Balancing Acts 2

OH don't get me started on the whole mockney working class sham. PSSSHT.

Actually, I prefer Britney because she knows exactly what she is and doesn't try and be someone she's not. She's someone who is commerical, marketable, can dance and mime and sometimes sing, Lily Allen reckons she's far more important and relevant than she actually is. She tries to be someone she's not, whereas Britney doesn't, so I respect Britney more.

Has anyone else noticed how Lily Allen wants to be taken seriously but whenever there's not been any press about her for a while, she gets her tits out? I had to LOL because Perez posted an extract from last month's esquire where she said she wanted to be taken seriously as a musician but she was posing in that mag with her non-existant tits out for all to see. Yeah, she's got about as much credibility as Heidi Montag. PSSSHT.

Double post. >_<

Hmmm, yes, I do take your point there, FP. I just prefer Lily's music though, Britney makes my ears hurt. Oh, Lily also claimed Joe Strummer was her godfather and then it turned out that he was just a friend of her parents. Which would be pretty cool in itself, but of course she had to add a new level of exaggeration to make herself look as awesome as possible. She's such a dickhead.

Yeah, Lily's music is better, but it's all a load of bullshit so what's it worth? Not anything more than Britney's is. She's just such an attention seeking ho and she started this big thing against Katy Perry because Katy was asked to describe herself in a sentence in an interview and she said she was a fatter version of Amy Winehouse but a thinner version of Lily Allen just as a joke and then Lily started this big hate campaign against Katy saying 'she called me fat she called me fat she's a bitch and she's no good' and Katy just rose above it all because she's mega hardcore like that.

I mean fucking hell, most people are fatter than Katy Perry, the woman has a perfect form. She just wants to start shit with anyone and everyone to get a bit of press for herself. She slagged Mika off on that travesty of a chat show of hers because she was bitter that he'd won a Brit award the week before but she didn't have one but she was all smiles when she met him and was super nice to him. Two faced bitch. Pffft.

OMG RANT MUCH?

ANYWAY. I went to see Sliimy this evening - you know that lovely Frenchman who's almost as hip, cool, and slightly bohemian as I am? He was great and I met him afterwards and he was such a MEGA sweetheart and he asked me if I have a twitter and then asked me to tweet him the link to the videos I took. (I'm super nice - I ask permission before I put people's performances on youtube. ) I'm all giggly and excitable. But I just have to edit the footage now and I don't have an HD editing programme - this could be potentially problematic.

Yeah, she says some dumb shit. Who the hell is Sliimy? *feels out of touch with popular culture*

My Green Day tickets arrived this morning. I think I alarmed the DHL guy by shouting "YES!!" extremely excitedly when he handed them over, especially since my dog was climbing up his leg at the time. Also, randomly, they came with a £40 wine voucher, which Sam was actually more enthusiastic about than the tickets themselves. Haven't investigated it yet though, it's probably some kind of scam.

It's freakishly quiet around here at the moment, it is apparently just you, me and Lexy keeping things moving. COME IN AMERICA! Over.

Haha I got a wine voucher too. I still need to tell Danielle that she ain't coming. Or at least her mum and boyfriend aren't.

This is Sliimy - the video's worth watching for the animation alone, but the song's mega good too. He's Perez Hilton's first signing on his record label and I went to his first ever gig in London last night - it was full of pretentious wankers and journalists because it was at Hoxton Bar and Grill and they're all massive dickheads in that area. They think they're mega arty but actually they don't know shit.



Well I know El's in scummy Essex which isn't anything special at all, so she's probably not online because computers aren't available there (or should I say here seeing as technically I'm in Essex?) l:@{ <That was what happened to the keyboard just now when I knocked myself out and ripped out my nose stud with my laptop. OUCH! Anyway, I think Annie's doing uni stuff, she said she was packing on facebook the other day (she said it on facebook, not that she was using facebook to organise her belongings) and I can't really think of any reasons why the others aren't around except that they're all silly hens.

But maybe it's just me you and Lexus that are mega chatterboxes with nothing to do in the summer holidays.

Hey, that's cool. I didn't even know that Perez Hilton ran a label.

You and Elana are both in Essex? :O You should totally hang out! Y'know, like ME and Elana didn't do when we were both in NJ, haha.

I'm not sure WTF you were doing with your nose for it so get caught on your keyboard but here's some sympathy anyway *sympathises*.

Yeah he's just started one. I think it's a mega good idea because he's really passionate about music and he got Katy Perry's career off the ground - she was friends with Mika and supported him at a gig in LA and Perez was there because HE'S friends with Mika (and got him a name in the US) and it just kind of all worked out nice. There's loads of other musicians that he pimps out as well and most of them are pretty good.

Yes, we are both in Essex. I met a guy at V Fest (I say met, he more or less kidnapped me when I was bunking because he wanted me to skip with him and then have a picture taken with the bar staff ) But he was telling his mates that he'd met a girl from the ghetto just cos I told him I was from Romford. PSSHT.

I'll explain the laptop situation fully. I'm laying down, but I've got my laptop resting on my knees and it fell forward and the top of the screen whacked my head and then pulled my nose stud out, the keyboard stuff was just from where the keyboard hit various parts of my body. Nothing dodgy involving my nose ZR, but thanks for your sympathy. It's greatly appreciated.

Flaming Phalanges!:

But maybe it's just me you and Lexus that are mega chatterboxes with nothing to do in the summer holidays.

Correction. I have nothing to do this week. Next week I'm off to York with the boyfriend and the best friend. Hellz yeah.

Oooooh look at you with your fancy shmancy plans!

On the other hand this week I'm just watching daytime TV and painting furniture...

I've just been sleeping and converting video files. My legs are STILL dead from the weekend. I fell out of bed rather than got out of bed a little while ago. If I sit down for too long they seize up again. PSSSHT. I am unimpressed.

I'm going to watch Little Ashes tonight with the Kelster, naked Rob Pattinson = YUM. And we might watch the Reader as well, I did a massive dvd splurge at Tesco the other day.

Thumbs up for productive summers.

I might actually spend this week getting my youtube in order. I've got shedloads of Katy Perry and AAR videos to upload but I've just never got round to it. That's productive isn't it?

Productive enough.

I may put all my Doctor Who and Torchwood episodes onto DVDs... free up some space on my laptop... productive.

Ah I've got an external hard drive for all that shit. I'm yet to put it on there, but I will do, as soon as I can be bothered.

Ah I'm still stuck in the dark ages of CD's and DVD's for storage.