ACTOR/COMEDIAN: Noel Fielding
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| EvilGiraffe! Addict  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13998  | We're Outlaws, Yeah!:  *waits patiently for someone to find the link* xD |
| Peardrops Addict  Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 11782 | |
| EvilGiraffe! Addict Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13998 | Peardrops: Yay!!! *worships whoever invented email* |
| Peardrops Addict Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 11782 | xPeltTheRabbitx: I'm quite looking forwards to it aswell, I haven't read it in a while |
| EvilGiraffe! Addict Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13998 | *buys train tickets to the bad place*  |
| Peardrops Addict Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 11782 | I live in the bad place Whups, I spilled wine on the keyboard. My house is gonna smell! |
| EvilGiraffe! Addict Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13998 | Peardrops: *steals your wine and moves into our house in the bad place* xDDD And on the subject of the bad place, I found this story I started writing a while ago and want your opinion....do you thinks it's worth finnishing? Oh, andit's influenced by this picture:  “Ju?” Noel called out “I can't open this, can you help me?” Julian obediently rushed to the kitchen to find Noel forcing a Nutella jar into the hinge of the door to try and loosen it. “Careful, you'll break it if you keep on doing that!” Julian said, removing the jar from Noel's hands. With one strong twist Julian opened the jar and put it on the worktop. “How the...?” Noel mumbled “Well, considering that I was the one who put the lid on last time as you ran off and left it open, it makes sense that I would be able to open it” Julian explained “Whatever, Mr Muscles!” Noel giggled, trying to cover his knife with Nutella but failing miserably, getting it all over the place. Julian couldn't understand what Noel liked about nutella....well, actually he could. It was sticky and messy and that's what appealed to Noel and that's exactly what Julian disliked about it. After watching Noel fail three more times he decided to help him out. “Need a hand, little man?” He asked. “Well, OK...can you put this in here for me?” Noel replied, pointing first at the Nutella and than at his sandwich. Julian peeled the two pieces of bread apart and stared at the sandwich's contents. He was surprised he wasn't used to this sort of thing by now. “You want the Nutella in there?” Julian checked “Yup” Noel replied. “With the tomato?”he asked and Noel nodded “And the lettuce?” Julian asked, followed by another nod from his friend “And the cheese?” “Look, I don't need you to recite the ingredients my sandwich, I just want some help!” Noel interrupted. “But it's disgusting!” Julian replied. “I'm not asking you to eat it, I just want some help putting it in my sandwich! But of course...I could just try and do it myself and it might end up all over the worktop and the floor and run all down the...” “Ok, ok! Fine!” Julian replied, scared that Noel would make even more of a mess than he already had. He spread the Nutella on the sandwich and handed it to Noel. “Happy now?” Julian asked “Well...you could just...” “Eat it for you?” Julian added. “No!” Noel giggled pulling the sandwich closer to him as Julian pretended to grab it. As Julian turned to put the lid back on the jar, Noel noticed that he had managed to get Nutella on his cheek. Noel stared at the dob of Nutella on Julian's cheek and without thinking, licked it right off. Julian spun round. “Noel? Did you just....lick me?!?” “Yep” Noel answered, smiling Julian, unsure of how to reply to this decided to play along for once, and licked Noel back. “Hey!” Noel laughed “I was only getting the nutella off when I licked you!!” “Oh really?” Julian replied, sticking his finger into the jar and then dobbing Nutella onto Noel's nose, before quickly licking it off again. Noel couldn't stand this any longer, Julian was in a good mood and he decided to chance his luck. He dipped his fingers into the jar and then transferred the mixture onto Julian's mouth. Julian stared at Noel realising what was about to happen and Noel knew it was now or never. Pretending not to care to much he quickly licked the Nutella off Julian's lips, but just as he went to move away, Julian pulled him closer and kissed him. And that's it  Think it's worth finnishing?!?! |
| We're Outlaws, Yeah! King For A Couple Of Days  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4122  | |
| Dom Jackass  Age: 34 Gender: Male Posts: 1691 | |
| EvilGiraffe! Addict Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13998 | |
| We're Outlaws, Yeah! King For A Couple Of Days Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4122 | |
| Peardrops Addict Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 11782 | I've added you though so it's just about waiting until we're both online. And yes, finish it!! (BTW, Dom - slash isn't all bad. Noel reads it himself! He said so on the commentary for the second series on the "Fountain Of Youth" episode... Where he's fanning himself with the peacock feather and Ju is all chained up ^^  |
| We're Outlaws, Yeah! King For A Couple Of Days Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4122 | Peardrops: BAD PLACE!!! |
| Peardrops Addict Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 11782 | |
| We're Outlaws, Yeah! King For A Couple Of Days Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4122 | |
| EvilGiraffe! Addict Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 13998 | Peardrops:  *cannot wait until birthday to get series 2!!!!* *dies* |
| Peardrops Addict Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 11782 | xPeltTheRabbitx: I'm the mayoress of the bad place  |
| We're Outlaws, Yeah! King For A Couple Of Days Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4122 | |
| Peardrops Addict Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 11782 | |
| We're Outlaws, Yeah! King For A Couple Of Days Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4122 |
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