walkin a lonely road

walkin a lonely road
Name
ashleigh
Age
31
Gender
Female
Location
as far away from u as possible

Member since June 15th, 2007

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hey my name is ashleigh lewis, i'm 14 and single.

my interests are dance,music,skateboarding,playing guitar,and hanging round with friends.

my bestest stars are erin , cat and ryan cos they are always there for me and stick by me no matter what.

MUSIC
green day
my chemical romance
bowling for soup
evanescence
linkin park
stone sour
system of a down
blink182
and many more




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How to piss off your date

1. Guard your plate with forks and knifes and act like you'll stab anyone who reaches for it, including the waiter.

2. Collect salt shakers from all the tables in the restaurant, and balance them in a tower formation on your table.

3. Wipe your nose on your date's sleeve. Twice.

4. Make faces at other patrons, and then sneer at their reactions.

5. Repeat every third word you say say.

6. Read a newspaper during the meal, ignoring your date.

7. Stare at your date's neck, and grind your teeth. Ask if he's a slayer.

8.Twitch spastically. If asked about it, pretend you don't know what he's talking about.

9. Every five minutes, circle your table with your arms outstretched while making airplane sounds.

10. Ask for crayons to color the place mat. This is especially fun in fancy places with linen tablecloths.

11.When ordering, inquire if the restaurant has any live food.

12. Without asking, eat off your date's plate. Eat more of his than your own.

13.Talk with your mouth full and spray crumbs.

14. Scarf down everything on your plate in 30 seconds.

15. Ask the people at the next table if you can taste their food.

16. Beg your date to tattoo your name on his bicep.

17. Order something nasty for your date. Act offended if he refuses to eat it.

18. Ask for a seat away from the windows where you have a good view of all exits and can keep your back to the wall. Act nervous.

19. Order a baked potato as a side dish. When the waiter brings your food, hide the potato, wait a few minutes and ask the waiter for the potato you never got. When the waiter returns, have the first one back up on the plate. Repeat later in the meal.

20. Throughout the meal, speak in pig latin.

21. Take a bathroom break. When you return to the table, throw a spare pair of underwear on one of the chairs. Say they need airing out.

22. Bring 20 or so candles with you. During the meal, arrange them in a circle around the table. Chant.

23. Insist the waiter cuts your food into tiny pieces.

24. Feed imaginary friends or dolls you brought with you.

25. Shoot hoops with shrimp into his water glass.

26. Every time your date opens his mouth, interrupt and start a new conversation.









Laughter

Can

Mend

A

Broken

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