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Hello there, pigeon. I am Sarah. The scent of sunscreen puts me in the happiest of moods and I do not have any reason to explain why. Ice Breakers tickle my fancy and I will literally eat them 'till my tongue begins to bleed. They are ever-so addicting. I am an indecisive person; it is probably my weakest character trait. I purchase endless amounts of DVD's and I've got somewhat of a collection going, so if Blu-Ray discs dominate the market I am fucked. There ain't no way I'm trading in my DVD player for whatever operates Blu-Ray discs; there was already enough trauma when the crossover was made from VHS to DVD.

Anywhore, dropping the subject of my apprehension regarding technological advancements, I will bring up the topic of travel. I love to visit new places, so if you're planning a road trip anytime in the future, I would love to go. I adore japanese food and strongly dislike (most) chinese food. Ironic, considering I'm a fraction chinese, isn't it? However I have no intention of developing a taste for chinese food anytime soon. I live my life through a camera lens; through the pictures that I take. In other words, "Pictures, or it didn't happen." If you undersand and accept my sense of humor, you are welcome into my life. Thank you, drive thru.

Oh, and McFly are mai secksi British bitchez.

See u katz on da flipside laterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I'm a meatatarian. It's a personal choice, rly.

Let's exchange awkward conversation over a pot-roast sometime.

___________________under the burning sun, I take a look around
_______IMAGINE IF THIS ALL CAME DOWN.


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____________________RPATTZ TRUFAX:

* Robert Pattinson simply walks into Mordor.
* Robert Pattinson destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of ~dazzle~.
* Robert Pattinson can sparkle and dazzle simultaneously. He can dazzle you with his eyes closed.
*Robert Pattinson can make trees bend to him by *sparkling*.
*Robert Pattinson bleeds glitter and cries topaz.
*Robert Pattinson is never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you.
*If you have a milkshake, and Robert Pattinson has a milkshake, and Robert Pattinson has a straw that reaches across the room, he drinks your milkshake.
*Weapons of mass destruction weren't found in Iraq, they were found in Robert Pattinson’s pants.
*The leading twinkle lights claim they can dazzle 99.99 percent of people.. Robert Pattinson can dazzle 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
*If you have five dollars and Robert Pattinson has five dollars, Robert Pattinson has more money than you.
*When Robert Pattinson falls in water, Robert Pattinson doesn't get wet. Water gets Robert Pattinson.
*Robert Pattinson put those motherfuckin snakes on that motherfuckin plane.
*The Bible was originally titled "Robert Pattinson and Friends"
*Robert Pattinson counts his chickens before they hatch.
*Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Robert Pattinson. He only has two needs: ~dazzling~ people and finding people to ~dazzle~.
*Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Robert Pattinson ~*~dazzle will liquify your kidneys.
*Robert Pattinson knows what love's got to do with it.
*Robert Pattinson does not follow fashion trends, they follow him.
But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Robert Pattinson.
*Robert Pattinson isn't just Pretty in Pink, he is Mindblowing in Pink.
*Robert Pattinson talks about Fight Club.
*Jesus can walk over water. Rpattz can walk over Jesus.
*Robert Pattinson got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Robert Pattinson for every answer.
*Love stops in the name of Robert Pattinson.
*Robert Pattinson can divide by zero.
*Robert Pattinson knows the solution to global warming. He just won't tell because he enjoys the sun - it makes him sparkle.
*Robert Pattinson listens to bands that don't even exist yet.
*The active ingredient in rat poison is Robert Pattinson.
*If you ask Robert Pattinson what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he ~dazzles~ you.
*If you spell Robert Pattinson in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
*If at first you don't succeed, you're not Robert Pattinson.
*The rum is gone because of Robert Pattinson.
*Robert Pattinson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
*When Robert Pattinson has sex with a man, it won't be because he's gay. It will be because he ran out of women.
*Robert Pattinson is the reason Will Smith moved in with his auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
*Robert Pattinson made Peter Pan grow up.
*On the first day, Robert Pattison created God.
*The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Robert Pattinson.
*Robert Pattinson doesn't own a house, he walks into random ones and the owners are happy to leave.
*Robert Pattinson can dazzle the sun.
*Polaroid pictures shake it like Robert Pattinson.
*Earthquakes are caused by Robert Pattinson's ability to make the earth tremble with fear.
*Paris Hilton's lazy eye is just a side effect of being *~DAZZLED*~ by Robert Pattinson.
*Robert Pattinson don't want none unless u got bunzzzzzzzz hun.
*Robert Pattinson's granite penis put a hole in the O-zone layer.
*What do you tell a Bella with two black eyes? Nothing, Robert Pattinson's already told her twice.
*One day Rpattz walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
*Rpattz is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. He claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
*Robert Pattinson helps Joe Jonas manscape his eyebrows.