Pretty Colors

I hate Spanish class. And I really hate beige. My quote is, "I f*cking hate beige! It just makes me wanna punch someone in the face!" I don't know why. I think it's just cuz it's really passive. Like that kid who never gets riled up in arguments, which makes you even angrier and makes you look even stupider.

I try not to be that kid. I mean, I really don't give a damn anymore what people say to me. It's funny that little sixth graders that are less than half my height come up to me, wearing Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister or American Eagle (the stuff people buy me that always ends up in some third-world country cuz they need it more than I do) and call me emo or say Green Day sucks, when I'm not even remotely emo and they know it, and they've never even heard any other songs than Holiday. It's hilarious! I always respond by laughing at them. Usually, though, I subconciously flip them off. And laugh.

I'm like the color purple. I'm ostentatious and smart. I'm interesting. I like to keep things interesting. You don't see purple often. Like, it's always green or blue or black. Or beige. I don't really have a problem with beige people, just when I have an argument with them. I don't like blue nad green people. Showing off their "superiority". They're all flashy, like "look at me!" but you see them so much that no one really gives them a second thought. Get into an argument with a purple person - it's fun! Well, for the purple person, anyway. They can twist anything to be how they want it. Like, if they want you mad, you're mad. If they want you to smile or cry, you will. They manipulate people without the people even knowing they're doing it. It's fun. They can trick you into thinking they're another color entirely. Have you ever tried to tell the difference between purple and violet, violet and royal blue, royal blue and navy blue, navy blue and blue, blue and light blue, light blue and blue-green, blue-green and green, green and viridian, viridian and emerald, emerald and green, green and light green, light green and yellow-green, yellow-green and yellow, yellow and dandelion, dandelion and gold, gold and light orange or beige... You get it? purple people can just be anything, going through a subtle transition. And you never know.

Beige people are smooth and suave. Yellow people are cheery and mellow (not to be mistaken with pink people, who are annoyingly peppy at the worst times, yellow is more subtle and agreeable). Orange people are smart and optomistic. Red people have terrible tempers. Purple people, blue people, and green people I have already described. Grey people are easily depressed and easily manipulated.

You can associate any color with people. Different shades as well. Emerald green is wise and knowing, but joking. They are very mature. Purple is just everything, whereas violet is a bit more mature version of that with a little better grip on reality. I wish I was violet, that I had that grip on reality. Violet has the ever-changing-ness of purple and the down-to-earth-ness of blue. Blue is that person who is really down-to-earth, knows what's going on, and tries to fit in. The popular kids that actually have a heart. Well, that's a darker shade of blue. Sapphire, I think.

What color are you? Red? Orange? Yellow? Green? Blue? Purple? Pink? Grey? What shade are you? Brick red? Reddish-yellow? Fiery orange? Viridian? Violet? Royal blue? C'mon, what color are you?

The world is a rainbow, people. The more you open your eyes and your heart and your mind, the more you judge by character instead of looks, the more colors you can see.

So what color are you? What color are your friends? What color are your enemies? What color are the people you ignore? What color are the people in your family? What color are your parents, siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents? Well?

What color?

Are you going to look?
Posted on May 17th, 2009 at 06:08pm

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