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dear big eater
insead of eating food, eat photos of me im very yummy
lots of love BJ

dear billie joe, i still need tickets for one of the nights that i am seeing you, im planning on buying them on ebay but i dont have any money, what do you suggest i do?
love maddie

Dear Maddie

why dont you win them?

BJ

Dear BJ
My mother always picks boyfriends i dont like
What should i do?
Hannah

Dear hannah

Forget your mother its your life live it how you want

Dear Billie
I failed my driving test again (5th time) what should i do?

Ollie xx

Dear Ollie

3 words - study and listen

BJ

Dear BJ
All the guys I seem to want to go out with are 30 and over but my mother says that they are tooooooooooo old for me
What should i do?
Hannah

Dear Hannah,
Listen to your mother. It may not seem like it but most of the time she'll know what she's talking about.
BJ

Dear BJ
Do you have any good singing tips? Like how to get your voice properly warmed up?
~J-Lee

Dear Jlee,

Sing some scales, drink warm honex with water and lemon.
Hope this helps, BJ

Dear BJ,

I want to go to art and music college but my parents are against it saying i wont get a proper career. What do you suggest?

Ollie x

Dear Ollie,
It's your life not your parents so screw them and do whatever the fuck you want!

B.J

Dear Billie,
i really want to get my lip pierced, but im afraid my dad will kick me out if i get it. What should i do?
Jess

[ok so I've never done this before, hope I've got the right idea hah] D:

Dear Jess

Talk it through with him and see what he says. If he says no, go out and do it anyway! Piercings arn't permement, remember I took out my nose one years ago.

Good luck!

BJ

Dear Billie

I entered the competition to meet you, Mike and Tré in the UK and I'm desperate to win and feel like I wholeheartedly deserve it after being a massive fan for around 6 years, but realise thousands and probably more have entered [and deserve it, too]. I probably shouldn't but I can't stop thinking about what it'd be like. I know I don't really have a hope in Hell but what shall I do until the 1st? [thats when the winners are announced.]

Thanx, "all my love"

Rosie <3

Dear Rosie
Just keep your fingers crossed. trust me we want to meet our fans just as much as they want to meet us. so hopefully we get to meet you sometime.

Dear BJ
I just recently got my nose pierced ( it hurt like a MF btw) and i want to get another piercing but i dont know what to get, any ideas?
thanks a million
TJ

Dear TJ

That's awesome you got you're nose pierced! (but I'm sorry to hear it hurt alot - when I got a ring, mine did, too). Have a look at the range of piercings where you got your nose done or have a look online on whats avaliable. Also, look at what others are saying on piercing forums online and see what suits you best.

Hope this helps!

BJ

Dear BJ

Have you ever considered having your hair red again? Or maybe black with wee red flecks? Mine's been pillar box red since I left school and I think it looked awesome on you!

Thanx

Rosie

Dear Rosie.

Of course it looked awesome on me! Everything does Unfortunatley, I have just purchased a cream white suit, which i can't bring myself to take off. I do not wish to resemble a tampon. So no red hair until I eventually spill gravy down my suit & Adie makes me wash it. 0_o

Regards, Billie Joe.

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Dear Billie

What are your thoughts on Ewan McGregor? Hot Scot God? Or washed up like a sponge in a sink?

Melv.

Dear Melv

You said it right there, "Hot Scot God". He's pretty darn sexy, I dig him. We obviously share the same taste in men!

All the best,

BJ

[by the way, off topic but I love your signature - Over 9000 is an awesome meme ]

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Dear BJ

Before you left school, the exams that you did, if you don't mind me asking, how well did you do in them and what was your attitude towards them? I've got my last 3 of 6 next week and I'm really anxious D:

Thanx

Rosie

((Meep. Hard one to answer!))

Dear Rosie,
I honestly can't remember my results.
But if you revise and relax and you should be fine.
Hope I helped you.
Billie!

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Dear Billie,
I loved it when you had blue hair. Do you think it's a good idea for me to dye it blue? (My hair's shoulder length and Hayley Williams-ish in style. It's also light brown) Or should I dye it black and blue instead?

Hari!

Dear Hairi,
Seems every one loved my hair blue.... maybe you should start out with a basic just blue then work up to blue and black, like keep maybe just blue for a month then add the black.
Billie Joe
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Dear Billie,
i'm having an issue with bing called a poser because i like you guys, people are saying that i never liked green day untill this year (which is a lie because i have wrone THE HELL out of my green day tee-shirt i've had since 5th grade) what shouls i tell them?

Love
St.Jimmy

Hey Jimmy
Honestly tell them its pathetic that there spending so much time on you, (no offense) tell them you didnt know you were that important. see what they say. dont worry about it. its stupid i know shrug it off. unless it violent i wouldnt worry about it.
Billie

Dear Billie
My good friend is being hassled by this guy. he wont leave her alone. how can i help?

Platypus!:

((Meep. Hard one to answer!))

Dear Rosie,
I honestly can't remember my results.
But if you revise and relax and you should be fine.
Hope I helped you.
Billie!

Thanks, that was a difficult one D: ma bad.

Dear Suicide-Makeover [you didn't disclose your name D:]

Is he nice? If not and if he's a pain in the ass you both need to show signs and tell him as kindly as you can that you're not a fan of him. Hopefully he'll go away sooner or later.

Hope this helps! Good luck, gotta hate taggers..

-BJ

Dear Billie

I turn 18 in Aug [hate being a baby >.<] and I seem to be the only one who's really quite worried and thinks about it alot as you're basically an adult when your 18. Is it normal to feel this way?

Thanx. <3

-Rosie

Dear Dannie
Save your $ trust me you cant get it anywhere for 3$. Ive tried. try asking if you can go halvsies on it. good luck

Dear Billie
I am in drama with this really cute and amazing guy. Ive only ever liked him as a friend until we had to do a romantic scene and now i like him for real. no its not just some actor crush...i liike him cause he the sweetest guy ever. only one problem, hes taken and heres the most annoying part she so great! AHHHHHHH Shes like the sweetest girl ever and they are so cute together, but i cant help but like him. i wish i didnt but i do. what do i do? please help.
TJ

TJ-
Hmmm.... maybe if you confront him with your feelings? Tell him how much you like him, and ask if there is anyway that you two can be together. I honestly have no idea, as i have never been in this situation.

I am Terribly Sorry,
Billie Joe


Hey Billie,
I went to this party a little while ago. It was just me and my friend, and a whole bunch of other guys. We got bored and tried to get high off of Axe and Old Spice colonge. I don't think you can actually get high off of that, but i got pretty messed up and i don't really remember much of that night. When it got spread around the school, everyone started calling me Axe Head, because i was 'huffing' Axe. How can i make them stop?
(sorry for the length)
-KayT-bag

Dear KayT-bag

It won't be something to ridicule when it becomes fashionable! Nah I kid, just ignore them and hopefully they'll get bored soon enough.

Happy huffin'

-BJ

Dear Billie,

Other than paracetamol/vicodin, whats your cure to combat headaches? I seem to have lost my packet of painkillers...

Rosie, being a victim of my symptom
<3.