OhJared_
- Name
- Jare-bear
- Age
- 31
- Gender
- Male
- Location
- my place, you know it..
Member since December 20th, 2008
Contact
- PM
- Send a private message
- Friends
- Add to friends
- MSN
- jarebr@hotmail.com
- AIM
- heytherbooberily
- YIM
- jayrulz47
- MySpace
- http://www.myspace.com/jaredduh
About
[[feeling]]: kind of excited.
My name is Jared Aleckazander and I was born on May Seventeenth. I can be a pretty fun kid and, as I recently found out, I'm pretty funny when I'm flying. ;D My mom is a lesbo and I'm a fag. Guess it runs in the family. "fucking homos." When You catch me on a bad day, bitch you bettuh run cause I'ma rip yo fuckin' head off. I like sweet tea and Owl City. My dog's name is Jack. Don't say, "He went to Jared's." or I'll kick you in the uterus. Speaking of which, what is the plural of uterus, ...uteri? Hmmmmmm. When I was eight, I told my mom I was runing away. Where did I run to? my back yard under the trampoline we had. My dad is a fuck-tard who abandoned us when I was born. I'M GOING TO AUSTRALIA FOR THE SUMMER, HELL YESSSSSS. ii H8 W3N P30Pl3 T@LK LiiK3 Dii$. You want my number, just askkk. I'm a junior at J.L. Mann High School. CLASS OF '11, fuck yeaaaaah. Incase you couldn't tell, 'fuck' is on of my favorite words. SORRRRY. I'm single and yeah... it doesn't look promising. "JUST KEEP SWIMMING!"<3 is my motto. Have you learned something new? I hope so. drop me a line.
BE MY STALKER:
TEXT ME, MUTHA FUCKA.
myspace
deviantart
blog
tumblr
formspring
(^those^ are links except for the text one.)
find meh :]
it's more than just a hobby;
Comments
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Hullow, what's up? :D
Slipper, April 26th, 2010 at 03:30:47pm
I want a koala! :D
padfoot, April 20th, 2010 at 01:04:46pm
xD It's cool.
Ooh you're going to Australia in the summer?
*hides in your suitcase*
padfoot, April 17th, 2010 at 05:59:58am
hiya
Nicola Tidswell, April 14th, 2010 at 01:46:48pm
hai
princess consuela, March 20th, 2010 at 04:40:40pm
Hello. :]
Garrett Hanlund, March 16th, 2010 at 05:36:04pm
You're welcome. :] <3
How are you today?
padfoot, March 8th, 2010 at 01:05:07pm
Hello.
I like your profile a lot. :D
padfoot, March 7th, 2010 at 01:26:46pm
i'm sorry i only had literaly two seconds and i didnt see it
im awesome, yourself?
Yay!, February 24th, 2010 at 12:54:14pm
Hi !
addictedtogreenday, February 24th, 2010 at 10:34:48am
I am good, thanks.
& yourself ?
brompton cocktail., February 23rd, 2010 at 08:08:56am
o hay thurrr.
no seriously, hello : )
Yay!, February 23rd, 2010 at 03:06:22am
ohai :D
brompton cocktail., February 22nd, 2010 at 09:29:55am
Hiiiiii, How are you??
DrGooey16, May 23rd, 2009 at 01:36:16am
yes i do luv u!!!
Neurotic2theBone, March 29th, 2009 at 07:59:06pm