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Dear Sad Person,
Just nicely tell him to stop annoying you, maybe he'll stop. If he doesn't.. well then you're screwed. Break up with him if you can't take it.
Love Always, Billie.
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Dear Billie,
Should I get dreadlocks next schoolyear? One of my friend's moms is a hair stylist and my friend thinks it's a bad idea, dying my hair dark brown an dying the dreads dark green. But then there's the disadvantages of having awesome dreads; you have to cut them out (not to mention I look really bad with short hair) to get rid of them and you can't brush your hair or wash it. I'm trying to take on more of a punk image everyday. What should I do?
Love, Punkie Preaching To The Choir
P.S.: Are you vegitarian? I've been considering becoming one, but I love steak so much, so it's hard.

Dear Punkie Preaching To The Choir
If you are allowed dreads at school then go for it! My friend has dreads and you can wash them, people seem to think you cant but you can. and if you want to get rid of them you can brush them out but it would take dayyyyys.
I am not a vegetarian, i was but i needed meat because i was losing too much weight. I cannot live without Tre's sausage
All my love,BJA

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Dear Billie Joe,
I have college in the morning and should really get some sleep, but i cannot sleep because I came back from New York last night and the time difference is confusing my brain! What shall i do?
Love, Sleepy person

Dear Sleepy person,
Just go to sleep. i know it's hard. I still have insomnia, myself.
Love, Billie.
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Dear Billie,
Ok, so I've got college level vocabualry and reading level. I can't write poetry for shit. It makes it even harder when we have to write about something specific in class. I want to be able to write song once I'm in a band, but the only thing can think of to write about it m insomnia because I stay up to almost 2:30 in the morning. Help?
Love, Punkie

Dear Punkie,
i think you should write a song about a life experience, or just any random shit y'know be creative
- Billie Joe

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Dear Billie,
I have been having troubles with finding new friends like me to hang out with, at the moment I only have Ashley who would hang out with me in front of 7-11, but thats only cause we are cool, but my question is, How can I be more social, and out going?
- Tired

Dear Tired,
Uh.. join a club at school or something. Join drama club! You should make plenty of friends there!
<3 Billie
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Dear Billie,
What do you want for Christmas? I'll seriously send you something! (because I'm a loving fan like that : D )
- Delaney <3

Dear Delaney,
You know what I want? Some new guitar picks. And maybe some new guyliner...
<3 Billie
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Dear Billie,
My foot fell asleep. What should I do?
-Colette X3

Dear colette,
shake it (:
- billie joe
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dear billie,
can you have hot sex with adie for me when ever you can?
love marie xD

Dear Marie,
No Prob.
Lurve, Billie
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Dear Billie,
I can't stop drinking eggnog, it's so damn good. How do I stop my cravings for it?
<3 Delaney

Dear Delaney,
you can't stop your craving, but i can tell you why you have the cravings for it,
its made out of my special milk.
Love, Billie

Dear Billie,
How many times did you have sex with tre and, did any one ever watch ?

Dear finger,
Uh.. too may times, I've lost count! But nobody's seen.
- Billie
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Dear Billie,
What size shoe do you wear?
<3 Delaney

dear bj i have a boyfriend name david we have dated for 17 weeks now that i am a senior what i need to do ps i try to hide my boyfriend david from my parents so if you have any advice plz send me some advice from the sid + nancy of irving high school and ps american idiot is the best cd in the world

Dear, You.
I'm not exactly sure what you're asking of me here... what seems to be the problem?
If your problem is just the meer fact that you feel the need to hide him from your parents then I say you shouldn't.
If you're a senior now, I think it's okay to date.
Your parents shouldn't have a problem.
As long as he's making you happy.


Sorry, that was my best I could do.

-Beej.


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Dear Beelie,
So, I have this problem, which has been diagnosed as OCGDD. I have been diagnosed with it, and I fear it keeps getting worse. But that's not the problem...
My problem is that I have so many Green Day things in my room, I am running out of room!
My room is so small anyway, so it's definitely not a good thing to keep asking for more Green Day things. Christmas is coming up, and I am freaking out!
It's to the point where posters are over posters, they're on the ceiling, under the bed of the top bunk, and even out in the hallways. Hell, I am starting to put them on my dresser.

I know you probably can't help entirely way too much, but, help?
>.<

Love you much,
Kylee.

(Nobody answered my question )

Dear Kylee,
All I can say is:
Start putting stuff in your bathroom and closet.
<3 Billie Joe
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Dear Billie,
I've got another idea for your birthday sketchbook!
I'm gonna draw Times Square and put Green Day on the big screen.
Any other ideas to help fill the sketchbook?
<3 Delaneyyyyy (:

Dear Delaneyyyyyy,
You could draw me and that giant double bass.
~BJ
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Dear Billie....
You were in my dream again last night.
~Colette...

Dear Colette..
Interesting.
- Billieee
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Dear Billieeee
Is it a good idea to put Germ-X on my earbuds.. to ya know.. rid them of those little germies?
<3 Delaneyyyyy : D

Delaney,
No, I've tried. Use something designed for that purpose instead.
~Billeh
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Dear Billie,
What if I break up with my best friend? I really like her but she's sort of a... copier... you know?
~Hannah...

Dear Miss Hannahhh,
Nobody likes a poser, just let her down gently an nobody will get hurt, especially your face, if she's that kind of person. =/
- The Billiemeister
P.S.: Wear some kind of face protection if 'gently' doesn't work
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Dear Billie,
I think I know too much for my age, and my parents haven't given me the 'sex talk' yet. I really don't to have that talk 'cause it'll be awkward. what should I do?
<3 Delaneyyy

Delaney,
Maybe you should just randomly strike up a conversation and 'flaunt' your stuff what you know, ya know?
Like just make up a fake conversation 'you had' and see what happens from there.
They'll have to see that you're mature; definitely.
Or something like that.
*shrugs*

-Billie

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Dear Billie,
So lately I have been really giving up on myself. I wanna blame something, but I have nothing to blame. I'm just a burnout who hates her life and is slowly giving up on everything; not caring anymore.
My grades could be way better, I sluff every other day now, and I have recently stopped using make up and caring what I dress like, because it doesn't matter.
Everyone thinks I'm ugly anyway, and I know I am, so I'm just giving up, but I know I shouldn't.
Got anything?

Thanks.

-Ky

dear bj i am trying to ask david to go to prom what so i do from the shyone

dear bj why you dropout of high school did you get your ged after you drop out from just thinking ps my dad also drop out of his high school