Joanie Listing
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- Georg Listing
- Age
- 32
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- Female
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- 1000 Oceans From Him </3
Member since April 23rd, 2007
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About
Favorite Bands:
1. Linkin Park
2. My Chemical Romace
3. Tokio Hotel
4.Green Day
5.AFI
6. CKY
7.Gym Class Heros
8. Panic! At The Disco
9. Fall Out Boy
10.The Killers
11.Matchbox 20
12. Franz Ferdinand
13.Red Jumpsuit Aparatus
14. Cartel
15.Ok Go
16. Relient K
17. Beck
18. 30 Seconds to Mars
19. Flyleaf
20.Blink 182
21. The Arctic Monkeys
22. NIN
Favorite Books:
1. Interview With the Vampire
2. The Vampire Lestat
3. Queen Of The Damned
4. Tale Of The Body Thief
5. Twilight
6. New Moon
7. Tithe
8. The Hunters Moon
9.Magic City
10. Notes From The Midnight Driver
11. Pandora
12. Harry Potter
13. The Vampire Aramand
14. Everything Is Illuminated
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF GREEN DAY
1. Thou shall not leave thy friends in need.
2. Thou shall live in the minority as sons of rage and love.
3. Thou shall thank thy lucky stars.
4. Thou shall whine about everything and nothing all at once.
5. Thou shall spend a day of pot and blow off steam with methamphetamine.
6. Thou shall say thy 1,000 hours love in a song if thy pen is writing wrong.
7. Thou shall respect the Messiah: Michael, the King: Tre, and the Lord: Billie Joe.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymms of the Sweet Children.
9. Thou shalt not ask why. Tis a lesson learned in time.
10. Thou shall rock hard. If need be, pantsless.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF HIM
1. Thou shall mourn for all broken hearts and kill loneliness with thy love.
2. Thou shall heal thyself in order to heal thy lover.
3. Thou shall keep in good mind: love is insane and thou art too.
4. Thou shall burn in water and drown in flame for love.
5. Thou shall not razorblade kiss thy lover for lust alone.
6. Thou shall live beyond silver and gold or judgement of souls.
7. Thou shall love the written words of the lord, Ville.
8. Thou shall honor love and sing the holy hymns of thy Infernal Majesty.
9. Thou shall tell thy lover, "thou art beautiful."
10. Thou shall live to join thy lover in death.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A CHEMICAL ROMANCE
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray and Bob
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.
THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
- Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
- Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
- The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
- Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
- Frank Iero can divide by zero.
- The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
- Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
- Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- A tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
- Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back off.
- Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
- Mikey Way can speak braille.
- Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
- Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
- If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow down.
- Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
- Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
- Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
- The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
- Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
- When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
- Mikey Way is like a tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
- Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
- Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
- When God said, "Let there be light," Gerard Way said, "Say please.
<3Quotes <3
"You can't be afraid of people who are willing to hurt you. Because if you fear life, you'll never live."-Chester Bennington
Interviewer: "Who has the worst habits in the band?"
Chester: "I would say that I'm probably the most annoying. There's a reason for that."
Mike: "NO!"
Brad: "C'mon Chester!"
Chester: "I'm always touching them in their privates.
Brad: "Yeah, Chester the Molester!"
Q: "If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?"
Mike: "Look at naked girls, of course."
Chester: "Yeah, We really like each other"
Mike: "Well he likes me, but I can't stand him"
Chester: "*In teary voice* Well, I guess not then!"
Interviewer: "You recently went double platinum, you sold over two million records, what do you have to say?"
Phoenix: "I know my mom bought a couple of copies, but not two million."
Chester: "I'm a big dork."
Mike: "You have a big dork too."
Chester: "Yes, I know."
Chester: "better get my shirt... im a little self-conscious of the lack of body, you know what im saying... see my goal is to eventually cover myself in tattoos so i dont have to fuckin work out anymore.. cuz im a lazy motherfucker..."
mike: "i was gunna say, since when did you work out?"
chester: "exactly..."
"I'm not a rapper, so I would be pretty bad at trying to rap in a band. Mike isn't naturally a singer, but the funny thing is he has a really good voice."- Chester
"What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? We walked around in our own clothes they just happened to be dresses."
- Billie Joe Armstrong
"Green day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good."
- Mike Dirnt
Ville: Yo
Bam: What'd you do?
Ville: What?
Bam: What the fuck'd you do?
Ville: What did I do now?
Bam: You chopped you hair off!
Ville: Of course. Now you can call me the dark idol
ville: "about... 98 point half percent of mtv is based on bare asses. so i thought we'd do some, like, satanical stuff"
Ville: We are now in the grand ballroom. We can film in here but for some reason we can't film the celiing. *covers camera* Watch it
Ville:"Yo Bam Bam."
Bam:"Yo."
Ville:"What the fuck are you doing?"
Bam:"Yo, look at my Andy McCoy belt that I got."
Ville:"Oh, it's beautiful. I'm so sorry for the...The...Get the fuck up."
Bam:"Look how cool that is though. It's totally Andy McCoy."
Ville"I don't really care about Andy, I'm not interested in your fucking belt, I'm interested in the booze in your fucking mini-bar."
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
Camera man: "Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Camera man: "What did you think?"
Frank: "It made me a fucking lesbian!"
"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"- Gerard
"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..." -Gerard
"We've mutilated, killed and disemboweled rock 'n' roll clichés!” - Frank Iero
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit." - Frank Iero
"This song is called Headfirst For Halos. It's about blowing your head off! Don't ever fucking do that! That shit ain't cool." -Gerard
Gerard: It was a good time. It was the salad days, like, you know what I mean?
Mikey: the Roy Roger's fixins bar.
Gerard: The Roy Roger's fixins bar...
Interviewer: What is Mikey talking about?
Gerard: I have no idea.
Interviewer: "Free Michael (Jackson) or free Martha (Stewart)?"
Frank: "Kindersex."
Gerard: "Martha"
Frank: "Wait. Who are they?"
Ray: "Oh! Michael Jackson!"
Frank: "Lock them both up. Together!"
Gerard: "yeah neither, how about that?"
"Yes, we are currently on tour for the rest of our natural lives." -Frank Iero
Q: "What's your dream car?"
Frank: "A Delorean fully equipped with a flux capacitor. And it must run on garbage."
Frank: *Starts to climb into casket*
Ray: "Are you showing your butt!? Frankie! No, you aren't getting in there! *Pulls Frank out and lets him down*"
Frank: *Tries to climb in again*
Ray: "NO!"
Gerard: "Guys! Don't! Knock it off!!"
Interviewer: "Vampires or Werewolves?"
Gerard: "Vampires."
Frank: "Vampires."
Mikey: "Werewolves."
Frank: "PIRATES!"
Ray: "Actually, I like werewolves better, so I go with werewolves."
Frank: "Traitor!"
Steven: "Does Gerard sleep naked?"
Frank: "Yes he does."
Gerard: "No...wait, what?"
Frank: "You were when you slept with me!"
Steven: "Wow, My Chem exposed."
Frank: "He told me that was how it had to be!"
Steven: "What is the strangest thing a fan has ever done to meet you?"
Frank: "Well, sometimes it'll happen at shows that there'll be kids in the paramedics room and they'll have things sticking out of them and be unconscious and they'll be trying to recussitate them and I'll walk in and be like, "Whoa, is she alright?" and she'll sit up going, "Oh, Frankie?" and start a conversation with me and I'm like, 'Oh. Okay.' It's kind of weird..."
Vam love is sexy.
The hottest twins in the world. Boondock Saints for life!
Just luverly Tre.
She knows those are for her. =)
The Hardy Boyz
Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy
1. Linkin Park
2. My Chemical Romace
3. Tokio Hotel
4.Green Day
5.AFI
6. CKY
7.Gym Class Heros
8. Panic! At The Disco
9. Fall Out Boy
10.The Killers
11.Matchbox 20
12. Franz Ferdinand
13.Red Jumpsuit Aparatus
14. Cartel
15.Ok Go
16. Relient K
17. Beck
18. 30 Seconds to Mars
19. Flyleaf
20.Blink 182
21. The Arctic Monkeys
22. NIN
Favorite Books:
1. Interview With the Vampire
2. The Vampire Lestat
3. Queen Of The Damned
4. Tale Of The Body Thief
5. Twilight
6. New Moon
7. Tithe
8. The Hunters Moon
9.Magic City
10. Notes From The Midnight Driver
11. Pandora
12. Harry Potter
13. The Vampire Aramand
14. Everything Is Illuminated
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF GREEN DAY
1. Thou shall not leave thy friends in need.
2. Thou shall live in the minority as sons of rage and love.
3. Thou shall thank thy lucky stars.
4. Thou shall whine about everything and nothing all at once.
5. Thou shall spend a day of pot and blow off steam with methamphetamine.
6. Thou shall say thy 1,000 hours love in a song if thy pen is writing wrong.
7. Thou shall respect the Messiah: Michael, the King: Tre, and the Lord: Billie Joe.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymms of the Sweet Children.
9. Thou shalt not ask why. Tis a lesson learned in time.
10. Thou shall rock hard. If need be, pantsless.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF HIM
1. Thou shall mourn for all broken hearts and kill loneliness with thy love.
2. Thou shall heal thyself in order to heal thy lover.
3. Thou shall keep in good mind: love is insane and thou art too.
4. Thou shall burn in water and drown in flame for love.
5. Thou shall not razorblade kiss thy lover for lust alone.
6. Thou shall live beyond silver and gold or judgement of souls.
7. Thou shall love the written words of the lord, Ville.
8. Thou shall honor love and sing the holy hymns of thy Infernal Majesty.
9. Thou shall tell thy lover, "thou art beautiful."
10. Thou shall live to join thy lover in death.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF A CHEMICAL ROMANCE
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray and Bob
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall rock hard.
THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
- Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
- Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
- The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
- Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
- Frank Iero can divide by zero.
- The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
- Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
- Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- A tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
- Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back off.
- Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
- Mikey Way can speak braille.
- Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
- Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
- If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow down.
- Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
- Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
- Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
- The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
- Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
- When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
- Mikey Way is like a tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
- Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
- Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
- When God said, "Let there be light," Gerard Way said, "Say please.
<3Quotes <3
"You can't be afraid of people who are willing to hurt you. Because if you fear life, you'll never live."-Chester Bennington
Interviewer: "Who has the worst habits in the band?"
Chester: "I would say that I'm probably the most annoying. There's a reason for that."
Mike: "NO!"
Brad: "C'mon Chester!"
Chester: "I'm always touching them in their privates.
Brad: "Yeah, Chester the Molester!"
Q: "If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?"
Mike: "Look at naked girls, of course."
Chester: "Yeah, We really like each other"
Mike: "Well he likes me, but I can't stand him"
Chester: "*In teary voice* Well, I guess not then!"
Interviewer: "You recently went double platinum, you sold over two million records, what do you have to say?"
Phoenix: "I know my mom bought a couple of copies, but not two million."
Chester: "I'm a big dork."
Mike: "You have a big dork too."
Chester: "Yes, I know."
Chester: "better get my shirt... im a little self-conscious of the lack of body, you know what im saying... see my goal is to eventually cover myself in tattoos so i dont have to fuckin work out anymore.. cuz im a lazy motherfucker..."
mike: "i was gunna say, since when did you work out?"
chester: "exactly..."
"I'm not a rapper, so I would be pretty bad at trying to rap in a band. Mike isn't naturally a singer, but the funny thing is he has a really good voice."- Chester
"What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? We walked around in our own clothes they just happened to be dresses."
- Billie Joe Armstrong
"Green day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good."
- Mike Dirnt
Ville: Yo
Bam: What'd you do?
Ville: What?
Bam: What the fuck'd you do?
Ville: What did I do now?
Bam: You chopped you hair off!
Ville: Of course. Now you can call me the dark idol
ville: "about... 98 point half percent of mtv is based on bare asses. so i thought we'd do some, like, satanical stuff"
Ville: We are now in the grand ballroom. We can film in here but for some reason we can't film the celiing. *covers camera* Watch it
Ville:"Yo Bam Bam."
Bam:"Yo."
Ville:"What the fuck are you doing?"
Bam:"Yo, look at my Andy McCoy belt that I got."
Ville:"Oh, it's beautiful. I'm so sorry for the...The...Get the fuck up."
Bam:"Look how cool that is though. It's totally Andy McCoy."
Ville"I don't really care about Andy, I'm not interested in your fucking belt, I'm interested in the booze in your fucking mini-bar."
Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "Fuck off, it's meese."
Camera man: "Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?"
Frank: "Yeah."
Camera man: "What did you think?"
Frank: "It made me a fucking lesbian!"
"I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!"- Gerard
"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way, take a part of you..." -Gerard
"We've mutilated, killed and disemboweled rock 'n' roll clichés!” - Frank Iero
"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit." - Frank Iero
"This song is called Headfirst For Halos. It's about blowing your head off! Don't ever fucking do that! That shit ain't cool." -Gerard
Gerard: It was a good time. It was the salad days, like, you know what I mean?
Mikey: the Roy Roger's fixins bar.
Gerard: The Roy Roger's fixins bar...
Interviewer: What is Mikey talking about?
Gerard: I have no idea.
Interviewer: "Free Michael (Jackson) or free Martha (Stewart)?"
Frank: "Kindersex."
Gerard: "Martha"
Frank: "Wait. Who are they?"
Ray: "Oh! Michael Jackson!"
Frank: "Lock them both up. Together!"
Gerard: "yeah neither, how about that?"
"Yes, we are currently on tour for the rest of our natural lives." -Frank Iero
Q: "What's your dream car?"
Frank: "A Delorean fully equipped with a flux capacitor. And it must run on garbage."
Frank: *Starts to climb into casket*
Ray: "Are you showing your butt!? Frankie! No, you aren't getting in there! *Pulls Frank out and lets him down*"
Frank: *Tries to climb in again*
Ray: "NO!"
Gerard: "Guys! Don't! Knock it off!!"
Interviewer: "Vampires or Werewolves?"
Gerard: "Vampires."
Frank: "Vampires."
Mikey: "Werewolves."
Frank: "PIRATES!"
Ray: "Actually, I like werewolves better, so I go with werewolves."
Frank: "Traitor!"
Steven: "Does Gerard sleep naked?"
Frank: "Yes he does."
Gerard: "No...wait, what?"
Frank: "You were when you slept with me!"
Steven: "Wow, My Chem exposed."
Frank: "He told me that was how it had to be!"
Steven: "What is the strangest thing a fan has ever done to meet you?"
Frank: "Well, sometimes it'll happen at shows that there'll be kids in the paramedics room and they'll have things sticking out of them and be unconscious and they'll be trying to recussitate them and I'll walk in and be like, "Whoa, is she alright?" and she'll sit up going, "Oh, Frankie?" and start a conversation with me and I'm like, 'Oh. Okay.' It's kind of weird..."
Vam love is sexy.
The hottest twins in the world. Boondock Saints for life!
Just luverly Tre.
She knows those are for her. =)
The Hardy Boyz
Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy
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