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ThisIsGreenDay
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ThisIsGreenDay
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Mibba
August 11th, 2009 at 11:27pm
ed westwick is sex:
Dear BJ
How big do you like womens boobs to be?
Elle
Dear Elle,
Big enough to fit nicely in my hands.
Your truly, Billie

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Dear Billie,
I'm surrounded by a pack of wolves. What should I do?
From, About To Be Dinner
Gloria.
Geek
Gloria.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 347
August 11th, 2009 at 11:51pm
Run
Billie


Dear Billie,
What colour should i paint my room? its a small room..
Colourless
ThisIsGreenDay
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Mibba
August 12th, 2009 at 12:16am
Dear Colourless,
Every color. At the very least it will mess with your parents' heads.
Billie

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Dear Billie,
Who put the 'bop' in the bop-shoo-op-shoo-op, who put the 'ram' in the rama-lama-ding-dong?
- Stuck in the 1950s
Gloria.
Geek
Gloria.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 347
August 12th, 2009 at 01:08am
Dear SIT1950s,
I did, obviously.
Billie♄
ahhh...doing great things even before his time Rolling Eyes

Dear Billy Jo,
Does it annoy you when people spell your name like that?
xo.Curious
ThisIsGreenDay
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ThisIsGreenDay
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Posts: 6877

Mibba
August 12th, 2009 at 01:27am
Dear Dumbass,
Yes, so why bother doing it yourself?
- Billie

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Dear Billie,
How now brown cow?
- An Avenger
derpina
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derpina
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 5566

Mibba Blog
August 12th, 2009 at 01:54am
Dear Avenger,
How long have you been smoking weed?
Laughing
BJ

Dear BJ
How do you keep your girly figure?
Elle
Sammie
Idiot
Sammie
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 741
August 12th, 2009 at 07:16am
Dear ed westwick is sex
Diet and exersise and lots of cocaine
Your's Billie Joe


Dear Billie Joe
Best cure for a hangover?
Sammie
padfoot
Jackass
padfoot
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1718

Blog
August 12th, 2009 at 02:49pm
Dear Sammie.
Apparently Iron Bru is quite good.
(It's scottish)
Billie~

Dear Billie
Who out of Green Day looks best naked?
Hari~
derpina
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derpina
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 5566

Mibba Blog
August 12th, 2009 at 09:44pm
Dear Hari,
Well I would say me, but that would make me sound conceited tehe
Okay, I can't help it, I do!!!!!!!!!1
BJ

Dear BJ
What brand of eyeliner do you use?
Elle
ThisIsGreenDay
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ThisIsGreenDay
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Posts: 6877

Mibba
August 12th, 2009 at 11:28pm
Dear Elle,
Guyliner.
Billie

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Dear Billie,
What's your guiltiest pleasure?
Holly
Celystial.
Post Whore
Celystial.
Age: 35
Gender: -
Posts: 20667

Mibba Blog
August 12th, 2009 at 11:30pm
Dear Holly,

Three words: Tre in drag.

Billie

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Dear Billie,

How much eyeliner do you go through in a year?

Sarah
ThisIsGreenDay
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ThisIsGreenDay
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Posts: 6877

Mibba
August 12th, 2009 at 11:39pm
Dear Sarah,
Oodles.
- Billie

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Dear Billie
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- Charles 'Chuck' Wood
padfoot
Jackass
padfoot
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Gender: Female
Posts: 1718

Blog
August 13th, 2009 at 12:59pm
Dear Charles 'Chuck' Wood
Hmmm....About 5 I believe.
Love Billie~

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Dear Billie
My friends don't bother to arrange to meet up with me. What do I do?
Love Hari~
Gloria.
Geek
Gloria.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 347
August 13th, 2009 at 09:27pm
Dear Hari,
Arrange to meet up with them, or fuck em.
xoxo.Billie Joe (it rymes!tehe)

Dear Billie,
What annoys you?
Angelina
ThisIsGreenDay
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ThisIsGreenDay
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Mibba
August 14th, 2009 at 01:25am
Dear Angelina,
Celebrities.
- Billie

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Dear Billie Joe,
You left your shirt at my house last night. How would you like me to return it to you? ~~
- Billie's Booty Call
derpina
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derpina
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 5566

Mibba Blog
August 14th, 2009 at 01:40am
Dear Billie's Booty Call,
Wear it to my house, and I'll take care of it!
BJ

Dear BJ
how can I control my anger?
Elle
ThisIsGreenDay
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Mibba
August 14th, 2009 at 01:55am
Dear Ellie,
My friends and I always found throwing TVs off of balconies helps. Or, do you own a baseball bat and work in a china shop...?
Destructively yours, Billie Joe

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Dear Billie,
How do you deal with dumbasses?
Holly
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Posts: 5566

Mibba Blog
August 14th, 2009 at 02:20am
Dear Holly,
I get them drunk, throw them in trash cans, and kick them around.
BJ

Dear BJ,
Do you prefer girls with or without a lot of makeup?
ThisIsGreenDay
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Mibba
August 14th, 2009 at 02:23am
Dear _______,
In between.
Billie

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Dear Billie,
Do you hear what I hear?
- Me
derpina
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derpina
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Gender: Female
Posts: 5566

Mibba Blog
August 14th, 2009 at 02:37am
Dear Me,
of course. I live inside your brain sweetheart!
BJ

Dear BJ,
can i tattoo your face on my butt?
Elle
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