I was like, why is everyone staring at that lady? Why are there so many people here? Waaait a minute.

Is there a big posh exhibition centre in Earls Court? I think I went there to recruit people for my summer camp when they came to London.

I've closed the door on the spider, I'm hoping it will retreat back down the plughole, although, it is bigger than the plughole, so I'm not sure how it got here in the first place. It must be some kind of contortionist.

Oh deeeeeeear Elle, you decided to go on the night her collection opened? I love that place so much, it's just a shame that most of their clothes are made for people who are as skinny as Kate Moss.

No Elle, there's no big posh exhibition centre in Earl's Court.

There is, however, Earl's Court:



Have you got a vent in your bathroom? Maybe it got in through there.

Eww, spiders are unacceptable! I have a policy of "if I see you, you die" in my house. Eli, always the sensible one, gets a tissue and effing let's the spider outside again...I'm like hello! The frickin' thing is just going to come back in again!

iATEjimmysWORLD:

Eww, spiders are unacceptable! I have a policy of "if I see you, you die" in my house. Eli, always the sensible one, gets a tissue and effing let's the spider outside again...I'm like hello! The frickin' thing is just going to come back in again!

Lmao, whilst I hate them, I have to say I'm with Eli because I don't like killing things. I don't fecking touch them though, I get Sam to do that, haha And he has to take them right to the back of the yard.

FP, I don't think that was the place I went, so I might have been lying about it being Earl's Court. I don't remember, London is a blur to me. I do remember being on the tube and giggling uncontrollably with my friend Jack when the announcer man said the next stop was called Cockfosters. Our friends from London were just like

There's much better stops on the tube than Cockfosters. Me and my friend were waiting on the platform last week and went through picking out all the funny ones. Cockfosters is definitely up there though. In the top 3 I'd say.

Go on then. Top 3?

I also like Tooting Broadway. I'm not sure why, it just sounds like a fun town to me.