It was always rapists who walked their dog at night time (I substitued rapists for undesirables so you didn't go out being completely paranoid, see how nice I am?) and they'd be like 'oh, have you got the time love?' and then they'd get rapey.
Why my mother let me watch that kind of stuff when I was ten, I have no idea. I feel in the mood for a good Frost marathon though - TO BITTORRENT!
I do not remember calling the end of NOK gorgonzola.
Oh wasn't it at a vineyard or something? And it was raining?
Yeah, I probably said gorgonzola. But cheese and wine go well so you know.
Which episode of the inbetweeners? The day after the episode with Neil killing that fish, some bloke in a club in Romford started chatting me up (I say chatting me up - he tried to get me to dance while yelling strokes lyrics in my face and asked to try on my glasses) and he looked EXACTLY like Neil, and all I could see in my head was a dead fish. LOVELY.
I'm just starting chapter 22 - it's so easy to read, I'd forgotten how good it was, I can sense the time will fly by and I'll be done by morning.
Janie Jones Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 5438
August 4th, 2009 at 10:33pm
xZildjianRockerx:
Flaming Phalanges!:
What she's claiming it's hers? *sharpens pitchfork*
Lmao. I thought she was at first and my pitchfork was damn well sharpened and at the ready, but on the first chapter she says she isn't taking credit for it, she just wants to know what people think of it and wants their comments and ratings. I mean, excuse me? Why?! Why didn't she just direct them to MY copy of the story. And at the end she is like 'this is the last chapter. now tell me how much you love me!'. Fuck no. I've told her she has violated Quizilla's terms and conditions by reproducing it without my permission and that she has to take it down, pronto. I'm not sure if thats true, but she's clearly stupid, so that doesn't matter.
Dude, what the fuck? Who thinks that is an okay thing to do? Somebody needs to go all crazy bitch on her. NO ONE KNOWS IS PART OF MY CHILDHOOD (er, adolescence anyway) AND I WILL NOT HAVE HER DEFAMING IT.
Also, this reminds me I also need to catch up on Crowded. And that I don't actually know how to navigate Mibba at all
Janie Jones Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 5438
August 4th, 2009 at 10:58pm
Flaming Phalanges!:
Yeah, these things happen. I was sure I'd be a forensic scientist when I was 15, then music journalist, then I thought I might try my hand at stand up and then I chickened out and now I think writing *something*.
My college course that I just finished was all about practical film making. It was SUPER fun and I'd definitely reccommend doing something like it. It's a hard industry to get into but it's constantly growing because distribution is getting easier and easier with Youtube, iTunes, even corporate videos are streamed on companies websites so there are a LOT of ways to get experience and work your way up the ladder. A varied portfolio is always a plus. =]
If you've got any questions about that sort of stuff then ask away. =]
Haha yeah, I started this year pretty sure I was going to school in New York so I could be a music journalist....now I am also in the "writing SOMETHING" field, and I'm pretty much fine with that.
I've done pretty much no filmmaking/video-production-type stuff, because in high school you could pretty much do the magazine or newspaper, or you could do video, and I did the magazine. But I'm definitely interested in learning about it, I may be asking you things as the year goes on
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 5th, 2009 at 03:25am
Janie Jones:
Dude, what the fuck? Who thinks that is an okay thing to do? Somebody needs to go all crazy bitch on her. NO ONE KNOWS IS PART OF MY CHILDHOOD (er, adolescence anyway) AND I WILL NOT HAVE HER DEFAMING IT.
Also, this reminds me I also need to catch up on Crowded. And that I don't actually know how to navigate Mibba at all
Lol, thanks for your support, Annie. I haven't had a response from her yet but I'll let you know.
And you don't need to navigate mibba, you can click the thing on my profile and you can apparate right into my story. Le magic!
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 5th, 2009 at 03:27am
Flaming Phalanges!:
I do not remember calling the end of NOK gorgonzola.
Oh wasn't it at a vineyard or something? And it was raining?
Yeah, I probably said gorgonzola. But cheese and wine go well so you know.
It was the episode where he shits himself in the exam hall.
No, it was in BJ's backyard and there were candles and I asked if it was too cheesy and you nicknamed it gorgonzola in response.
I am up at 8.15 and ready to be productive!!
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
No it was definitely your story. I'm telling you, even if you don't remember, that the end of NOK was in a vineyard. And it was raining.
Why would I say vineyard (of all the possible settings in the world) if it weren't true? Thus you are fibbing ZR,
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 5th, 2009 at 01:59pm
Flaming Phalanges!:
No it was definitely your story. I'm telling you, even if you don't remember, that the end of NOK was in a vineyard. And it was raining.
Why would I say vineyard (of all the possible settings in the world) if it weren't true? Thus you are fibbing ZR,
Nooo, you muppet. That wasn't NOK, I think you mean Destination Unknown. That's going back some years, baha.
From Rolling Stone: An hour before showtime at Philadelphia's Spectrum, Billie Joe Armstrong is telling a joke: "How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?" The Green Day front man- gathered with his band mates backstage- pauses for maximum effect. "You pick it up and suck it's dick." Everybody cracks up.
Why did you not notice that it was actually from ONE of your fics until now? Fuck, I forgot Destination Unknown even existed - was it the sequel to World's Apart? I think I've got muddled because I just remembered NOK wasn't the sequel to Word's Apart, it was completely different.
Billie needs to learn better jokes, psssssssssht.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 5th, 2009 at 03:35pm
Because it wasn't IN a vineyard, but it WAS raining, so you were blates talking bollocks, I'm just assuming that was what you meant, really.
Oh dear ZR, but at least it's not 8.30 in the morning - then he'd have problems.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 5th, 2009 at 04:14pm
Flaming Phalanges!:
Where was it then?
Oh dear ZR, but at least it's not 8.30 in the morning - then he'd have problems.
He said he was going to play football and came home drunk, said my hair looked nice and then fell asleep. Him actually noticing what my hair is doing is completely out of character, I think I should get him drunk more often.
By a roadside, if I remember. I'm not sure where you got vineyards from.
But cheese and wine go well so you know. 
