Ask Armstrong!

Dear Dreamer, you should find something you enjoy like art, and draw what you see to help you seperate the real world from your imagination.
BJA
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Dear Billie, do you think I should wait the legal age for sex? Or do it 2 or 3 years early?


Love, horominal stressed child

Dear Hormonal Stressed Child,

I seriously think you should wait until your 18 or even until your married to have sex. Number 1, YOU'RE ONLY TEN, YOU SHOULD BE THINKING ABOUT THIS STUFF ANYWAYS. Number 2, You're not mature yet. You couldn't handle a baby or a STD. And number 3, You can go to sex shops at this age so you couldn't buy any creams or oils to make the experience sexier.

So just wait.

Yours Truly,
Dr. McArmstrong

Dear Billie,
So, do you really like Harry Potter? If so, what would you boggart take the form of and what would your patronus be? And what house are you in and would you join the DA?

Has A Dark Mark,
Slytherin Girl

Dear Slytherin Girl,

I don't like Harry Potter sry2say but once I did and I got so excited to read my first Harry Potter book. I read the first 8 pages and threw the book down and said"I don't understand any of these fuckin' words!" I never read another word of that book ever again.

Love,
Billie Joe Armstrong
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Dear Billie

Im playing Tony Hawk American Wasteland and I'm playing YOU! How cool is that?

Sinceraly,
Tony Hawk

Dear Tony Hawk,
Very cool indeed. Hey, I'm playing Tony Hawk's American Wasteland and I'm playing YOU! How cool is THAT?

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Dear Billie Joe Sir,
What are you dressing up as fer Halloween?
I need ideas.
And I KNOW it's only July, but I need to get a head start on things.

Love,

A. Person

Dear A. Person,

I'm going as Billie Joe Armstrong.

Your Love,
Billie Joe Armstrong
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Dear Billie,

Why is St. Dude St. Jimmy's long lost brother?

Sincerly,
St. Dude

Dear St. Dude,

That's hard to say. I think it has something to do with ducks.

Love,
BJ

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Dear Billie,

I've noticed I actually like some rap music. What do you think of it?

Love, Saz

Dear Saz,

Than I shall record some rap music!! I'll send you a demo in ... 9305 days.

your love,
Billie Joe Armstrong
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Dear Billie,

I need a question to ask you but I can't think of anything. What should I do?

Sincerly,
Mr. Cantthinkofanything

To Mr.Cantthinkofanything.

I can't think of an answer.....what should Ido?

Much love.
Billie Joe....

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Dear Billie.

I wanna break up with my boyfriend because he is a right dick to me and my friends. How can i do this in the nicest possible way while being mean and sarcastic?

From
ConfusedDotCom

Dear Billie Joe,
This may sound really odd but im just gonna come out and say it, im starting high school in the fall and i already have the otha studdents comeing up from behind me and saying "hey catie, are u emo cuz u look emo? can i see ur scarres cuzz ur emo?"
and i already have a girl who hates me who never met me.
how do I not get voted biggest freak in the year book?

-biggest freak of ssvt

Dear ConfusedDotCom,

If he's a dick to you and your friends, you should dump him right away
You don't deserve his ass hole-ness, nor do your friends.
If it makes it any easier, you can send him a long message on aim, or some instant messenging thing, or myspace.
Tell it straight out.
"It was a good time being your girlfriend. But frankly, I'm not too pleased with your attitude and behavior towards my friends and myself. So, I'd like to say it's over."
Or something along those lines.
Make sure you add the reason.

Love,
Billie Joe Armstrong.


[Might as well answer this one, too...]


Dear Biggest Freak of SSVT,

You need to stop caring what people think of you.
Here is a quote that might help:
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
And if that doesn't help, take being a "freak" into welcoming arms, and take it as a compliment!
Not everyone in this world is going to love you.
Do you think that when I was in school, everybody loved me?
Don't make a big deal out of anything and you'll be fine.

Love,
Billie Joe Armstrong.


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Dear BJA,

Am I going insane?
I have this boyfriend.
And one moment, I will be completely uninterested in him and not in the mood to talk to him.
Then the next thing you know, I want to be with him at the moment.
One moment I'll want to dump him,
But then the next, I don't.
Help? O_O

Love,
Troubled Feelings.

Dear Troubled Feelings.

I have the exact same feelings! one minute you want to strangle them next minute you want to hug them. Think hard as to why you want to dump him...and then think about why you don't. Weigh out the reasons. If you want to dump him something isn't right. Its also not fair on him being loved one moment and then chucked to the side the next...he is male...we get confused easily.

So do what you think is right. Hope this helps

LOVE
Billie Joe Armstrong

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Dear Billie.

Im confused..I answered a question but don't have one to ask....what do I do?

Love
Your Spider Pig


BTW Thank yooou Comic Tragedy

Dear Spider Pig [btw, your welcome!],

Well, look around.
See if a question strikes your mind.
Just anything random.
For example: how does a mime orgasm?
Or, why is the sky blue?
Anything you're curious about?
Ask about it!

Love,
Billie Joe Armstrong.

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Dear Billie Joe Armstrong,

How would a mime be able to orgasm?

Love,
Troubled Feelings.

Dear Troubled Feelings,

I'm sure a mime would have no problem orgasming...as long as he did it silently of course! Other than that, he's good to go!

Sincerely,
Billie Joe

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Dear Billie,

I don't know weather to ask you something serious or something silly, so I'll do both. Question A, what do you feel a store like Toys R Us would pay a 16 year old?( full time and in English currency, please!)

Question B....where did I leave my mind?

Regards,
Mindless and job hunting

j

dear mindless,

they would probably just pay u mimumum wage

billie.


dear billie joe,


how long is your penis?

Dear No Name

.....Too long for you, Darling.

Heart,
Billie Joe


Dear Billie Joe,

If You could sleep with a frontman from any other band in Rock, who would it be and why?

Love,
bubbletoes

Dear Bubbletoes,

Hmm...I'm not sure, but there is one drummer I'd sleep with...again.

Love,
Billie Joe

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Dear Billie,

Who do you think is a better late night talk show host, Conan O'Brien or Jimmy Kimmel?

Sincerely,
The Forever Insomniac

Well, lets just say if I've been on their show then they are the better.

Love, Billie

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To Billie

If someone offered you $10 million to pose naked for playboy would you accept the offer?

dear????

yes. because i am one sexy bitch and everyone should own a picture of my ass.


bj

dear billie joe<

i like to wear high top conversed sneakers.but the tounge on my shoes keeps slipping to the side and under my foot. howw do i prevent this?


lilsneakers

DUCK TAPE

dear billie, my dog is really stupid, can you fix that??