COMEDIAN: Dane Cook

Basket*Case:

"Dude, fuck that. I'd punch every bee in the face."

"what if someone poured oil on the surface of a pool and they lit it on fire?! and then when you finally found a spot w/ no fire some big guy punches you in the face and says "get back in the firey water"

"...In my experience with shoes, I say...FUCKSHOES!"

"your move holy man"

gimme some jeez-its:

"your move holy man"

I loved that one.

Like I asked before, did anyone see that video on his site with the "porno prank"?

i dedicated the thinking thread to him. and i demand that people all me Fucking Brian/Karen, Karen, or just brian

Fucking Brian:

i dedicated the thinking thread to him. and i demand that people all me Fucking Brian/Karen, Karen, or just brian

I have a big picture of him on my myspace
=D

I am obsessed

Tourgasm is coming! W00T!

Basket*Case:

Tourgasm is coming! W00T!

TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i know you already know, but i made a dane cook pic thread.

Bad Ass Mother Fucker.:

Basket*Case:

Tourgasm is coming! W00T!

TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i know you already know, but i made a dane cook pic thread.

Yes, and I've been all over it.

2 AND A HALF HOURS UNTIL TOURGASM! (For me)

THAT WAS PRETTEH GOOD!! (TOURGASM)
AWW BUT POOR DANE HURT HIMSELF AT THE BEGINNING.



BUT THAT FUCKIG ASSHOLE.
THAT FAT DUDE.
HE WAS MEAN.
I WANNA STAB HIM IN THE JAW.
TWAT.

That guy was funny. I like him second to Dane.

But I fucking hate Jay. That whiney ass baby pisses me off. He cried over NOTHING! Yes, he might be "trying to better his life" but dude, chill out and loosen up. Have fun. That's what the tour is/was about.

Gary is alright. I have no comment, other than I found it really funny that he got bitten by the dead fish.

Rob: He was funny as hell. I'll have to buy one of his CDs. Yes, he might be a bit of an asshole [but Jay is a pansy]. I loved the fried cheese joke.

Poor Dane got hurt! I cringed when I watched him fall. I saw that clip before when he was on Jimmy Kimmel or something, but it looked so painful. I also loved how I he took the big bed. That was a BAMF moment. But I don't think he got enough air time for his own tour. Jay seemed to get most of it because of how sensitive he is.

I loved the show, my family didn't seem to care for it too much. It wasn't "funny" enough for them.

Tourgasm was awsesome. VERY.
I was all, "YAY!" then it ended and I was all, "NO!".
=|
And yeah, in the beginning where he breaks three ribs from that scooter thing, sucks. Ow. I hope that other guy 'chokes on a knife".
Next Sunday. whoot.

Dane took it like a man.

Green Days awesome llama:

Tourgasm was awsesome. VERY.
I was all, "YAY!" then it ended and I was all, "NO!".
=|
And yeah, in the beginning where he breaks three ribs from that scooter thing, sucks. Ow. I hope that other guy 'chokes on a knife".
Next Sunday. whoot.

Stop!!!!

<didn't get to see it

Valkyrie_Missile:

Green Days awesome llama:

Tourgasm was awsesome. VERY.
I was all, "YAY!" then it ended and I was all, "NO!".
=|
And yeah, in the beginning where he breaks three ribs from that scooter thing, sucks. Ow. I hope that other guy 'chokes on a knife".
Next Sunday. whoot.

Stop!!!!

didn't get to see it

dont worry. it wasnt as good as i thought it would be not really much comedy acts.


and bahama, he didnt break 3 ribs, he just hurt it.

Bad Ass Mother Fucker.:

Valkyrie_Missile:

Green Days awesome llama:

Tourgasm was awsesome. VERY.
I was all, "YAY!" then it ended and I was all, "NO!".
=|
And yeah, in the beginning where he breaks three ribs from that scooter thing, sucks. Ow. I hope that other guy 'chokes on a knife".
Next Sunday. whoot.

Stop!!!!

didn't get to see it

dont worry. it wasnt as good as i thought it would be not really much comedy acts.


and bahama, he didnt break 3 ribs, he just hurt it.

Yeah, I thought it'd be longer, but then I found out..35minutes? But it was good, and it'll be on again on Wednesdays/Fridays..and then again new episode on Sunday...
But I'm sure it'll also be on YouTube.
and 'scuuuuuse me! Heh, I thought he said 'cracked three ribs' in that little interviewmabob thing.

By the way, Bad Ass Mother Fucker., your avatar is AMAZING.
The catholic religion skit is the best. It's hilarious, ohjeeeze. I think about it when I'm in church, and burst out laughing.

I love Dane

Remember his Kool-Aid thing

Green Days awesome llama:

By the way, Bad Ass Mother Fucker., your avatar is AMAZING.
The catholic religion skit is the best. It's hilarious, ohjeeeze. I think about it when I'm in church, and burst out laughing.

And then about the handshaking? 'No thanks, I'm all set! YOU DON'T LET GO.' xD

Rofl, I apologize for my really bad quoting.

sheepless and redundant:

I love Dane

Remember his Kool-Aid thing

Quote

hed just be crashing through your fucking wall. oh yeah!!!! oh yeah!!!! and the kids would be all excited yesth! yesth! and then they would drink outta him after debris fell into his open, dumb head, and he'd be like oh yeah!! oh yeah!! him and his crazy tights. i dont like that! i dont like when juice wears tights! thats a horrible combonation; a bowl of juice wearing tights.
fuck that, if that was me id be 'no you fix this wall before my dad comes home, hes gonna beat me with a belt;hes not gonna belive a talking bowl of punch came crashing through my wall, you stupid idiot, yeah coming through the wall is so fucking cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL!!

'dont touch me you drink. dont touch me you giant beverage'

its on the like, 27th page. XD