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Drummergirl:

dear Billie joe,
Boy's and girls at school like to make fun of me for being punk and liking your music
i need your opinion on
should i kick them in the nuts
or punch them in the face.

LOVE, KC

I'd say, do both..its even more effective then

dear Billie Joe
I dont know what I should buy for my boyfriend for christmas? any suggestions?

Get him stripped socks or a crocodile!!!
I would love that!
BJ

Dear Billie Joe
I need a manicure, would you please help me with it?
<3 Me.

home =)
BJ

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Dear Billie Joe
what do you think of the corn stalk monster?

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MJLS:

Dear Billie Joe
what do you think of the corn stalk monster?

Hold on..

Okay umm..

Firstly, what the fuck is the corn stalk monster?!

Yours,

A confused and bewildered BJ.

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Secondly,

George Bush obv., possibly also Gary Barlow, although he isn't American, he's a dick! XD

Also.. FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES AND ASK A QUESTION AS WELL AS ANSWERING ONE!!


Billie.

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Dear Billie Joe,

I need a bigger monitor, but I can't afford to buy one. How am I gonna maximise your tiny little ass so I can see more of it?

Yours,

Mini-man hunter.

bjtp:

Hold on..

Okay umm..

Firstly, what the fuck is the corn stalk monster?!

Yours,

A confused and bewildered BJ.

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Secondly,

George Bush obv., possibly also Gary Barlow, although he isn't American, he's a dick! XD

Also.. FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES AND ASK A QUESTION AS WELL AS ANSWERING ONE!!


Billie.

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Dear Billie Joe,

I need a bigger monitor, but I can't afford to buy one. How am I gonna maximise your tiny little ass so I can see more of it?

Yours,

Mini-man hunter.

Dear mini-man hunter
try getting paid by mowing lawns or crap for people in ur neighbor hood
then see if u can get a bigger monitor to stare at my ass



Dear Billie

im so fucking obsessed w/you that everyone makes fun of me sometimes
is it ok to punch them in the face

Dear emilytx,

It is absolutely not okay to punch anyone in the face. I admit I wasn't exactly the most well-behaved teenager ever, but violence is never and will never be the answer. If there are people who can't understand that you love and are passionate about something (like me!) then that's their problem. If they start to hit you, then its okay to defend yourself. But I honestly doubt you'll get beat up for loving me. After all, everyone loves me.

Love,
Billie Joe.

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Dear Billie Joe,

Is it a good idea to continue wearing blue nail polish? Because everyone thinks I've smeared ink on my finernails or something.

From,
Polished.

Dear polished

dont let people tell u how ur style should be if ur style has to do with blue nail polish then wear blue nail polish but if ur style is punk,emo,goth. try black it fits those styles most
From the one and only : Billie

Dear billie

my friends called u a gay fag just cuz u wear eyeliner what can i do to make them stop

from pissed off

dear pissed off
let them look into my BEAUTIFUL green eyes and they wont be able to resist my pure man goodness that I am...gay fag or not

xoxo Billie Joe...

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dear billie joe..
do you think if youre an artist you will get laid??

Dear MJLS,

Sure. Some people are willing to sleep with anyone. But honestly, if you're going to be an artist do it because you love the art. Sex isn't a reason to get into it.

Love,
Billie.

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Dear Billie Joe,

I've been trying really hard to start a band. I've written a lot of songs and I'm taking guitar lessons. But I'm facing a huge problem: I can't find anyone who wants to be in the band. My friend offered to drum, but she quit drum lessons and she's not exactly reliable. Any advice?

From,
Heartache to Sing

Dear Heartache to Sing,

Maybe you should check out your local music scene. I bet there'll be people like yourself on the lookout for others to play with. And try to work out just how serious your friend is about forming a band. After all, she offered.
I'll be waiting for your demo, good luck!

Billie Joe

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Dear Billie Joe,

For the past few weeks I've been getting urges to write more on my stories. Only when I settle myself to get started I loose all urge and inspiration and I don't know what to do. I think I have a writer's block. Any advice to get me back to writing?

Love from a frustrated amateur artist

Dear frustrated amateur artist:

Don't force it. I would suggest you carry a notebook with you at all times. You don't have to write a masterpiece every time you open it just whatever strikes your fancy at the moment. Don't rip out pages, either... those pages you end up hating may inspire something in the future. Also, I would recommend keeping your vocabulary skills top notch. The last thing you need on your quest for inspiration is to not know the words to express yourself. Plus... spend more time with people who really know you well... they tend to bring some things into light.

-Billie Joe

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Dearest Billie Joe:

Outside of making music, what are some of your more favorite things to do? Hobbies?

dear?
Adeline street keeps me plenty bizzy.
bj

dear billie,
i may have a teeny obsession with finding out what your dick looks like. what should i do?

dick..... yeah...

Dear Whoever you are,

Look it up on Google. xD Whoot for that damn Google.

Love, Billie




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Dear Billie Joe,

I wanna know if you'd kiss me. ^^ Just a peck.

Love you,
Adeline

Dear Adeline,

I wouldn't. Let me tell you a story....a long time ago, I was arrested for driving drunk and got taken to the police station. This is like that. Only this is worse than driving drunk. Way worse.

Love you too (but not that much),
Billie Joe

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Dear Billie Joe,

I have serious issues with organizing myself. My school papers are all over the place. My pens burst in my pocket and all my uniform skirts are stained with blue and black. And my binders look like they were attacked by hyenas. Any tips that could help me?

From,
A Mess

Dear A Mess,

Two words for you dear. FUCK SCHOOL.

Much love,
BJ

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Dear Billie,

Nobody really seems to like me these days. I mean, everyone seems to ignore me. I have no boyfriend, and I've only had one in my life, and he left me for another girl. Really, the only thing I have to depend on is you (and by you, I mean Green Day, Pinhead Gunpowder, The Network, Foxboro Hot Tubs, etc.). What do you think I should do?

From,
All alone and hopeless

Dear Hopeless,

When you've lost all hope and excuses, you gotta hold on to yourself. . What you can do is try talking to your friends or try reconnecting with friends from the past. If your boyfriend left you, he's obviously a jerk. And if no one likes you for the person you are, fuck them. If all fails, there's always music and good books.

Keep hoping,
Bille Joe.

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Dear Billie Joe,

I have procrastination issues. Serious ones. Do you have any tips that can get me off my lazy ass?

From,
I'll write my name later.

dear i write my name later
try doing the things you need to do while listening to our cds
-BJ
dear billie,
why cant i think of any question
-i wbj

i worship billie joe:

dear i write my name later
try doing the things you need to do while listening to our cds
-BJ
dear billie,
why cant i think of any question
-i wbj

Dear i wbj,
A lot of people can't. It seems that when it comes time to ask me questions, people tend to forget what they want to ask me.

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Dear Billie,

My ex boyfriend asked me to take him back after he dumped me. He's lied to me before, and I don't know what to do.

Love,
Tulve