xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 27th, 2009 at 02:52am
The Fool On The Hill:
England is awesome and I'm jealous that the weather's so nice and cool while it's 43590834 degrees here and gross and humid and stuff.
LOL. Oh, seriously.
I WOULD put up with the weather for the sake of having decent chocolate though, I don't even know what America thinks that chocolate is supposed to be made from, or why peanut butter has to be involved at all times. Bleeeugh.
Glad you had fun here, El... and yes, Scotland and Ireland are great. Go to Edinburgh, it's probably my favourite city of all time. And, I was born there!
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 27th, 2009 at 02:58am
The Fool On The Hill:
and shirtless Billie is SEX. RAWR. I can't believe they finished their US tour already. Now you Europeans get to enjoy them and their sexiness. Let's just hope that BJ cut his hair or he'll look even more ridiculous then he does now with his straight hair. The boy needs to get a stylist... (cue Elle)
Stylist! Where?! Haha
But yeah, he does - not only is it really long but he's dyed the side bits orange and now he looks like Mufasa. I was going to post the picture of it I saw on the BJ thread, but whils looking for it I found this one and I think you'll agree it's more post-worthy:
He is such a whore lately. I'm not sure what happened but I love it.
It only rained for about 10 minutes the entire time I was there. It was awesoe. But it's so nice and cool and so gross and hot and sunny here. I think I'm just gonna move to Seattle or somewhere depressing because depressing weather is awesome.
RAWR. whore!billeh. I bet he lost a bet to Tre and Tre demanded that he dye his hair after yummy sex to symbolize their love and affection to eachother forever and ever.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 27th, 2009 at 10:53am
The Fool On The Hill:
I bet he lost a bet to Tre and Tre demanded that he dye his hair after yummy sex to symbolize their love and affection to eachother forever and ever.
This is the only rational explanation.
iATEjimmysWORLD King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4894
August 27th, 2009 at 01:20pm
I choked on my coffee this morning when I saw Billie's new Mufasa hair...well said, Elle, haha.
I can only hope, for your sake, that he continues his whorish ways in the UK
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 27th, 2009 at 04:33pm
It really was just the first thing that came into my head when I saw it. You know, lions. Eight weeks to go!
FP, did you see Mock The Week? How bizarre was the guest comedian this week?!
I'm taking my brother to Green Day, Danielle was mega using me for the tickets, cos when I told her I only had two she was like 'oh are you going to sell them then?'
No, I'm going, shithead.
Oh...well if you can't find anyone else to go I'll go, it was only really my mum that wanted to go.
SO WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOUR MUM BUY TICKETS AND WHY DID YOU USE ME WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR FRIEND?
I didn't say that last bit, but I updated my status to 'you're a loser and a user and you don't need no accuser, to try and slag you down because you know I'm right'. But it was all in capitals. I thought it was very apt.
GAAAAAH. I'm dead pleased now. Bitch ain't coming, and neither is her whole fucking family.
Yes, ZR, he was quite bizarre, but also rather endearing, even though he looks like one of those nob ends who will push in front of you when you're waiting at the bar in a Camden pub. But whatever.
Thanks for all the hugs, you guys. *hugs everyone back* I've been doing surprisingly well for being miserably sick and sad about Armaggedon.
Lizbeff, I am sorry you're sick too. I've also been watching lots of Will & Grace and lounging on my couch.
I start school again on Sept. 8th and I am actually pretty excited. I've had a lousy summer vacation. And thats putting it lightly.
Right now I am sitting in the kitchen and my oh-so-lovely boyfriend is making me an omlette. :] He's cute, I don't deserve him.
Well. I haven't got much to say. I'll try to give you all an update soon. Hope you're all well. And I love you guys.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 28th, 2009 at 03:10am
Awww, Sari, your boyfriend sounds lovely. I go back to school on the 8th too (teaching not as a student, sadly, haha), not long now! I sent you a message on Mibba btw but I'm not sure if you use it much now.
And FP, Russell did look pretty good last night, I think he has been on vacation or something. The swan joke cracked me up. I particularly liked the Random Guy's strange noise in place of one of his jokes, I mean, WTF, haha. Frankie didn't look impressed by him, but he doesn't usually look impressed by anybody other than himself!
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 28th, 2009 at 03:14am
BTW, Danielle can fuck right off. You are not here to organise her mum's social calendar. You and your brother will have loads more fun! Hurray!
It was well funny when random guy did that odd noise. My dad walked in at the beginning of the swan joke and was like OH THIS ONE'S WELL GOOD LISTEN!
Yeah, I would if you weren't talking over the damn thing.
And yes, Danielle can fuck right off. Kel updated her status to BAD FRIEND ALERT roughly the same time as I did my little pastiche on When I Come Around, so I think she got the message.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 28th, 2009 at 08:20am
Flaming Phalanges!:
Vacation, ZR? I think you mean holiday!!!
Muchos apologies, I think the vocabulary department in my brain is still updating itself. Sometimes I make such faux pas in school and kids just look at me like 'I'm sorry, WTF?'
The swan joke was awesome, haha, as was his rant about people complaining about stupid shit like wheelie bin collections.
BTW, you should totally take the chip out of your oyster card and put it in a wand.
"Is Usain Bolt running this one? We have no way of knowing."
LOL I love the idea of a group of ten year olds looking at you with a WTF expression. Priceless.
I've seen the wheelie bin thing before, it's funny the first two times, and then it's just like, oh yeah, lol, after that. But I'll forgive him for reusing jokes many many many times, he was all tanned and stubbly. XD
OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TEMPTED I AM TO DO THAT. Seriously, I did PROPERLY consider it. I might buy a tester one - there's no way I'm doing it to my own when I've got £5.80 on there. NOT A CHANCE. I so want to do it.
Alan Carr was on twitter talking about that woman who had the gender test, and he said how she was found with three times the amount of testosterone a woman should have and was like 'BITCH, give me what's mine!'
It made me
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 28th, 2009 at 09:03am
Flaming Phalanges!:
Alan Carr was on twitter talking about that woman who had the gender test, and he said how she was found with three times the amount of testosterone a woman should have and was like 'BITCH, give me what's mine!'
It made me
LOL. I love him. You should do the wand thing, defo. The gender test bit was funny too. "It's good enough for us, it's good enough for the law but it's not good enough for.... running about!" Haha. I feel we should shut up now, because nobody else is going to understand this conversation at all!
Has anyone read Billie Joe in Maxim? It's a really good interview. 2 words: Hardwood floors. *lols, then dies*
