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Dear Sky,
I think you should purposely start a conversation with someone that involves them asking you questions, and during the answer just suddenly stop and act confused. When they are waiting for the answer, make sure they know you forgot the question.

repaeat it until they finally get it; you need to see if you have ADD.

-Billie.

PS. OCD is a good thing.....as long as its OCGDD.


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Dear Billie,
I can't stop thinking or talking about you. I think it may become a major problem because it pisses the f*ck out of my family and friends. They get so annoyed with me. What should I do?
-Ky

Dear Ky,
I have this fan, Skylar, with the same problem. as soon as she says the word Billie, everyone screams shut up, even if she's talking about another Billie. As far as I know, the only cure for OCBJAD (obsesive compulsive Billie Joe Armstrong disorder) is to keep it to yourself or find someone else to be obsessed with. Sorry, that's the best advice I have.
Sincerely,
Billie
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Dear Billie Joe,
I always go off topic and it usually ends up as a rant. Some things just make me think of other things, and then I go on and on "about nothing and everything all at once" and it's really hard for people to follow. I think it goes hand-in-hand with the ADD thing. Usually the song that best describes how I'm feeling is Basket Case, and the best sub-song is Dearly Beloved. So what I want to know is, "Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned?" "Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?" "Am I demented or am I disturbed?"
You get the idea. Am I crazy? Stressed? Depressed? Do I really have a mental disorder? What the hell is wrong with me???
Yours forever,
Skylar

Dear Skylar,
I think you should find someone to talk to that won't mind your rants. Like someone that will talk/ rant aong with you. Or possibly maybe even going to a counselor. ???
_Billie

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Dear Billie,
There's rumors going around that my idol (50 Cent) dislikes Green Day. It's very weird because I like Green Day, but I love 50 Cent. Also, my step sister is obsessed with Green Day and I am obsessed with 50. I'm nervous for if things get weird between me and Kylee.
Do you think this is a problem?

Love,
Ashley

Dear Ashley
not really its normal may i suggest compromising
love, BJ
Dear BJ
my friend wont stop calling me even after im mean to her help- worship

Dear Worshipper,
Tell your friend you do not want to talk to her. Or avoid her calls.

Dear Billie,
I need advice.
Whats something that can help me stop thinking about you constantly?

love,
Kylee

Dear Kylee,
I really think you should try to find someone else to obsess over. You have bad taste. I'm not really that hot. Okay, so I am. I am a fucking punk god. But remember: I'm married to Adie. Try getting a boyfriend/girlfriend, and if you already have one I can't help you out. Sorry.
Sincerely,
Billie Joe.
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Dear Billie Joe,
People keep asking me out, but they're really not my type. I have absolutely no idea what part of me they could ever possibly like. I'm mean, cold, distant, agressive, psychotic, jaded, flat, a loner, slightly vampiric... There's a million+ things that are wrong with me. I don't know what anyone could possibly see in a girl like me, but they keep coming back and there's just more and more.
But the guy that I (and my friend) like (who happens to have a crazy girlfriend) I am sure that he only likes me as a sometime-friend.
So what I want to know is this: A) What do these wierdos see in me? and B) Will me and this guy I like ever be more than "sometime friends?" How can I get him to like me?

Yours forever,
Skylar

PS he's been wanting to end it with his girlfriend but she said she'd kill him and any girl she thought he might like if he tried.

Dear Sky,
I think the people who like you don't see those things in you. I'm sure they see other things, and don't see those characteristics in you at all.
A: I'm sure they see a fun person with an awesome personality.
B: Best advice I can give is act like you dn't like him. Act like you only want to be friends. TRUST ME. It works everytime.
love,
Billie

PS> I'm sure she wouldn't really kill or hurt him or his next "significant other". That's retarded.


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Dear Billie,
Thanks for your advice. I mean I know you wouldn't end up with me anyway. I'm not good enough for you.

But I do seem to be having problems with sme things. I think I may be falling for someone that doesn't even know I like her. I mean she's so beautiful and she's always being hurt by people. I hate it. I mean we're good enough friends so its okay. and se knows I am bi and se said tha if she was ever to go out with a chick, one would be me.
...But then there's my ex bf who is also my best friend. I act liek I don't want him back, and that I only like him as a friend so tat makes him want me back. But he just won't ask me out for some reason and I think it's cuz he thinks I DONT want him.

But I am so confused.

Help?
Love,
Kylee.

Dear Kylee,
First of all, it's not like you're not good enough. That's just fucking stupid. You just don't happen to be the girl for me. Besides, I'm like 3x your age.
Second, maybe you should see how she feels about you and give it time to determine whether or not you really love her. Then if it ends up you really do love her, you should tell her how you feel. It might be a little awkward at first, but if she's really the one for you it'll all work out eventually. But first you HAVE TO make sure that you are really meant for each other. Don't rush into things and jump to conclusions. You're 14, it's normal to be confused over whether or not you really like someone. As for your ex, just talk to him.
Sincerely,
Billie Joe.
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Dear Billie Joe,
I don't know how to feel right now. I'm in a band, and we're trying to be famous, but I don't know if I really want to sell myself to the public. I'm going to be 13 in a few days, but the closer it gets the more depresing it gets. When I write a song or poem about how I'm feeling it usually uses the words insanity and depression or makes me sound insane and depressed. My family pretty much hates me, my friends avoid me, and I'm being pushed around by an 8 year old because if I don't let her walk all over me I'll be in more trouble than if I killied my neighbor, because everyone always takes her side. And the vampiric thoughts won't go away!!! They lessen from time to time, but they're always there. Help me! I'm so confused!!!
Yours forever,
Skylar

P.S. I'm sorry I have so many problems and I keep coming here with them.

Dear Sky,
I don't think anyone can really just be famous like that. There are so many bands today that wish/ want to be famous also. But the best thing I can say is, maybe tell more people about your band. Make a myspace for it so they can hear and spread it around to their friends...etc.
I don't think your family HATES you. I'm just sure they aren't into the stuff you are and dont really understand yet. They will.
But I've wrote some songs about some weird stuff too, but some ended up being people's favorites. Like Brain Stew, or Geek Stink Breath, even.

as for your vampire stuff......try reading Twilight (or whatever the hell that is) and get lost in the book and maybe it will fade..?

Love,
Billie.


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Dear Billie,
Again, thanks for the advice. I'd also like to say: 1. I know you are 36, and that would be odd anyway. 2. To be honest, I don't think anyone is good enough for you, but then again I think I may be obsessed with you.

ANYWAY.

Me and my friend haven't been able to see eachother cuz her mom is a fucking pyscho bitch, and grounded her all summer (mostly cuz she hates me so bad). So we started writing notes, and everytime she takes out the trash, she hides the note somewhere ony I know.
Well the other day her mom yelled at me to stop coming by her house, which I don't care what she says. Besides the sidewalk and playground is right in front of their house. But I haven't been able to see if she wrote back, but i'm nervous cuz I don't want her to think I hate her or am avoiding her.

-Ky

Dear Ky,
Maybe you should send someone you really trust to assasinate her mom... I mean, get the note for you. Or, sneak out when they're not home or they're all asleep and get the note then.
Love,
Billie
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Dear Billie,
Actually, the vampire thing started with me getting into Twilight.
But anyways, I have another problem. Again, sorry, but I'm really messed up right now. So, my mom's making me clean my room, but there's not enough room for my stuff. I've run out of shelf space, room under the bed, drawer space, and closet space. Toy box space, too. And alot of this stuff is really important to me, so I don't want to get rid of it. I already threw out all the stuff I don't need, but I do alot of poetry and songwriting and painting and drawing, and that takes up most of my space. The same goes for my clothes that she won't let me get rid of that I would never wear and my shoes and stuffed animals. But the worst space taker is my books and my art, which just happens to be my favorite Things!!! How can I clean my room without getting rid of my special stuff?

Yours forever,
Skylar

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Dear Billie :
Why are yo SO HOT? :$
Call me!! 1155263478 =P

Brat.X From Argentina ^^

I LOVE you Billie

Dear whatever,
Here's the rules of this thread:
You ANSWER THE PREVIOUS PERSON'S QUESTIONS as if you were me.
THEN you ASK YOUR QUESTION.
Yours,
Billie
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Dear Billie,
You know the question I asked before this random person came and messed up the thread by being an idiot? That's my question. Help!
Yours forever,
Skylar

Dear Skylar,
What I would do is put everything I know for a fact I want kept in a certian place so they won't get thrown.

-Billie


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Dear Billie,
Okay so I know I'm guna sound very selfish, but m step sister keeps playing my video games when I ask her not to.
I mean I'm gone when she plays hem
sometimes she doesn't ask...well mostly.
On the Sims she made her and 50 cent while I was gone and I said she couldn't.
Or she makes profiles on Guitar Hero or Tony Hawk that ends up deleting mine.
I don't want to get mad at her, but...ho should I tell her no?
I have the hardest time telling ppl no.

Love,
Kylee

Dear Kylee,
Just hide yur videogames. Hide them somewhere she'd never think to look in a million years.
Just make sure you remember the place later.
Love,
Billie
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Dear Billie,
That 8 year old stopped being a tattle tale, but she's here EVERY DAY. I REALLY don't wana hang out with her, but my parents are making me. And now I have to invite her to my birthday party, and she's gonna be all obnoxious and make it all about her and ear everything and suck up all the fun. What should I do???
Yours forever,
Skylar

PS happy 4th of July!!!

Skylar,
when/ if you're hanging with her, just be really obnoxious (but not stuff that will get you into trouble) and so cheesy that she will even get annoyed.
maybe go to her hose so much she'll get sick of you!

the ever so sexy and bangalicious,
Billie.



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Dear Billie,
Okay so both my dad's think everything I am going through is a phase.
my one dad, Jeff thinks that me being bi is a phase, but i've liked girls since i've likes boys. He also thinks all this Green Day "stuff" will pass and its all bs. ((grrr))
and my REAL dad, Jeremy isn't talking to me because I posted a bulletin on myspace he didn't approve of, I have a mohawk, and appearently dressing punk/skater/emo/rocker is not accepted in his family.
But I love his family...but I don't dare talk to them cuz what if he's been talking shit on me to them?

((so those were pretty much 2 problems in one))

Thanks.

Okay, so obviously both dads are morons. For Jeff, just make out with a random girl and a random guy every time he's around. Also, act even more Green Day obsessed around him so he leaves you alone. Or just ignore him.
As for your other dad, Jeremy, who gives a fuck what he thinks? Just go see his family. Tell them the stuff about him that he doesn't want them to know.
Love,
BJ
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Dear Billie,
My mom's making me swim even though I don't want to all because that annoying 8 year old wants to swim and now I have to watch my brother so he doesn't drown. It's so annoying! Nothing I do is good enough for that woman!
Love,
Skylar

dear skylar
just tell her you dont like the water
billie

dear billie
why im i tired all the time?
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Dear :
Maybe you should sleep more.
BJ
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Dear Billie,
My life is so messed up right now. That annoying 8 year old I told you about wants to SLEEP OVER TONIGHT!!! And she's coming to my birthday party! Help me help her out the door!
Yours forever,
Skylar

Skylar,
have you tried just talking to your mom? I mean that kid sounds very annoying. But if she does sleep over, then simply fall alseep way early or wait til she falls asleep so you can do whatever you want without her.

Love, Beelie Jay Armstrong (lol idk)

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Dear Billie,
so it's my dad's weekend but for some reason I am in a mood to do something. I don't know what but...just something. I am hardly in the mood to do stuff but right now I am. But I don't want to bug my dad or his gf.
idk.

Love You Always,
Kylee.