Balancing Acts 2

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Flaming Phalanges!
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August 28th, 2009 at 09:19am
Oh LOLZ I love good comedy. And yeah, everyone else will be rather WTF about the whole thing.

No, I haven't read Maxim, thus your hardwood floors reference is completely lost on me.
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August 28th, 2009 at 11:49am
Whats up with lizzola does she need medical assistance?

i was compelled to post based on hardwood floors alone. elle i demand you post me this issue of maxim and ill put up with the revolting testosterone frenzy that is mens magazines purely for more info. or, someone scan it.

im gonna be really disappointed if my dirty minds gone and run away with me and its an article about billies home decorating or something.

stop wittering about british comedy btw. you two make me sick.
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August 28th, 2009 at 11:52am
Aww, do you miss the LOLZ of the BBC Jonny?

I'm sure you can catch up on youtube or something.
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August 28th, 2009 at 11:58am
also FP what did you make of Inglorious?i thought it was called Inglorious Bastards which is what i asked the nice lady at the cinema for and she whispered kindly that theyre actually just calling it inglorious, haha. jamies a tarantino nut but i don't really get the hype, i did quite enjoy it but i get bored of him showing off how gory he can be.

whilst on subject of films, saw Juno last night for first time and ive decided that id like a snarky 16yr old pregnant chick of my very own. *updates xmas list*
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August 28th, 2009 at 11:59am
yeah i do miss the lolz, i do have youtube but dont ever seem to find the time. i miss russell brand, hes brilliant. i think he has my brain only 5 million times faster.
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August 28th, 2009 at 12:01pm
Flaming Phalanges!:
Vacation, ZR? I think you mean holiday!!!


ive tried to straighten this out fp, but its very hard. its an affliction really, dont draw attention to it. at least her consanents have now been saved, we should be thankful for small mercies.


*notices number of posts and shuts tfu*
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August 28th, 2009 at 12:59pm
Ah, we're hardcore over here and we're calling it Inglourious Basterds. Basically, I was amazed at how good it was. I wasn't expecting it to be mega brilliant, but I was expecting it to be watchable - after all it's Quentin Tarantino + Brad Pitt, what could possibly go wrong?

I LOVED the fact that it wasn't German/French/Italian/whatever nationality all talking in English, I thought the subtitles and other language were really great and it was nice to see an American film appreciate that there are other languages apart from English (U.S.). I thought it was just amazeballs really. Loved every second of it. Me and Kel came out the cinema and were like whoooooooooa, that was so good.

My absolute favourite part has to be - BON JUR NO.

Tarantino is one of my favourite directors tbh. His films are always mega well written and they're not just action films, they're action films with a plot. He's really very talented. He's got a foot fetish as well, if you watch a lot of his films in a short space of time you'll notice this. And he loves his exaggerated sound effects. We're watching Kill Bill vol. 2 tonight, and There Will Be Blood at some point too. I think all that's left now is Jackie Brown, then we'll have seen them all.

OMG that was hella loads of film geeking.

Juno is really good. 'There's loads of other things I'd rather do! I could...pummace my feet!'

Russell Brand is a beautiful beautiful man. Have you read his Booky Wook? It's definitely worth a look - he writes exactly how he speaks.

Sad Is ZR turning into a yank? (No offence my American friends Wink)
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August 28th, 2009 at 01:59pm
no, shes actually turning BACK into a Brit, it was touch and go for a while there.

I didnt come out raving but I did like it, there were some really good lines, hes a great writer, i just get a bit sick of all the violence. me and jamie have taken to telling each other that 'we dont see ourselves tripping the light fantastique anytime soon' when we feel a bit under the weather.

btw ive updated my gsb profile. that is how bored i am. fp, i think youll approve, you are even the only gsbian that got a mention.
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:10pm
Phew! Thank goodness for that!!

ALL of Samuel L Jackson's lines in Pulp were amazing. Did you notice he narrated a section in Inglourious? That man's voice is just the epitome of perfection.

I shall go and look now, I'm honoured that I got a mention. Whoop!
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:12pm
FP I think somethings wrong with me... I'm looking forward to seeing my brother this weekend... it's a bizarre feeling.

Laughing

A just pray for red bull guys sake he isn't there. Or he'll feel the wrath of Lexus.
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:15pm
Yeah, it's a very odd feeling when you start tolerating your brother's company and even don't mind it. I can't believe I'm taking my oafish elder sibling to see Green Day, but hey, better than Danielle.

JONATHAN WILL YOU MARRY ME? < That is my reaction. I actually LOL'd properly loudly. It's fab. I love it. XBoxes are a gift from God lmfao I love you.

I would blatantly win that fight though, I'm from ROMFORD. You're just from Belfast, they're all a bunch of pussies there.
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:16pm
Oh and for the record, southern fried turkey drummers aren't worth shit. Stick with the original golden drummers.

I lost a little it of respect for Bernard Matthews today. =[
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:21pm
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JONATHAN WILL YOU MARRY ME? < That is my reaction. I actually LOL'd properly loudly. It's fab. I love it. XBoxes are a gift from God lmfao I love you.

I would blatantly win that fight though, I'm from ROMFORD. You're just from Belfast, they're all a bunch of pussies there.


my darling, i wholeheartedly accept your proposal. can we have chocolate cake at our wedding please? i fucking hate wedding cake with fruit in it and i completely refuse to have one if i ever make it down the aisle.

dyou think its too, er... obvious, haha? im considering changing it for fear of someone professional googling me and discovering im actually drooling over hawt guitarists in my free time.

belfast? pussies? i dare you to go there and say that missy. they still have bars on their windows!
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:31pm
Of course we can have chocolate cake, fruit cake is SO shit it's unreal. Chocolate cake with all that nice chocolate cream in it and chocolate icing and phwoaaaaaaar chocolate. Up

It is VERY similar, but fuck it, just leave it. She'll probably think you're just normal if she sees it. It is MEGA cool that your initials spell JET though. I got LEB, how lame is that?

Jonathan, no one is going to google you. Actually. I might google you and see what happens. You just get Tunnock's teacakes come up...and this:

http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-178895206.html

LOL!

Bars on their windows? Pfft, you have to go through border patrol when you go to Chelmsford - you get strip searched.
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:36pm
Hahahaha. I frrreaking love that all that comes up is an article about old men being in love. Fantastique. (really need to stop saying that.)

im glad, cause googling me used to bring up all manner of incriminating pictures on a med society website.

fruit cake can fuck off, thats what it can do. we'll have a well nice wedding. what should our first dance be? i hope you understand that youll be wearing the big dress. i cant pull off white.

oh and JET is quite cool as acronyms go. i know a guy called Aaron Samuel Stevenson. no joke.
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:42pm
Oh well I didn't do an image search...hang on just a tick...nope nuffin.

Jonny I don't dance and I don't do dresses. Can't we just get married in Vegas? I can use my clubcard points for airmiles!

I saw Jet at the weekend. They sounded all right, but they were on at like 1pm which is like the shittest place to be once you're an established band. It means your career is OVER.

Poor Aaron. =[

I'm supposed to be picking up Kel in 17 minutes and I'm still in my pyjamas and need to have a shower. WHOOPS.
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:51pm
Well, I'm goin to bed as its nearly 7am.*job has already destroyed bodyclock*

i instantly started signing katy perry at the mention of vegas. proper romantic you are aren't you fp? am i gonna have to find someone else to dance with at my own wedding? i spose i shall have to find someone else to kiss at the altar too will i? *considers options*

night night! x
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August 28th, 2009 at 02:59pm
Dressed up like Elvis, why am I weeeeeeeeeearing, your class ring?

LOVE HER!

Well I suppose I could make an exception and dance just the once. Can it be hardcore gangsta rap? I think that'd be cool.

Night night Jonny!
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August 28th, 2009 at 03:10pm
EMERGENCY: MY JOHN FREIDA FRIZZ EASE DREAM CURLS SPRAY HAS ALMOST RUN OUT.

Thought you ought to know.
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