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a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 24th, 2008 at 02:34pm Peardrops: NAKED IANTO. After a while they stumbled across a door that was marked: 'Private'. Being the sneaky Timelords that they are, they decided to ignore the private sign and used The Doctor's sonic screwdriver to explode open the lock. "Fab." Said The Doctor. The door swung open to reveal a very irritated looking, very naked Ianto. The two Timelords hastily made sure to keep their tongues in their mouths and The Doctor coughed, embarressed. "Sorry about that. Didn't realise this room was occupied... Bye!" He made to shut the door, but was stopped by the very naked Ianto. "Do you know how long i've been stuck in here?" The Welshman asked using those gorgeous Welsh tones of his. The Master quirked an eyebrow, rather than raising it. "Long enough for your clothes to disintegrate?" He smirked. Naked Ianto did not look amused. "I am not amused." Stated naked Ianto. "Some stupid BBC executive locked me in here after discovering an MSN conversation discussing my nakedness." He huffed and folded his arms, pouting a little. The Master was a little confused that John Barrowman existed rather than Captain Jack, but decided not to question it since the cement in the fourth wall was still drying. "Hang on." Said The Doctor, pulling a cute little confused face. "If it was just an MSN conversation about you being naked... Why are you ACTUALLY naked now?" Naked Ianto rolled his eyes. "John Barrowman is around." The Doctor nodded, understanding completely. Then another thought struck him. "Wait a minute1" He shouted with a gasp. "The BBC hid you away because of people talking about your nakedness and they've censored things discussing my crotch! What's going on here?!" The Master took a sip from the cup of tea that he had just made. "Obviously the BBC are trying to influence the youth of the country into becoming some sort of celibate society that doesn't discuss sex or taboo topics about cute guys from fictional television shows so that they won't complain when they show more reruns, bullshit programmes like songs of praise or reality shows because they'll be so used to the mundane aspect of everything that it'll just be normal to them." "Obviously." Said The Doctor, a little dazed. "And nice use of alliteration with 'taboo topics' there." Naked Ianto looked confused. "So what you're saying is the BBC are censoring everything a little bit naughty in order to make the boring look normal so they don't have to put any thought into their programming?" The Master nodded. "In theory." He turned to where the camera would be if this was a television programme, the corridor went dark around him. "Just like in America." "Right on." Said naked Ianto, as things returned to normal. "Well anyway. I'm going to go find some clothes and prance around with a cigarette in the hopes that I get photographed and actually mentioned in Torchwood for something that doesn't involve me shagging Captain Jack. Bye!" Naked Ianto skipped off and really it's a wonder people didn't figure out he was gay sooner. oh, that just made my day.
Peardrops Addict Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 11782	April 24th, 2008 at 02:35pm I can send you the finished product if you want
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 24th, 2008 at 02:37pm Peardrops: Jane is Irish, and whenever she teaches us new stuff we have to say it in Irish accents. Why? By the way, my ears prick up whenever Irish is mentioned. Particularly seeing as how both Doctor Who and Torchwood seem virtually unaware of the country's existence. I'd love an episode of Doctor Who set in Ireland.
Peardrops Addict Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 11782	April 24th, 2008 at 02:40pm a-dawg.: Peardrops: Jane is Irish, and whenever she teaches us new stuff we have to say it in Irish accents. Why? By the way, my ears prick up whenever Irish is mentioned. Particularly seeing as how both Doctor Who and Torchwood seem virtually unaware of the country's existence. I'd love an episode of Doctor Who set in Ireland. Because that's how we've learned it! Like Double Indemnity, a film noir we watched.. We got so used to hearing Jane saying "double indemnity" that now we all pronounce it with an Irish accent
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 24th, 2008 at 02:41pm Cheech.: we had an Irish Teacher once, i didnt realise but everytime I replied to her i always put on an Irish Accent. I couldn't help it. I miss Torchwood So. I bought a TW book yesterday =] I begans reading it this morning. =] Omg I love the recent Torchwood books. There's plenty of Janto, particularly in Twilight Streets. Oh, and in Trace Memory. OH AND OMFG. Remember the Slitheen lady's really funny Welsh assistant in Boom Town? HE'S IN TWILIGHT STREETS (As is the Evil Gay, Bilis Manger). AND HE'S GAY AND LOVES JACK.
Peardrops Addict Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 11782	April 24th, 2008 at 02:45pm I wish my college library had the Torchwood books
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 24th, 2008 at 05:19pm I had to trek out to the one shop in Dublin that sells Torchwood stuff and even then I ended up getting one of them on Amazon.
Peardrops Addict Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 11782	April 25th, 2008 at 04:03am Are they cheaper on Amazon?
*muffin_girl* Jackass Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 1066	April 25th, 2008 at 04:00pm I got my TW book that I'm reading from the library... I wanted a book while I waited in the hang out-y bit in the college campus where my friend was (I had already had two lessons got the bus back into town went to school to see if my old head teacher would countersign my passport application met someone... did stuff... went back to the city centre again and borrowed a book.) but they had no TW books either and that one has a waaaaayyyyy bigger library than my campus... so I just went to central library down the road from there. Its called 'another life' and its fuckin complicated though Its like so whos doing what now where when is it real/not ahhhhh!!!! tis still good though.... i think
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 26th, 2008 at 09:47am Peardrops: Are they cheaper on Amazon? Probably, and you won't have to pay postage. Mine worked out roughly the same with £5 postage.
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 26th, 2008 at 09:48am Peardrops: I can send you the finished product if you want Yes please!
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 26th, 2008 at 09:49am Peardrops: a-dawg.: Peardrops: Jane is Irish, and whenever she teaches us new stuff we have to say it in Irish accents. Why? By the way, my ears prick up whenever Irish is mentioned. Particularly seeing as how both Doctor Who and Torchwood seem virtually unaware of the country's existence. I'd love an episode of Doctor Who set in Ireland. Because that's how we've learned it! Like Double Indemnity, a film noir we watched.. We got so used to hearing Jane saying "double indemnity" that now we all pronounce it with an Irish accent What sort of an Irish accent does she have?
Peardrops Addict Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 11782	April 26th, 2008 at 11:34am a-dawg.: Peardrops: a-dawg.: Peardrops: Jane is Irish, and whenever she teaches us new stuff we have to say it in Irish accents. Why? By the way, my ears prick up whenever Irish is mentioned. Particularly seeing as how both Doctor Who and Torchwood seem virtually unaware of the country's existence. I'd love an episode of Doctor Who set in Ireland. Because that's how we've learned it! Like Double Indemnity, a film noir we watched.. We got so used to hearing Jane saying "double indemnity" that now we all pronounce it with an Irish accent What sort of an Irish accent does she have? She's from Northern Ireland, methinks.
Diskoh Falling In Love With The Board Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 8701	April 28th, 2008 at 12:33pm Wow;; Torchwood is very homosexual isn't it?
Peardrops Addict Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 11782	April 28th, 2008 at 02:57pm Diskoh: Wow;; Torchwood is very homosexual isn't it? You only just noticed?
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 30th, 2008 at 09:17am Diskoh: Wow;; Torchwood is very homosexual isn't it? OMFGNOWAI. ITS LYK TTLY STR8 COS JB IS GNA B IN LUV WIT ME K? ITS NOT GAI AT ALL.
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 30th, 2008 at 09:20am Peardrops: a-dawg.: Peardrops: a-dawg.: Peardrops: Jane is Irish, and whenever she teaches us new stuff we have to say it in Irish accents. Why? By the way, my ears prick up whenever Irish is mentioned. Particularly seeing as how both Doctor Who and Torchwood seem virtually unaware of the country's existence. I'd love an episode of Doctor Who set in Ireland. Because that's how we've learned it! Like Double Indemnity, a film noir we watched.. We got so used to hearing Jane saying "double indemnity" that now we all pronounce it with an Irish accent What sort of an Irish accent does she have? She's from Northern Ireland, methinks. I quite like NI accents since I developed a Jimmy Nesbitt obsession. His voice gives me a hard-on. Or it would if I had, you know, a penis. And lol we're doing NI in History class and while my teacher is great, he is like wayyyy biased.
Peardrops Addict Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 11782	April 30th, 2008 at 09:25am Aren't teachers supposed to be like.. not biased?
a-dawg. Falling In Love With The Board Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7070	April 30th, 2008 at 04:31pm Peardrops: Aren't teachers supposed to be like.. not biased? You haven't met this guy. There used to be rumours going around that he was ex-IRA
Peardrops Addict Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 11782	April 30th, 2008 at 04:41pm a-dawg.: Peardrops: Aren't teachers supposed to be like.. not biased? You haven't met this guy. There used to be rumours going around that he was ex-IRA Omg really? Does he wear a suit and sunglasses and stand with his legs slightly apart and his arms folded over his chest? Wow, that would be fab.

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