Balancing Acts 2

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Lucy3011
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October 29th, 2009 at 07:08pm
Elle, two things:

Firstly, I used to be a Rik Mayall nut. Loved him. I'm pretty sure I was desperate to meet him. One day I went with a friend to see him live on stage, we were hours early so we went for a walk around the town, when suddenly my friend said to me, 'Look left.'
I did, and there was Rik, walking straight towards us. Instead of stopping him and saying hello, or even reaching out to grab him, I pretty much yelled "Oh my god, how cool!" right at him and kept on walking. He looked at me like I had eight heads. I kicked myself for months.

Secondly, was it weird your boyfriend and your ex both being there? I went to a wedding the weekend before last and my ex was there - this wasn't unexpected, he was the Best Man. When my boyfriend joined me in the evening, there were some uncomfortable moments. Not that they even spoke, but at one point they were stood next to each other and I, possibly irrationally, couldn't help thinking they were going to scuttle off together and compare notes.

Sari - I love unusual names. Logan gets my vote.
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October 29th, 2009 at 07:09pm
btw lozaroo, newcastle arena is only 11000. i think thats why they missed it out this time, its quite small as arenas go and last time we went it was before the american idiot thing took off and as far as i remember the gig was almost completely drunk students.
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October 29th, 2009 at 07:11pm
lucy, i once slept in a tent at a festival with 2 ex boyfriends and one other guy i used to randomly have sex with. that was pretty awkward.
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October 29th, 2009 at 07:17pm
OK, you win.
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October 29th, 2009 at 07:19pm
Lucy3011:
OK, you win.


lol Wink
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October 29th, 2009 at 09:19pm
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Sounds like everyone is doing well, not least of all Elle who is floating on cloud 9 somewhere above northern California Wink


This made me LOL. *floats into thread*

Jonboy, it ain't a contest but if you're willing to throw him down outside your local concert venue, best of luck to you! Wink I would recommend crying first, hahaha!

Lucy, I'm glad its not just me that gets embarrassingly starstruck! As for having ex boyfriend and current boyfriend in the same room, yeah, it was a bit awkward. I hadnt considered there to be any danger of them meeting as they live in different countries and so hadn't actually ever really mentioned the existance of this particular ex, especially as he's one of those rare breeds of ex that still makes my stomach feel funny. To summarise, you aren't weird, relationships are awkward.

God, I totally do not want to come home.
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October 29th, 2009 at 09:22pm
Flaming Phalanges!:
Why can't Billie be more like Tyson in frequency AND height?


Cause he's peeeerrrfeeeeeect. He was fucking small though, to be fair.

Flaming Phalanges!:
The kiss is amazing.


I KNOW. I've spent an unhealthy amount of time stroking it.
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October 29th, 2009 at 09:22pm
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lucy, i once slept in a tent at a festival with 2 ex boyfriends and one other guy i used to randomly have sex with. that was pretty awkward.


Lmfao.

Stay classy, Jonboy.
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October 30th, 2009 at 12:40am
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lucy, i once slept in a tent at a festival with 2 ex boyfriends and one other guy i used to randomly have sex with. that was pretty awkward.

lmao...I admire the way you just put things out there Wink
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October 30th, 2009 at 05:35am
xZildjianRockerx:
Flaming Phalanges!:
Why can't Billie be more like Tyson in frequency AND height?


Cause he's peeeerrrfeeeeeect. He was fucking small though, to be fair.

Flaming Phalanges!:
The kiss is amazing.


I KNOW. I've spent an unhealthy amount of time stroking it.


I feel like stretching him out. Putting him on a rack maybe. They're on Jonathan Ross tonight, and Jonathan put up a picture of them performing on twitter and Billie's so damn tiny in it it makes me want to put mittens on him.

D'you just keep looking at it and thinking '...that's a kiss, from Billie Joe, for me...MWAHAHAH'?

OMG the girl next door to me woke me up by having sex at 5am and she woke me up again about half an hour ago. I mean REALLY.
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October 30th, 2009 at 10:33am
OMDAYS. We have to do group presentations for Writing 1 ad Jamie and I shotgunned each other, because last time I ended up with an arrogant dickhead who did no work, so we got a group together - there needed to be 4 so we grabbed two other girls and then Jo said actually, she was going to pick the groups. Jamie and I protested so she did a vote, and people decided that WE should choose our own groups.

Then she said okay, but there were 14 of us so 2 would need to create a smaller group and do a smaller presentation. Jamie volunteered me and him for it. Then at this point she decided that actually, she was just going to chuck us in with any random group.

Thankfully, I'm working with decent people. Jamie's stuck with Inbred David and Pretentious Rochelle. LOL.

We would have made an awesome power point. Sad

I know this is all irrelevant and juvenile, but I needed to vent and this seemed to be the best place for it - facebook = bad idea all round and twitter has a 140 character limit so that ain't no good.
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October 30th, 2009 at 11:58am
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lucy, i once slept in a tent at a festival with 2 ex boyfriends and one other guy i used to randomly have sex with. that was pretty awkward.

lmao...I admire the way you just put things out there Wink


thanks sweety. i dont see the point in beating around the bush when it comes to the key issues in life.
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October 30th, 2009 at 12:03pm
Flaming Phalanges!:
xZildjianRockerx:
Flaming Phalanges!:
Why can't Billie be more like Tyson in frequency AND height?


Cause he's peeeerrrfeeeeeect. He was fucking small though, to be fair.

Flaming Phalanges!:
The kiss is amazing.


I KNOW. I've spent an unhealthy amount of time stroking it.


I feel like stretching him out. Putting him on a rack maybe. They're on Jonathan Ross tonight, and Jonathan put up a picture of them performing on twitter and Billie's so damn tiny in it it makes me want to put mittens on him.

D'you just keep looking at it and thinking '...that's a kiss, from Billie Joe, for me...MWAHAHAH'?

OMG the girl next door to me woke me up by having sex at 5am and she woke me up again about half an hour ago. I mean REALLY.


the thought of putting him on a rack is strangely attractive. your right though, his height is an issue. i think im probably a good 10 inches taller than him which would cause me all kinds of back problems unless we spent all our time horizontal. which could be arranged.

and i feel your pain FP. my housemate likes to wake me up by having sex at ridiculous volumes.

whose jamie by the way and is he hot? apologies for being so out of touch with your boy situation.

5 o clock! time for work! *smacks head on desk*
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October 30th, 2009 at 12:04pm
Flaming Phalanges!:
xZildjianRockerx:
Flaming Phalanges!:
Why can't Billie be more like Tyson in frequency AND height?


Cause he's peeeerrrfeeeeeect. He was fucking small though, to be fair.

Flaming Phalanges!:
The kiss is amazing.


I KNOW. I've spent an unhealthy amount of time stroking it.


I feel like stretching him out. Putting him on a rack maybe. They're on Jonathan Ross tonight, and Jonathan put up a picture of them performing on twitter and Billie's so damn tiny in it it makes me want to put mittens on him.

D'you just keep looking at it and thinking '...that's a kiss, from Billie Joe, for me...MWAHAHAH'?

OMG the girl next door to me woke me up by having sex at 5am and she woke me up again about half an hour ago. I mean REALLY.


the thought of putting him on a rack is strangely attractive. your right though, his height is an issue. i think im probably a good 10 inches taller than him which would cause me all kinds of back problems unless we spent all our time horizontal. which could be arranged.

and i feel your pain FP. my housemate likes to wake me up by having sex at ridiculous volumes.

whose jamie by the way and is he hot? apologies for being so out of touch with your boy situation.

5 o clock! time for work! *smacks head on desk*
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October 30th, 2009 at 03:42pm
Heeeeeeere's Jonny!:
Flaming Phalanges!:
xZildjianRockerx:
Flaming Phalanges!:
Why can't Billie be more like Tyson in frequency AND height?


Cause he's peeeerrrfeeeeeect. He was fucking small though, to be fair.

Flaming Phalanges!:
The kiss is amazing.


I KNOW. I've spent an unhealthy amount of time stroking it.


I feel like stretching him out. Putting him on a rack maybe. They're on Jonathan Ross tonight, and Jonathan put up a picture of them performing on twitter and Billie's so damn tiny in it it makes me want to put mittens on him.

D'you just keep looking at it and thinking '...that's a kiss, from Billie Joe, for me...MWAHAHAH'?

OMG the girl next door to me woke me up by having sex at 5am and she woke me up again about half an hour ago. I mean REALLY.


the thought of putting him on a rack is strangely attractive. your right though, his height is an issue. i think im probably a good 10 inches taller than him which would cause me all kinds of back problems unless we spent all our time horizontal. which could be arranged.

and i feel your pain FP. my housemate likes to wake me up by having sex at ridiculous volumes.

whose jamie by the way and is he hot? apologies for being so out of touch with your boy situation.

5 o clock! time for work! *smacks head on desk*


You find the idea of him on a rack strangely attractive? ...Yeah actually, me too.

I've got a good few inches on him as well, so he'd just constantly make me feel like a freak.

Jamie is cynical, sarcastic, and he loathes Inbred David just as much as I do, so naturally we're friends. He's in my Creative Writing classes and we get on really well, mostly because if I ask him nicely, he'll lean to one side so I don't have Inbred David and his sticky out ears in my general line of sight.

As for hotness...meh, he's attractive, but not necessarily HAWT. I think personality is a BIG factor here. But he's by no means ugly. He started the year with a big Captain Birdseye style beard, which was a bit odd, but he's shaved it off now and he's got a sort of half stubble half beard thing going on.

Basically, we both just power point the fuck out of things for presentations so it would have been the most epic, heavily animated presentation in the history of presentations, so we're a bit gutted that we don't get to do it. But fingers crossed for Writers Contexts.

You're going to work at 5am on a Saturday? *hugs*
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October 30th, 2009 at 03:44pm
Oh and in other news, I'm going to see Billy Connolly with the fam in January. ZING.

The last time we did something as a family, we went to go and see Mark Knopfler at the Royal Albert Hall. That was in 2007.
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October 30th, 2009 at 07:13pm
BTW Jonny can you juggle?
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October 31st, 2009 at 04:35am
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BTW Jonny can you juggle?


lol. i used to be able to actualy, cant say ive tried in a while. why?

jamie sounds promising. how old is he? cos, im not sure i could grow a full on capn birdseye beared now and im 27.

billy connolly is amazing. i used to have a video of his when i was about 10 and i watched it over and over and over again.
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October 31st, 2009 at 04:40am
ive got a new game. its called Make Elle Cry:

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October 31st, 2009 at 07:18am
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BTW Jonny can you juggle?


lol. i used to be able to actualy, cant say ive tried in a while. why?

jamie sounds promising. how old is he? cos, im not sure i could grow a full on capn birdseye beared now and im 27.

billy connolly is amazing. i used to have a video of his when i was about 10 and i watched it over and over and over again.


Oh no reason, but maybe you should start juggling again.

I don't know how old he is - he did two thirds of a law degree and now he's on creative writing, so I'm guessing 21, 22?

I used to watch Billy when I was about 10 as well. I didn't understand most of the jokes but he sure does being the LULZ.

Your game is mean.

I like it.
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