Ask Tre

Dear Mystery

Well FIRST, id'e go to the local sex shop.
And then id'e go to the quiet house, after all, there could be grandmothers in there that need a good washing

Love Tre' xxxx
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Dear Tre

I'm pregnant.
with your child.

What should i do?

Romy xx

Dear Romy,
Oh God.
Another little mini-me.
Marry me? Pweez?
Love,
Tré
x
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Dear Tré,
If you were a lesbian, who would be your girlfriend?
Love,
The Olivia
x

Dear The Olivia,
Oh, Billie, No wait, Mike, No wait, Billie, WAIT, Millie. =] [if you dont get that it's Mike+Billie k?]
Love Tré
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Dear Tré,
The other night, i was walking in the street and i saw you milking something, i noticed it was MY dog, she feels violated. Um, Can i have your autograph?
Love, Mystery. xxx

Dear Mystery. xxx
I am really sorry about the dog. Probably I didn't notice it was yours. Next time I'll be more careful with chosing dogs to milk. Thanks for the letter.
Love,
Tre
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Dear Tre,
I have a friend who is in love with you. Maybe you can help me fix that, how?
Love,
***Elinchy***

Dear ***Elinchy***,
No, i can't really help, hopefully your friend doesn't turn into a crazed stalker. =] Tell her i love her back.
Love Tré. xxx

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Dear Tré,
Your pregnant, and it's mine.
what are we gonna do?
Love, Mystery. xxx

Tre Cool Junkeh:

Dear ***Elinchy***,
No, i can't really help, hopefully your friend doesn't turn into a crazed stalker. =] Tell her i love her back.
Love Tré. xxx

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Dear Tré,
Your pregnant, and it's mine.
what are we gonna do?
Love, Mystery. xxx

Dear Mystery,
If u were pregant with me well i would maybe scream my head of then dance around with you.
From you love Tre
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Dear Tre,
My friends a drummer and she's always wanted 2 meet u, can you come over to my place when she's over and surpise her?
From GreenDayfreak136
P.S. I forgot 2 say i think yr abs are hot

dear freak,
no , i cannot vist your friend because i am too busy working on surpriseing you!


dear tre,
why the hell are you so sexy?

ab obseser

Dear ab obseser,
Because i was born beautiful =D
Love Treeeeeeeeeee
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Dear Tre,
have you ever thought of coming to england, coming to my school and teaching my science class (any topic you want...sex ed prefured =P)
Love
RAWR!!

Dear RAWR!!
Yes, I will come and teach sex ed. Perhaps a practical demonstration would be preferred???
Love, Tre
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Dear Tre,
The ducks are coming, what are you gonna do about it?
Love, Someone Who Is Scared of Duckehs DX

Dear, Someone Who Is Scared of Duckehs DX
I'm gonna hide, under your covers, hopefully along with you.

Love Tré xxx

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Dear Tré,
KABLOOM. can you be the cool teacher who lets us do whatever, and then sex ed can be more fun with you around and your hawtness, and the be my tutor ... pleasee?

love mystery ... xxx
p.s my pants are falling down.

Dear Mystery,

Of course I can. Direct me to your school please.

Love Tre
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Dear Tre,

I found your underwear in my room. I don't rememeber anything from last night either. Why is this???

Love, Squirrel

dear.............???????

well...... let me just say we had a fucking good time.
--tre



dear tre,

i'v been thinking a lot about you lately and i think your really sexy.i'v liked you for about 2 years now. do you think you could come over here and fullfill my dreams?

1nutwonderer

Dear, 1nutwonderer ...

Uhmm, possibly, where, when?

love lots, Tré. xxx
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Dear Mister Cool,

Why, where, when?

Love, Mystery. xxx

Dear Mystery.
Why? Because I can. Where? Wherever. When... how's two seconds from now?
Luff, Tre
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Dear Tre,

Can I steal your drumsticks please?

Luff a scary thief.

Scary theif,

Go ahead. Knock yourself out. Besides, these are the ones that I used durong Woodstock anyways. Just don't sell them on Ebay or some stupid shit.

Love, Tre
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Dear Tre,

What do you do when you're bored? Try not to be TOO specific on this one, okay?

With all due respect, Wavy Gravy

Dear Wavy Gravy,

Hello dear... well.. when I get bored.. I tend to do things... things involving myself... and then I have to go and shower because I got so dirty.. and well.. I just do more things with myself and then I play the drums.

Love Tre.

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Dear Tre,

Now I know you, will I be able to meet you when you next tour? And will you kiss me?

Love Kryssi.

xxxx

dear krissi

how bout you come on tour with us? i get bored a lot.... and is that all you want?

from
your idol - TRÉ

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dear sexy one

i think your the sexiest man in the world ever (and the sexiest woman in the world ever!) and so my best frend and sister said they would buy me a christmas present of.... YOU! your still not here and its may. what happened?

- Lyddy Cool
ps. can i have you for a happy today present instead?

Dear, Lyddy Cool,

Well, i think a cardboard cut out may have been sent as i was busy that day. my people will talk to you people and we'll figure out something.

Love, Tré .. xxxx

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Dear Tré,

eeeek. sup? ... oh and do you own any pets?

Love, Mystery xxx

Dear Mystery,

Eeeeeeeeeeek!! Ahhh!! Whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Damn you scared me!! :O
And i'm not doing too much, apart from hanging with Blow Job and Mike haha.
Just trying to take it easy.

Love Tre.

xxx
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Dear Tre,

Hey there dear.
Hope you're doing okay. I don't want you stressing out too much. I miss talking to you muchos yes. And I hope you're doing okay with all this work.
Miss you.

Love Kryssi.

xxx

Dear Kryssi,

I am doing QUITE WELL with all this work....thanks for your concern

Love Tre

xxxx

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Dear Tre,

When was the last time you chuged a thing of Mt. Dew...because i just did...and I've been burping alot.....

Love,
Mrs. Ms. Burps-a-lot