Balancing Acts 2

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August 12th, 2009 at 07:34pm
Oh my god I just watched that second video, that kid sounds like a pig. Weird.
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August 12th, 2009 at 07:35pm
I want a cat that plays piano.
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August 12th, 2009 at 08:18pm
There are about 5 of the freakout videos, watch all of them, they're brilliant.

I don't really like cats unless they have keyboards or captions. Dogs are good though.

LOL @ you sitting with strangers.

I got my fresher's pack through and I have to do reading before I start, and they want me to keep a writers journal and write when I'm in different places but that ain't how I roll so they can shove it.
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August 13th, 2009 at 01:13am
You know when the Hoobs is the most appealing thing on tv you're up too early...

Oh my god I feel appauling and I don't remember coming on here at all. I seem to get drawn to GSB and my phone when I've been drinking.

You have to do work before you get there?! I had nothing to do... in fact other than my weekly stats test I had no actual marked work until about 6 weeks in. Cool But then they piled it on. Bitchs.
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August 13th, 2009 at 01:29am
I have to do some reading but tbh I can't be arsed. And all that writing journal stuff is just bullshit. I write for a reason, I don't just write on a bus for the sake of it, that's stupid.

Ohhhhhhhhh they better not all be up their own arses. PSSSHT.
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August 13th, 2009 at 01:32am
Hahaha, what course are you doing and where again? I've forgotten. Retard

Why the hell are we awake at this time?!
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August 13th, 2009 at 04:21am
Creative writing and film studies and Manchester Metropolitan. But it's in Cheshire. Not Manchester. Go figure.

I was awake because I'd fallen asleep with my bedroom light on and it kept waking me up but I couldn't be bothered to get up and turn it off.

I can't answer for you though. And I certainly wasn't watchin children's television.
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August 13th, 2009 at 05:25am
Yeah I the Hoobs drive me mad, not entirely sure why I was watching it. Something to do. Cool
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August 13th, 2009 at 01:06pm
I've never even seen the Hoobs. Aren't there re-runs of countdown on at that time in the morning? Surely that's better than lame kids tv?
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August 13th, 2009 at 05:03pm
Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:
GrEeNdAyLoVeRr:
Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:
*dusts cobwebs from account*

girls, whats occurring? I know i havent been on here in a rather long time but i went on mibba and elle and liz told me i should drop in and i realised how much i missed all my gsb girls Sad

ive just spent an inordinate amount of time browsing this thread but all i really got was gushing about green day concerts and critiques of tre cool's hair - im so glad nothign changes. off the record, i think tre makes a sexerific blond but then i did go through a bleach blond phase myself so maybe i just sympathise.

right, come on then. whats the gossip. fp, we'll start with you.



Where have you been, our dear Jonny? Sad We missed you darlin'.
And something random and ironic, I found a pair of my old jeans in this box because my moved and up the leg it says "Jonny is the sexiest gay boy ever" or something along those lines. I haven't seen the jeans since I was 14 at least and I turned 17 last month Jonathon!

*tries to resist but alas, cannot. has gleeful outburst like a 12 year old*


...*tackles* (for old times sake)


Oh Sari my sweetpea, how Ive missed you. i cant believe im on your jeans *hugs*. and wowzers, youre 17, how bizarre, im sure you were well tiny last time we spoke, but then im 27 now which is very upsetting, but i started wearing moisturiser so i dont go wrinkly.

ive had the worst fucking week of all time people, someone post something that will instantly improve my mood.

btw fp, i just saw your mibba profile and loved it, i knew straight away what it was about despite not having been on here for years, nothing (and nobody) fucking changes huh? it made me laugh so much i instantly wanted to write my own version but i just dont think i can compete.

btw where did elle go? is she in america? i feel i should probably know this so i dont look like a bad friend.


oh please jonny. you'll never get old and wrinkly. whenever i think of you i always think of peter pan. just like my grandmas cat, youll probably out live us all. that and youre much too pretty to get old, that would just be too cruel a trick for god to pull.

then again he is a sadist who enjoys others pain, didnt he ask (according to the bible, which i dont believe a word) a man to kill his child to prove he loved god more than his son?
...i am a cynical brat. im sorry if the above offends anyone. i mean no harm. i just think its all quite hypocritical and contradictory.

and what happened for you to have the most horrible week? who do i have to beat up?
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August 13th, 2009 at 06:18pm
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I've never even seen the Hoobs. Aren't there re-runs of countdown on at that time in the morning? Surely that's better than lame kids tv?


Nope, I checked teletext! It was news or Hoobs basically, well I say news... It was talking about a squirrel who'd ruined someone's holiday snaps, real news...
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August 13th, 2009 at 11:51pm
GrEeNdAyLoVeRr:
Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:
GrEeNdAyLoVeRr:
Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:
*dusts cobwebs from account*

girls, whats occurring? I know i havent been on here in a rather long time but i went on mibba and elle and liz told me i should drop in and i realised how much i missed all my gsb girls Sad

ive just spent an inordinate amount of time browsing this thread but all i really got was gushing about green day concerts and critiques of tre cool's hair - im so glad nothign changes. off the record, i think tre makes a sexerific blond but then i did go through a bleach blond phase myself so maybe i just sympathise.

right, come on then. whats the gossip. fp, we'll start with you.



Where have you been, our dear Jonny? Sad We missed you darlin'.
And something random and ironic, I found a pair of my old jeans in this box because my moved and up the leg it says "Jonny is the sexiest gay boy ever" or something along those lines. I haven't seen the jeans since I was 14 at least and I turned 17 last month Jonathon!

*tries to resist but alas, cannot. has gleeful outburst like a 12 year old*


...*tackles* (for old times sake)


Oh Sari my sweetpea, how Ive missed you. i cant believe im on your jeans *hugs*. and wowzers, youre 17, how bizarre, im sure you were well tiny last time we spoke, but then im 27 now which is very upsetting, but i started wearing moisturiser so i dont go wrinkly.

ive had the worst fucking week of all time people, someone post something that will instantly improve my mood.

btw fp, i just saw your mibba profile and loved it, i knew straight away what it was about despite not having been on here for years, nothing (and nobody) fucking changes huh? it made me laugh so much i instantly wanted to write my own version but i just dont think i can compete.

btw where did elle go? is she in america? i feel i should probably know this so i dont look like a bad friend.


oh please jonny. you'll never get old and wrinkly. whenever i think of you i always think of peter pan. just like my grandmas cat, youll probably out live us all. that and youre much too pretty to get old, that would just be too cruel a trick for god to pull.

then again he is a sadist who enjoys others pain, didnt he ask (according to the bible, which i dont believe a word) a man to kill his child to prove he loved god more than his son?
...i am a cynical brat. im sorry if the above offends anyone. i mean no harm. i just think its all quite hypocritical and contradictory.

and what happened for you to have the most horrible week? who do i have to beat up?


Yeah but then when he went to do it God stopped him - I think it was Abraham or something like that because I think it occurs in the Qu'ran too, except as Ibrahim and they're all linked and shit.

I dunno, I think it takes a better person to say fuck you to anyone who suggests you kill your own child. No God is worth worshipping if he demands that of you.

To be honest I don't think any God is worth worshipping because the only person who can change your life is you, no one else. It's a question of getting up and doing something rather than sitting around praying that something will come to you.

BUT enough religious bullshit. PSSSHT.

I'd have just gone back to bed if I were you, Lexus.

Bedtime for FP now, it's 5am. Up
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August 14th, 2009 at 08:52am
Oh my god it should be illegal to still be hung over at this time in the afternoon.

And one of my brother's flatmates gave red bull to the kids with their breakfast, sometimes I hate people.
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August 14th, 2009 at 11:42am
OMG what kind of dickhead gives young children red bull? What the fuck?

Why doesn't he give them a few shots of vodka while he's at it? Cut up a few lines of coke for them?

I don't understand some people. Red Bull is nasssssssty shit (though I do drink it and it does taste nice but it's only for night time driving or to kick start a twelve hour shift) so how the fuck can you even logically think 'hmm, this'll be good for the kids'?
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August 14th, 2009 at 12:31pm
Yep some people really are idiots. I hate red bull, Rob drinks a tonne of the stuff, but for someone to give it to kids!

Give me strength. Cheese
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August 14th, 2009 at 01:04pm
I don't know how someone can be that stupid. I'd be a bit reluctant to give any kids under the age of 12 coke or something like that without knowing if their parents/guardians are all right with it, but Red Bull? Fucking hell...

Why can't every man in the world be as lovely as Steve Jones? And as aesthetically pleasing? PSSSHT. Best welshman ever.
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August 15th, 2009 at 06:07pm
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they want me to keep a writers journal and write when I'm in different places but that ain't how I roll so they can shove it.


lol lol lol. i love how you havent changed at all FP. as if you are actually going to go to any lectures at all, i cant wait to hear about your uni exploits. you better keep us updated, i bet there are loads of hot brooding writer type boys on your course.

thanks for the cheer up vids, they helped a lot. sari my sweet, my week was shite for many a reason, as for who you should kill, you could start with the arse consultant at my hospital that thinks i know fuck all despite any evidence otherwise, and finish with my arse housemate who has started leaving bitchy notes on the fridge and having loud sex while i am trying to sleep.
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August 15th, 2009 at 06:16pm
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To be honest I don't think any God is worth worshipping because the only person who can change your life is you, no one else. It's a question of getting up and doing something rather than sitting around praying that something will come to you.


amen sista.

my nephew skyped me earlier and performed a magic trick that involved whacking a lump covered in a duvet with a magic wand. the lump then removed the duvet and revealed our very own ellie may, who apparently is having such a great time in scotland that she and her bf lost the will to live and left the country. theyre now in belfast getting fed tea and cake by my mother. it made me feel homesick, someone hug me. Sad
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August 15th, 2009 at 06:17pm
fucking yes please to steve jones, by the way
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August 15th, 2009 at 06:18pm
LOL of course I will keep you updated. I'm hoping there are lots of brooding hot writer type boys on my course, and I'm also hoping they vaguely resemble Tyson Ritter, cos that would have the hot and brooding boxes ticked. XD

With regard to your housemate - if his/her parents ever come round, leave a bitchy note in a really obvious place asking them to stop having sex so loudly so their parents see and they become mega embarrassed.

If not, just have sex twice as loud. Up
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