Queen of the 40 Thieves
| Author | Message |
|---|---|
| HavingAGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board  Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5699  | |
| CristhyneS Jackass  Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | I'm back  |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | |
| HavingAGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5699 | I was thinking of you... I had an erection... I was all by myself. |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | You had an erection  I thought you were a girl! AAAHHH! *runs from bad old stalker man who I trusted with all my life thinking was a 17 years old girl* MOM! |
| HavingAGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5699 | Come on girl, you've talked to me on the phone before.   |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | HavingAGreenDay: How do I know it was you? Perhaps you are faggot so your voice sounds girly and you were faking it! Okay no...your voice is just too pretty.  |
| HavingAGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5699 | CristhyneS:I am sorta a faggot.  But aww...  |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | HavingAGreenDay: You are? *Is homophobic* Oh dear Lord, what's with these people nowadays? they're all going to burn in hell for going against the rules of nature, sanity and religion. Fogive them because they have been blinded by the darknes of the evil and can't see the right path that you'll guide them through. Oh holy Mary, why can't we all just be like you? With pure souls and without sins on our fault? I wish I could carry your baby, the good Jesus Christ, inside of me. *Stops to think for a while* Oh dear Lord, I can't be gay, now can I? *Punishes herself and prays for the rest of the day* *Is homesexual anyways and wants to bang holy Mary* Aren't we all sorta faggot? |
| HavingAGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5699 | Wow, that was nicely worded out Cris. You so clever. And we're both cool faggots. |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | Thanks |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | |
| HavingAGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5699 | CristhyneS:Sorry, that must be hell. Good thing my mom is gay. But on the negative side, she insults any guys I like.  |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | HavingAGreenDay: I didn't know your mom is gay. *Is slightly shocked and doesn't even know why* |
| HavingAGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5699 | Yup, it's true.  The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | HavingAGreenDay: But sometimes it does though. Take me as an example. Though the other day I was talking about it with Dani(IC) and there's this generational gap. My grandma is racist and homophobic (  ), my mom is homophobic, my sister (almost 33 years old) is neither of those, I'm bi. |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 | *Clears throat and stands on table* I have an announcement to do! Before your eyes, the Jesus of Suburbia!  |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 |  |
| HavingAGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 5699 | CristhyneS: Angel face. |
| CristhyneS Jackass Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 1400 |
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