xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 28th, 2009 at 03:13pm
blaaah. what happened. I feel your pain FP, my hair owes a lot to John Frieda, he should get a knighthood or something.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 28th, 2009 at 03:15pm
And if you two are getting married, I would like to be your wedding planner. And there will DEFO be chocolate cake.
I am both surprised and entertained that you understood hardwood floors, Jon.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 28th, 2009 at 03:19pm
Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:
whilst on subject of films, saw Juno last night for first time and ive decided that id like a snarky 16yr old pregnant chick of my very own. *updates xmas list*
OMG she is actually gorgeous. And also, the film is great.
"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That is one doodle that can't be un-did homeskillet."
Who the hell wears the clothes in washing powder ads by the way? I just saw the Ariel ad and there's got to be some proper mongoloid wearing those with no ability to use a knife, fork or spoon.
Who on Earth do they think their target audience is?
you cant be the wedding planner, you couldnt organise a piss-up in a brewery.
i am laughing my ass off at hardwood floors now. i think urban dictionarys prolly your friend, Lozalina. gah, fair play mr armstrong. that takes some maintaining. he is a PROPER closet homo. it warms my cockles. cockles!
and ahhh, john frieda. the man is clearly a saint. he will find his place in heaven with mr ghd in time.
whilst on subject of films, saw Juno last night for first time and ive decided that id like a snarky 16yr old pregnant chick of my very own. *updates xmas list*
OMG she is actually gorgeous. And also, the film is great.
"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That is one doodle that can't be un-did homeskillet."
haha yeah, have i stumbled upon the latest of your girl crushes ellie may?
my fave line was probably 'because doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream'
omg it is daylight, i am not working and i am going outside!! laterzzz
Lucy3011 King For A Couple Of Days Age: 39 Gender: Female Posts: 3472
August 29th, 2009 at 05:48am
Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:
Flaming Phalanges!:
xZildjianRockerx:
mjmm
WTF ZR?
i am laughing my ass off at hardwood floors now. i think urban dictionarys prolly your friend, Lozalina. gah, fair play mr armstrong. that takes some maintaining. he is a PROPER closet homo. it warms my cockles. cockles!
As in.... he does that to himself?? *shivers*
I hope he's careful.
OMDAYS I had a near death experience this morning. There I was going down the spirally multi storey car park a majigg and then some proper mongoloid just comes belting round the corner heading straight for me. My reflexs are of course top notch so my emergency stop was more than enough to save my neck, but the silly bastard's driving up it the WRONG WAY.
So then I shout out WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!?! at the top of my voice (I think you may have heard me, Jonathan) and the twat spends the next ten minutes trying to reverse back down, pulling forward, reversing and steering a little bit, each time getting closer to my car and I was just thinking 'if your bumper even so much as kisses mine, you're getting lamped sunshine'. He was a proper idiot though, he wasn't getting anywhere until he realised that he had to pull forward to the right, then straighten up and go forward so he's not just reversing into the central bit that separates me, on my proper, and the side he SHOULD have been on.
It wasn't even as if he was foreign or a new driver or anything like that, he was the sort of bloke who's probably had a licence for 25 years, and is one of those bitches you see in Spain going WHAT D'YOU MEAN THERE'S NO FUCKING CHIPS PEDRO?
ARGH I am bare raging blad.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 29th, 2009 at 08:51am
Lucy3011:
Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:
Flaming Phalanges!:
xZildjianRockerx:
mjmm
WTF ZR?
i am laughing my ass off at hardwood floors now. i think urban dictionarys prolly your friend, Lozalina. gah, fair play mr armstrong. that takes some maintaining. he is a PROPER closet homo. it warms my cockles. cockles!
As in.... he does that to himself?? *shivers*
I hope he's careful.
*shrugs*
Perhaps Tre helps him?
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
August 29th, 2009 at 08:54am
Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:
haha yeah, have i stumbled upon the latest of your girl crushes ellie may?
Yeah... although it really is all about guys these days. Women are ridiculous but I would make an exception for her.
FP, I feel your pain. I don't understand how some people are allowed on the road. Plus, multi-storey car parks are horrible and there is always some wanker blocking everyone up or attempting to go round the whole thing the wrong way.
It was so mega scary I actually couldn't believe it. He didn't even clock all the other people going up the RIGHT way. Nor did he see the massive no entry signs or the big writing on the floor that says no entry, or apparently, the signs above the other side saying 'levels 2, 3 and 4'. Neither him nor his wife saw any of this. And seeing as it is just a case of driving on the proper side of the road, you'd think he'd have had plenty of practice of that on the way TO the car park.
TWAT.
Oh my days I got a keyboard to take with me to uni (cos my piano won't fit in my room) and everyone was fucking hammering at the keys and bashing out all the sound effects. Not playing, bashing. I've confiscated the plug. I'm the youngest one in this damn house and I've had to confiscate a plug from everyone else.
September 21st cannot come soon enough. Srsly.
iATEjimmysWORLD King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4894
August 29th, 2009 at 08:49pm
I am officially all better now, thanks Jonny and everyone else for your well-wishes! xx
I saw Inglorious Basterds last night and liked it well enough. I could have done without some of the scalping scenes and Brad Pitt sticking his finger in a bullet hole wound, but hey, it's Tarantino so I wasn't terribly surprised. Overall it was interesting but I'm not sure I would run out and see it again. Loved BP's accent and Eli Roth's character, The Bear Jew, though.
Me and my friends decided last night we would all go and see it together as a last hurrah before we go our separate ways for uni. Last night was all emotional and shit, I hugged my best friend more times last night than I have in the 4 1/2 years I've known her. There was champagne and everything. And not cheap shit.
I also love the Bear Jew, Liz, he's a very likeable guy. And I like DOMINIC DECOCCO. XD
haha yeah, have i stumbled upon the latest of your girl crushes ellie may?
Yeah... although it really is all about guys these days. Women are ridiculous but I would make an exception for her.
ahaha, i completely agree. with the guys part i mean, im not making exceptions for anyone.
Liz, that bit with the bullet was fucking horrible, i totally agree. guh. i wonder what its like inside tarantinos head?! Glad your feeling better though sweetpea.
bless you FP, going to uni is hard. youll be fine though, you know you can come on here and rant about all the idiots/ hot boys in your digs anytime.
PS I WANT BACON. can you believe i am actually shacked up with a vegetarian? i dont know what im thinking sometimes. he is a hot vegetarian tho, so you know.
Well I'm coming back for All American Rejects after about 4 weeks, and then 10 days later for Green Day so I'll see the BFF at both of those, and 3OH!3 are coming back to London in November which is mega xcore so we'll see each other again for that. It'll be fine. We're having a joint birthday party at Christmas because Christmas Day is the mid point between our birthdays but neither of us will be home for them.
There better be hot boys in my digs, if there aren't, I'll demand to be moved to a different flat.
Janie Jones Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 5438
August 30th, 2009 at 03:04pm
OH HEY EVERYONE! I think my roommates think I'm slightly mental because I kept giggling over the last six pages of this thread (and Jonny's profile, ahaha it's brilliant). Whatever, they'll deal. I love you guys.
It's good to know that nobody actually makes lasting friends their first week at college, because I don't think I am My roommates are decent and so are the people across the hall (I actually like the people across the hall better) but aside from that, nothing really. I figure I'll meet people when I start hockey, writing for the newspaper, etc.
One of my best friends is a Tarantino maaaaniac, so she's pretty much turned me off of him forever XD she was going to drag me to Inglourious Basterds but I got out of it because I was leaving for school the next day. I do find parts of Kill Bill pretty entertaining though.
There better be hot boys in my digs, if there aren't, I'll demand to be moved to a different flat.
*high fives*
"hello, student services? i cant help but notice i dont have any hot boys in my flat and i would like to know what you are going to do about it."
i think it has to be done.
Annie i am happy to entertain you. dont worry, you'll make tonnns of friends, it just takes time. be yourself!
omg, look how much i have been online this weekend. i swear that being off work is the way to go. does anyone else feel that work just totally gets in the way of all the stuff they have to do?
god im so not down with the kids. who the fuck are 3oh3 and the all american rejects. more to the point, did anyone go to any festivals this wkend? apparently KOL were shit at Reading/ Leeds, according to my festival correspondent, who was my drunk friend lucy. she actually called me, internationally, to yell that KOL were, i quote, "fucking wankers". im intrigued!
i put john frieda in my hair this morning and thought of you, FP
My roommates are decent and so are the people across the hall (I actually like the people across the hall better) but aside from that, nothing really. I figure I'll meet people when I start hockey, writing for the newspaper, etc.
