Guide to becoming a slacker.
Hello Kim here, informing you on how to become like me, a Slacker. Ever been doing homework one day and Felt the strong urge to stop yet, years of following rules makes it impossible? Fear not! for This quick 5 step system can undo even 12 years of schooling.
Step one: Lets star with the pesky homework. Look at it, Can you do it in ten minutes or less? No? Chuck that bitch! But it back in the binder/folder from which you took it out of, Now if your worried about getting a 0 the day you turn it in once again I have a simple Exercise for that. when your getting into class, take some one else's. and remember, any grade is better than 0.
Step two: Cheating, Basically don't get caught. Keep your eyes open and make sure no one sees you, school is full of rats. they will tell on you in a second. Just because it's fun for them. Find some one smart, Don't make it obvious, and only copy 3/4Th's of the answers. otherwise your setting your self up. and if your lucky your grade should rise. if not find a new person to cheat off of.
Step three: School stuff is getting boring I know, so now lets try some fun slacking at home! Got chores? Half ass them as good as you can that way you save valued slacking time. Find a computer site/game to waste time on. it always kills hours you could have used to clean your room and be out side with your friends. But that could burn calories. Not good at all mind you.
Step four: Eating. No one cooking your meals? I know it's too hard to get up and make ramen. hell some times Easy Mac is not so easy my friends. when in this bind, look around. spaghettios are great cold, don't waste any time Nuking them. Chips, Ice cream, Candy, all is fast and simple no heat required.
Step five Now that we've come to the end of the road, it's time for the most important tip to slacking. Clothes! If your looking put together and your clothing is wrinkle free no one will take you as a slacker. Jeans can be worn for days and if your shirt is stain free Body Spray will keep it smelling good for days to come. On the rare occasion that you need to do laundry, get as much into the washer that you can. Less work the better. And don't worry about folding your cloths their gonna be just fine left in that pile, it's also less work.
Well thank you for taking my quick lesson in Slacking. I hope you found it useful and If your mom kicks you ass don not Blame Kim
Step one: Lets star with the pesky homework. Look at it, Can you do it in ten minutes or less? No? Chuck that bitch! But it back in the binder/folder from which you took it out of, Now if your worried about getting a 0 the day you turn it in once again I have a simple Exercise for that. when your getting into class, take some one else's. and remember, any grade is better than 0.
Step two: Cheating, Basically don't get caught. Keep your eyes open and make sure no one sees you, school is full of rats. they will tell on you in a second. Just because it's fun for them. Find some one smart, Don't make it obvious, and only copy 3/4Th's of the answers. otherwise your setting your self up. and if your lucky your grade should rise. if not find a new person to cheat off of.
Step three: School stuff is getting boring I know, so now lets try some fun slacking at home! Got chores? Half ass them as good as you can that way you save valued slacking time. Find a computer site/game to waste time on. it always kills hours you could have used to clean your room and be out side with your friends. But that could burn calories. Not good at all mind you.
Step four: Eating. No one cooking your meals? I know it's too hard to get up and make ramen. hell some times Easy Mac is not so easy my friends. when in this bind, look around. spaghettios are great cold, don't waste any time Nuking them. Chips, Ice cream, Candy, all is fast and simple no heat required.
Step five Now that we've come to the end of the road, it's time for the most important tip to slacking. Clothes! If your looking put together and your clothing is wrinkle free no one will take you as a slacker. Jeans can be worn for days and if your shirt is stain free Body Spray will keep it smelling good for days to come. On the rare occasion that you need to do laundry, get as much into the washer that you can. Less work the better. And don't worry about folding your cloths their gonna be just fine left in that pile, it's also less work.
Well thank you for taking my quick lesson in Slacking. I hope you found it useful and If your mom kicks you ass don not Blame Kim
I'm just like you skippy, but it was just a funny joke blog! whatserekim was just joking around! I thought it was a great blog. *applaudes loudly*
broken dreams blvd., August 27th, 2009 at 08:40:53pm
i do the complete opposite of all of this. for the homework, i do it all and put in a lot of effort the night before. for the cheating, i'm the one people cheat off. i only really do one chore though. i fold all of my clothes, but i do wear them for days. & for the food, people cook meals for me! :D
Skippy., August 26th, 2009 at 02:18:40am
Haha, Nice.
Although you should write something about room slackness, + appearance slackness (do to with; hair etc) I'm best at hair slackness ^-^
..Although slacking off in school is bad. *wiggles finger*
Tholomew Plague, August 25th, 2009 at 03:12:48am
you're my hero.
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Rage, August 23rd, 2009 at 08:58:32pm
LMAO! I guess I'm a slacker then!
The Rev., August 23rd, 2009 at 07:39:52pm
LMAO. i love this blog xD
Kr!sta's Inferno, August 23rd, 2009 at 05:16:33pm
Pahaha, I love this blog.
I think I've got Step Three and Four covered :L
dumbstruck., August 23rd, 2009 at 08:31:14am
Dude, I like this blog :)
The SquirrelMeister, August 22nd, 2009 at 06:13:09pm
I'm a professional procrastinator.
captain america, August 23rd, 2009 at 01:11:34am
Dude, I like this blog :)
TO BE DELETED, August 22nd, 2009 at 07:13:09pm
i've always wanted to be a dirty obese dropout.
clark, August 22nd, 2009 at 06:40:18pm
LMAO xD I lol'd
Though actually... Step 2 isn't needed. Why cheat? Just write random words on a piece of paper. Or do what I did. And just draw the earth on a piece of paper or draw pictures of skateboarders.
And this blog has summed up exactly why I left school with no qualifications :D
Dookie!., August 22nd, 2009 at 05:09:48pm
Okay, this is a jokeing Blog. Do you really think I would be serious about this?
Your just being mean to me because you don't like me :file:
nadroj, August 22nd, 2009 at 02:09:13pm
Wow.
Fail at school, fail at life...
You'll learn that in time.
Shorty of Suburbia, August 22nd, 2009 at 11:42:35am
I think I've got Step 5 covered xD Although, I hang my clothes up so they're easier to find in my messy-ass room.
Maria Berzerkley, August 22nd, 2009 at 01:29:55am