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June 14th, 2006 at 11:30am
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Tourgasm was awsesome. VERY.
I was all, "YAY!" then it ended and I was all, "NO!".
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And yeah, in the beginning where he breaks three ribs from that scooter thing, sucks. Ow. I hope that other guy 'chokes on a knife". Laughing
Next Sunday. whoot.


Stop!!!! Crying or Very sad

didn't get to see it
dont worry. it wasnt as good as i thought it would be Wink not really much comedy acts.


and bahama, he didnt break 3 ribs, he just hurt it. Hand

Yeah, I thought it'd be longer, but then I found out..35minutes? But it was good, and it'll be on again on Wednesdays/Fridays..and then again new episode on Sunday...
But I'm sure it'll also be on YouTube. Laughing
and 'scuuuuuse me! Heh, I thought he said 'cracked three ribs' in that little interviewmabob thing.
well i dunno i didnt see that interveiwmabob thing. Cool
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June 14th, 2006 at 03:58pm
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I love Dane

Remember his Kool-Aid thing
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hed just be crashing through your fucking wall. oh yeah!!!! oh yeah!!!! and the kids would be all excited yesth! yesth! and then they would drink outta him after debris fell into his open, dumb head, and he'd be like oh yeah!! oh yeah!! him and his crazy tights. i dont like that! i dont like when juice wears tights! thats a horrible combonation; a bowl of juice wearing tights.
fuck that, if that was me id be 'no you fix this wall before my dad comes home, hes gonna beat me with a belt;hes not gonna belive a talking bowl of punch came crashing through my wall, you stupid idiot, yeah coming through the wall is so fucking cool, USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL!!

'dont touch me you drink. dont touch me you giant beverage'
lmfao lmfao


Retard its on the like, 27th page. XD


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June 14th, 2006 at 05:31pm
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By the way, Bad Ass Mother Fucker., your avatar is AMAZING.
The catholic religion skit is the best. It's hilarious, ohjeeeze. I think about it when I'm in church, and burst out laughing.


lmfao And then about the handshaking? 'No thanks, I'm all set! YOU DON'T LET GO.' xD

Rofl, I apologize for my really bad quoting.

lmfao lmfao yes!
Erm, I get rather bored. You guys know this skit of course, but I'm almost positive I got this set up word for word. x)

"I grew up Catholic...Catholic. Every Sunday. Every Sunday, my dad made us get up and go to mass. And you hadd get there at, what, quarter of 5 in the morning? You know, 'cause you want good seats! Hehe. There were so many things to remember too, when you got there. You know. There were little moves.. Nobody knew the moves. NOBODY knew, like what was that one, mmmmhhhhhreeeerrr+handmotions+nobody knew, nobody looked at eachother, wwwhhaatiisthisss. Try to make up as you go, +dancing,haha+ Then there was peace, peace is when you would shake the hands with all the people around you. The only reason you knew peace was coming, is because the priest would say peace like, five times, rapid fire. You'd hear him, he'd be like, "and the peaceful deciple said my peace I leave, my peace I give to you as we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And he said, I have a piece of lint in my peaceful eyyeee." But you know what you were doing while he was doing his little peace rap? You were looking around for the people who's hands you were NOT gonna shake. This was church, and you were like, "no, BEEEP that guy." Oh, here he comes, "no, peace be with you. I'm all set, +waves+, peace be with- psh, I said I'm all set, I'm doin' my thing, I've got lots people. Peace off! Peace be with you, don't let go, you do NOT let go of me." Then it was like snacktime right in the middle of mass. Yeah, right in, right out of nowhere, the priese would look down and be like, "Let's have some yum-yums! I've made snaaaaaaaaaacks!". You would get in line, you would jump in the line, and you would go up and get the, uh, you know, the cruton-o-christ. He had a whole bowl of them too, he had a whole bowl. And he was like this-nehh, I got mad 'cause he kept them like this. So I used to always wanna mess with the priest. when it was my turn to get in front of the line, I'd be like +tongue out+ aaahhhh, your move holy man. Choose widely. He had a whole bowl. I always wanted to like, grab them, you know. Just grab the bowl, run home and add like milk, like youknow, eat it like Christ Chex. That'd be great if it were a real cereal, "Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex! It's a miracle in a bowl!" Open up the box, it's like, "AAHHHH!" Little angel flies out, it's like, "good morning! life is beautiful! Hahahahahaa!"
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June 14th, 2006 at 06:08pm
I can't believe you typed all of that, and I can't believe I read it. lmfao
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June 14th, 2006 at 11:45pm
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I can't believe you typed all of that, and I can't believe I read it. lmfao

lmfao, me either. And you read it? =D Yay!
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June 14th, 2006 at 11:56pm
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I can't believe you typed all of that, and I can't believe I read it. lmfao

lmfao, me either. And you read it? =D Yay!
I did. And I laughed a lot.

I love that skit.
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June 15th, 2006 at 12:21am
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I can't believe you typed all of that, and I can't believe I read it. lmfao

lmfao, me either. And you read it? =D Yay!
I did. And I laughed a lot.

I love that skit.
so did i. Cool

lmfao lmfao
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June 16th, 2006 at 08:35pm
wow you typed all of that. lotta time on your hands?

luckily someone but up tourgasm on youtube so i can watch it *partys*

is going to go watch it.....
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June 16th, 2006 at 10:35pm
He was in that movie.. DAMN! Where he's a cook?

HE WAS AWESOME.
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June 16th, 2006 at 10:37pm
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wow you typed all of that. lotta time on your hands?

luckily someone but up tourgasm on youtube so i can watch it *partys*

is going to go watch it.....
i know i found it on youtube also! Very Happy but of course it stops every 10 seconds to load -_-
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June 17th, 2006 at 01:31am
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I can't believe you typed all of that, and I can't believe I read it. lmfao


Same lmfao

'Christ Chex' is totally my new MSN name xD
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June 17th, 2006 at 02:21am
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He was in that movie.. DAMN! Where he's a cook?

HE WAS AWESOME.


Yesh, that's him.
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June 17th, 2006 at 09:57am
Did anyone happen to catch Tourgasam on HBO?
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June 17th, 2006 at 04:24pm
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wow you typed all of that. lotta time on your hands?

luckily someone but up tourgasm on youtube so i can watch it *partys*

is going to go watch it.....
i know i found it on youtube also! Very Happy but of course it stops every 10 seconds to load -_-
If you let it alone for like 5 minutes or something it loads the whole thing then you can watch it without the annoying stops. by the way happy birthday!! its mine too Cool
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June 17th, 2006 at 06:02pm
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wow you typed all of that. lotta time on your hands?

luckily someone but up tourgasm on youtube so i can watch it *partys*

is going to go watch it.....
i know i found it on youtube also! Very Happy but of course it stops every 10 seconds to load -_-
If you let it alone for like 5 minutes or something it loads the whole thing then you can watch it without the annoying stops. by the way happy birthday!! its mine too Cool
Five i know i saw on teh birfdai thread, happeh birfdai too mon. Cool
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June 17th, 2006 at 06:02pm
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Did anyone happen to catch Tourgasam on HBO?
of course
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June 17th, 2006 at 06:44pm
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Did anyone happen to catch Tourgasam on HBO?
of course
Agg! Lucky! We don't get HBO, so do you have any idea if they're putting it out on DVD?
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June 17th, 2006 at 07:18pm
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Did anyone happen to catch Tourgasam on HBO?
of course
Agg! Lucky! We don't get HBO, so do you have any idea if they're putting it out on DVD?


Yes, they are. And I think you can find it on YouTube or on his site.
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June 17th, 2006 at 10:59pm
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Did anyone happen to catch Tourgasam on HBO?
of course
Agg! Lucky! We don't get HBO, so do you have any idea if they're putting it out on DVD?


Yes, they are. And I think you can find it on YouTube or on his site.
Thank you so much.

You kick ass.
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June 17th, 2006 at 11:45pm
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Did anyone happen to catch Tourgasam on HBO?
of course
Agg! Lucky! We don't get HBO, so do you have any idea if they're putting it out on DVD?


Yes, they are. And I think you can find it on YouTube or on his site.
Thank you so much.

You kick ass.
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