Induction lectures. I failed to get sleep after my last one because I've just been on my laptop, and now I've got to leave for another one in half an hour. PFFT.
Alexa. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5253
Oh my days some bare pretentious bitch sat next to me in my creative writing one. She just chatted so much shit and talked out of turn and was hella annoying. I bet she's one of those people that thinks she's amazing but just kills people off for a bit of drama and chucks in a pregnancy as a plot tool every now and then.
Oh and her friend who's also on the course is a DUMB FUCK and it's made ten times worse by his northern accent cos he just sounds like a proper retard.
He was like 'you've gotta like...read books n that, like different types, like you might read a horrerrr one day, and then you might read a rooohhhmance the next'. Ugh he's a buffoon. And he's got white eyelashes, what a fucking freak.
On the bright side, there's a hottie running the Film workshop thing and he's trying to recruit people to do some voluntary work for it AND there's gonna be something hella wicked coming up shooting wise if it all goes to plan so OBVIOUSLY I offered my services.
I was mega disappointed when he opened his mouth though, he had a northern accent, and it wasn't the worst I've heard, but frankly anything above Wembley and I just can't bear it.
Oh and it gave me major lols because they were talking about all these contemporary art shows that we should attend and it's a really good opportunity to see some really cutting edge stuff that you'd only ever get to see in London!!! The way he said London as though it was some magical place properly made me LOL. I was just thinking in my head 'yeah, chill out mate, I was there 8 hours ago'.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
September 22nd, 2009 at 01:39pm
LOL. FP, you are so ridiculous. I cannot believe you went to Manchester to go to Uni, then complained about people having Northern accents. I am so offended right now.
Btw I have to do fecking Wake Up Shake Up with my class next week, which means choreographing a dance routine for the rest of the school to follow and I need some music. I am actually considering Mika. We did I Don't Feel Like Dancing by the Scissor Sisters last term and it went down pretty well, but I'm struggling to think of something I can stand to listen to every morning for a full week.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
September 22nd, 2009 at 01:41pm
Lucy3011:
What's weird is I wasn't logged on when I was reading this post, and in the picture Billie was on the right.. I logged on to write my reply and now suddenly Billie is on the left.....Erm..?
LOL. FP, you are so ridiculous. I cannot believe you went to Manchester to go to Uni, then complained about people having Northern accents. I am so offended right now.
Btw I have to do fecking Wake Up Shake Up with my class next week, which means choreographing a dance routine for the rest of the school to follow and I need some music. I am actually considering Mika. We did I Don't Feel Like Dancing by the Scissor Sisters last term and it went down pretty well, but I'm struggling to think of something I can stand to listen to every morning for a full week.
DO IT!!! They'll love the whole 'We are not what you think we are we are goooooolden, we are goooooolden!!!!'
I wasn't out freshing it up, I was in bed, hahaha. So knackered from last night. Mika tired me out with his staring and his smiling. XD
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
September 22nd, 2009 at 04:30pm
Come on FP, get out there and show those northern monkeys how they do it in Laaandaaaaaaan.
I wasn't even thinking of that song, I was thinking of Grace Kelly, but actually that one might be better. He is a good prospect because his lyrics are clean. My kids wanted Waking Up in Vegas but I'm not sure I cold get away with the line about being hungover. God, I just hate being appropriate sometimes, it ruins everybody's fun.
How we do it in London is we go to wine bars and talk about modern art. There aren't the proper facilities to do it here. And FYI I'm not in Manchester, I'm in Cheshire, which is 40 miles south, so it's not even like they've got Shameless accents, they're just shit accents.
Can you get away with 'not giving up when you're young and you want some'? The Andrae Crouch Choir sang on it and were all religious and that and asked what 'some' was so Mika told them it was cheeseburgers. XD
And you might not get away with Grace Kelly - 'should I bend over, should I look older just to be put on your shelf?'
He's dirtier than you think,
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
September 22nd, 2009 at 05:15pm
Flaming Phalanges!:
And you might not get away with Grace Kelly - 'should I bend over, should I look older just to be put on your shelf?'
Oh, ffs. Keep it clean people! Mind you, I did get away with Scissor Sisters and they're named after a sex position.
Gah. Would anyone mind uploading the Foxboro Hot Tubs Album for me? My files got fucked up and I can't download it off a torrent site for some reaston. I need me some Reverend Stitchrinine Twitch RAWR
ZR I lasted 20 minutes and felt like I was having a panic attack.
NEVER AGAIN.
I came home with one of the girls from my flat and we watched Mock the Week followed by Russell Howard's DVD.
Far more enjoyable than a panic attack.
xZildjianRockerx King For A Couple Of Days Age: 41 Gender: Female Posts: 4936
September 25th, 2009 at 01:49am
Flaming Phalanges!:
ZR I lasted 20 minutes and felt like I was having a panic attack.
NEVER AGAIN.
I came home with one of the girls from my flat and we watched Mock the Week followed by Russell Howard's DVD.
Far more enjoyable than a panic attack.
Aww, FP. I came on this morning jst to see how you are doing. Don't worry, the most important thing is that you went. Massive kudos for lasting more than twenty seconds inside a fresher party when you didn't even feel like going in the first place.
If it makes you feel better, I've woken up with a burning throat and red eyes and it's 6: 50 and I'm off to Tesco, then school. Trust me to get sick at the weekend....
Well I lasted as long as it took for me to get a drink from the bar and then say to Sarah 'fuck this'. There was strobe lighting which made me feel absolutely horrendous and I did just feel like I wanted to run into a corner and cry and I don't really cry unless there's been a massacre in Harry Potter or the Doctor Who finale is a particularly heart wrenching one.
Oh noez get some multi vitamins down you and have some beechams on standby.
I'm going to walk up a hill with a poet now, goodbye.
FP, enjoy the testosterone!!! I need more guy friends... I'm attempting to work on that but it's not going too well...
I'm the same way about parties FP, I'm starting to get more comfortable with parties but I'm still not as comfortable as most people. I only enjoy going to parties with people I'm comfortable with. But I do love running into people I know and having intense drunken conversations with them.
Haha there are people laying outside wrapped in blankets sleeping on the grass. It looks so comfortable and I wanna do it. I love this weather. But I'll just go sweat my ass off at the gym instead and stuff my face with jew food later.
How did the girl decide to move out already? haven't you only been there for a week?
Actually it's just me and two boys, I think the others have gone home for the weekend as well. One of them stays in their room and the other's friendly but properly up his own arse. I chatted to him a little while ago and he seemed a lot more tolerable than he has been.
Trouble with me is that I don't really drink and when everyone else gets hammered, it's never any fun. I think it'll chill out after freshers week so hopefully I'll fail less at life then.
Fuckkk make the most of the good weather while you can El, it's freezing here. I don't know how ZR has dealt with this kind of weather all her life, it's horrid.
And the girl lives 10 minutes down the road and she was just living in halls for the experience, but then the three grand bill is just around the corner so she decided living at home wasn't so bad after all.
I haven't had any information about my Creative Writing units or about what time my lectures are next week. HALP!!!
Why can't they be as organised as film studies? Oh yeah, that's right, because they spend their time organising fucking hikes rather than organising my degree. That's it.
Alexa. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5253
September 26th, 2009 at 07:54am
Oh my life if many more people turn 21 in the next month I may die. I have totally got out of the Uni party vibe over the summer and now I'm absolutely knackered.
Will's 21st was insane and I took days to recover and then it was my mate Dave's yesterday and I had to go home early because I'm being attacked by fresher's flu and just can't face alchohol right now.
I'm a crappy student. Plus I have £100 worth of text books to buy for this semester and no money to buy them with...
Come on FP, get out there and show those northern monkeys how they do it in Laaandaaaaaaan. 
xxx
I'm attempting to work on that but it's not going too well...