Ask Armstrong!

Dearest whatsyorface,

take him to dog school.

your true love,
Billie Joe Armstrong
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Dear Billie,

why do you have to be so awsome?

sincerly,
Uranus Dickcock

Dear Uranus Dickcock,

I am awesome because I don't use pseudonyms like 'Uranus Dickcock'

Billie.

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Dear BJ,

How am I going to survive 6 weeks without wages?!

Yours lovingly,

Chubb-lover.

Dear Chubb-lover,

Ramen my friend, ramen.

Yours Truly,
Billie.
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Dear Billie,

A girl I know has gone CRAZY. She thinks her boyfriend knows you and says thay she'll move into you house when she's 18 and how she wants to kill Adie or something to marry you. She is always trying to make me jealous what should I do? Should I let her believe the fucked up lies or Talk some sense into her?

Much Respect and Love,
Sick of Nut-jobs.

Dear Sick,

To be honest...that creeps me out a little. Maybe you should talk to her and try to make her understand that you're not as stupid as she obviously thinks. Perhaps you should just stay away from her in general. However, if she's serious about killing my wife, telling the school counsellor or someone would be a safe option.

Cheers and fears,
Billie

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Dear Billie,

I know you're a dropout, so asking you would be odd, but you're a dad so....yeah. I've been rather stressed lately. Work is piling up on me like snow on the Alps and I barely have time to write anymore and I have to start studying for my SATs. Do you have any tips to help me balance my time?

Love,
llskjflsdkfjsldkj3434irwjlDSGLKSJFGLFKJ I HATE SCHOOL!!!!

To a whole load of random numbers and letters

Ever wonder what the reasons were i dropped out?

Since that wont help at all, how about you plan your time instead of letting it invade your free time

Love Billie

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To Billie

Would you rather marry Mike or Tre?

from ooh look a beef sandwich

dear ooh look a beef sandwich
both i plan on being a poligamist i have my wife and my two hubbies tre and mike.
love billie
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dear Billie
I am falling for this guy and i'm scared that if I tell him it'll ruin our friendship
help please
from
friend or foe

Dear friend or foe:
You need to tell him maybe things change for good!!
GOOD LUCK!!

Dear Billie:
I'm in a ew group in my school. I have no friends...and I'm really sad!!
What I should do?

Love...Crixa

Dear Crixa, [nice name by the way]

Just be yourself and fuck what everybody else thinks of you, and you will eventually have friends. In the mean time, just be who you are. Well, always be who you are.

Love, Billie Joe

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Dear Billie Joe,

Everywhere I look there's a couple. Turn. Couple. Turn. Couple. Under my bed. Couple! Everywhere I look, people are in love. Except for me. I feel like total crap. What should I do?

Love, Dr.Kelli

Dear: Dr. Kelli

You need to look 4 love may be it´s right infront you!!!...and once somebody told me: "Just be who you are" always so..take action!!!

love Billie J.A

(Thanx 4 the advice!!! you really help me!!)
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Dear Billie:
I'm in love with one of my best friends and I'm really scared because he likes one girl and maybe she likes him too ...What I should do?
LOVE: Crixa

Dear: Crixa
Try talking to them and see how they really feel. And maybe even drop a hint to him, but nothing too strong and see how he responds. Don't worry there may still be hope for you yet.
I felt this way many times with Adrienne. and look at us! hang in there,

with love, Billie

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Dear Billie,

I write song lyrics for my band, but lately I've been feeling really crappy and doubtful of my friendships, and am afraid to see what happens if I write down my feelings, so I sorta have writers block. what should I do?

-girlwiththeLesPaul

Dear girlwiththeLesPaul,
I think you should just write about your feelings. if you are worriedto write about your feelings, then maybe you could make the song sound more annominous, so it is not obviously about one person. also, if you have writer's block. try going for a good long walk. that always helps me!

Good Luck!
Billie Joe Armstrong

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Dear Billie,
I really enjoy acting, and i hear i am good at it. However, my school only does musicals. Last year, i tried out and i had to be in the ensamble. This makes me think a i am a bad singer or something. Now i am afraid to try out this year, because i want an actual role. What do i do?
- Hopeless Actress

dear actress,

your heart will drive you to what you have to do. if you think about something, do it! don't htink about what thing the others, because it's you, your life!

your lovely billie

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dear billie,

i hate something, but i don't know if stop it or not, because i'm afraid....

your fan
vale

dear fan,

if you hate something pretend it dosent exist...

bj


daer billie joe,
are you cool with useing condoms or should i take birth control?

love,
IWANTYOURBEEF!

dear girl,

i think you have to use condoms....

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dear bj ,

i have a problem: i don't want to see some people... but i have to

what can i do?


your faithfully, vale

dear vale,
dont worry. i know sombody who hates they're gradparents. it may be hard, but try to git it over with.

bj


dear billie joe,
i recently found out that you are verry sexy. no whenever i see your picture i get very wet. what should i do?

wet pantys

Dear Wet Panties,

Get diapers.

Whatever's left of my regards, Billie Joe

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Dear Billie,

Have you ever tried the Bullwinkle? I have.

Love, Tre Cool

Tre,

Stop being an ass, man. You know full well how awkard it was when Adrienne caught us that night. Seriously, enough is enough.

Love,
Billie.

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Dear Billie Joe,

I have a lot of schoolwork these days and I find myself drinking coffee to keep awake at night. How bad is that for me? I mean...getting addicted to caffiene isn't that bad is it?

Love,
Worried Student.

Dear Worried Student,

Coffe isn't really that bad, and if your really tierd, and you stay up all night, caffiene is needed, so just keep up what your doing.

Love, Billie Joe
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Dear Billie Joe,

Well recintly I told this guy I liked him with a note, and now he wont even look at me. I really want to know if he likes me back, what should I do??

- Confused

dear confused,

maybe he's shy... why don't you ask him personally? maybe with words all this get more clear
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dead bj,
i have this friend who use me a lot, but i don't want to let him go
what should i do?

vale

Dear Vale,
I know it's hard, but unless your friend is really worth it, you have to let him go, ethier that or you can always just talk to him one on one about how you feel-

Love, Billie Joe

*Thanks for the advise*
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Dear Billie Joe,
I have this friend who lies sometimes, my problem is that I never know if she's telling the truth! What should I do?

-Lied to