Show: Torchwood.

Gone Barrowman:

I think so, but they might broadcast the last two eps at the same time.

Ah yes.
It's like losing Big Brother all over again

"Things I Must Not Do At Torchwood" (from LiveJournal):

1. I will not address Tosh as "Sweetie Darling".
2. I will not deliberately upset Ianto by leaving instant coffee sachets on his desk.
3. I will not try to fit objects in between Gwen's teeth.
4. I will not repeatedly ask Owen for a physical.
5. I will not use the instant messaging system to make sexual innuendos.
6. I will not use the pheromone spray on furniture, pot plants, etc
7. I will not use the conference room to watch every 'Land Before Time' movie. Finding out whether Myfanwy was in them cannot be called 'research purposes'.
8. I will not erect a shrine to Joss Whedon on my desk
9. I will not refer to Gwen/Owen/Tosh/Ianto as 'the tin dog', nor anyone else who answers to Jack either.
10. I will not ship my co-workers. This includes my Live Journal community and fanfiction.net account.
11. I will not play Kylie Minogue at full volume through the hub and wink at Ianto. Ditto the Spice Girls and Tosh.
12. I will not take out life insurance on Jack.
13. I will not imply that UNIT was/is/or ever will be better than Torchwood.
14. I will not post the CCTV footage on YouTube.
15. I will not ask Jack and Ianto if I can play Scrabble too.
16. I will not scream "Canon!" every time Gwen and Owen interact.
17. I will not ask if we're actually going to fight any aliens this week.
18. I will not make up names such as 'Janto' or 'Jacadactyl' and I will not use them under any circumstances.
19. I will not sing 'I'm Too Sexy' every time Jack enters the room, no matter how much he may enjoy it.
20. I will not add "dun-dun-dun" every time Suzie is mentioned
21. I will not use the Hub's securty camerias to spy on Jack and Ianto's sex life. Same goes for Owen and Gwen.
22.I will not perform x-rated acts on a) the Doctor's severed hand or b) the pterodactyl. They belong to Jack.
23. I will not snog the evil alien of the week unless it's my turn to do so.
24. I will not eat the rat jam on toast, even if it looks right.
25. I will not prepare a Powerpoint presentation on the many overlapping relationships on the team, illustrated with Venn diagrams and stills from the CCTV. If I do create a Powerpoint like that, I will not show it at meetings, but only link to it from individual IMs.
26. I will not write porn involving Jack and the hand.
27. I will not squeek/scream/look frightened every time the weevil jumps at the glass.
28. I will not watch Jack and Ianto on CCTV, geez they're like bunnies. You can do that with a stop watch....
29. I will not stare at any of Torchwood for long amounts of time.
30. I will not hope that Ten never finds Jack again...just so Torchwood can continue and Jack and Ianto can have porny porny sex.
31. I will not grin ever time that Jack grins
32. I will not attempt to use Myfanwy to water ski in the bay
33. I will not underscore Jack's dialogue with a porn soundtrack
34. I will not send anonymous packages of tight leather uniforms for the team and there's no point anyway as Jack's already got some ready for the appropriate moment.
35. I will not hold the stopwatch hostage from Ianto and ask to be allowed to watch as ransom.
36. Or the coffee.
37. I will not try to convince Tosh to convert the Torchwood computers to Linux just to annoy the others
38. I will not take pictures from Jack's shrine to Ianto to use in my own. Or pictures from Ianto's shrine to Jack.
39. I will not play the sound of the Tardis's arrival for the express purpose of giving Jack angst so that Ianto may comfort him. It's unnecessarily cruel and there's quite enough angst to go around as it is ()
40. I will not spray Myfanwy's sauce over Owen's dirty magazines
41. I will not use the hand to speed up my jumper-knitting project.
42. I will not use the water feature as a shower.
43. I will not switch blue wires with red wires to see if Cardiff will implode
44. I will not use the SUV as a getaway car for when the Rift eventually explodes.
45. I will not count how many times Tosh takes off her glasses and puts them on again to tease her at the end of the day
46. I will not pretend to be Rose, who has somehow become as "flexible" as Jack while fighting cybermen in an alternate reality, and try to get the whole team to get in on with me and over with.
47. I will not ask Jack to "lend us a hand".
48. I will not attempt to sell the contents of Jack's desk on eBay.
49. I will not auction off Ianto and his coffee-making skills, even for charity.
50. I will not run around screaming "Who ya gonna call?" whenever someone breaks out the ghost machine, the Risen Mitten or any other Torchwood appliance relating to death, the afterlife and permutations thereof.
51. I will not solely date people I dislike on the basis that they will die from Torchwood's activities
52. I will not ask my Welsh Science teacher if he ships Jack/Ianto
53. I will not refer to Lisa as the 'toaster with an in-built rack' in front of Ianto

Ellie.:

Gone Barrowman:

I think so, but they might broadcast the last two eps at the same time.

Ah yes.
It's like losing Big Brother all over again

(Doesn't like or follow Big Brother, except when they make fun of it in Doctor Who)

I bring you pictures of the team all Chrismassy in the latest Sunday mag:

I might put a copywrite on these..

AWMAN.

IwannabeonTorchwood.

Gone Barrowman:

Ellie.:

Gone Barrowman:

I think so, but they might broadcast the last two eps at the same time.

Ah yes.
It's like losing Big Brother all over again

(Doesn't like or follow Big Brother, except when they make fun of it in Doctor Who)

Oh well.

I'm pissing myself at that list xD

Jenni :]:

I might put a copywrite on these..

Where's my little Iangsto?

And what is with John's massive crush on David Beckham?

Thanks for the scans XD

I don't know.

No problem. :]

We should be the TWC.

The Torchwood Crew.

Jenni :]:

We should be the TWC.

The Torchwood Crew.

John aready gave us a name, Woodies.

The bastard.

I want Ianto's nose for Christmas. I could stuff it with rose petals.

wtf

Last night's ep was good.

But that's all I can say until Wednesday.

Jenni :]:

wtf

Last night's ep was good.

But that's all I can say until Wednesday.

IT'S ALL BUTTONY.

-Does Sulky Ianto Glare Of Doom-

O_O

-backs away slowly-

I won't say anything.

I wonder if I can download it off limewire..

I just read somewhere that Torchwood will be on BBC1 instead of BBC3 as it will get loads more viewers that way.

Gone Barrowman:

Rumoured episode outlines:

EPISODE 1: 'Everything Changes' by Russell T Davies
When Torchwood arrives on the scene of a brutal murder, WPC Gwen Cooper's burning curiosity is challenged. Their attitude, their approach and their technology is at odds with everything she believes in. But investigating the investigators leads her into a dark, paranoid world she never imagined existed.

EPISODE 2: 'Day One' by Chris Chibnall
An alien addicted to sex is let loose on Cardiff's nightlife. Torchwood must track down the creature's new host and in doing so, confront a violent new form of love in the 21st century.

EPISODE 3: 'Ghost Machine' by Helen Raynor
Torchwood discovers a machine that allows them to view the ghosts that walk among us. Using it, prompts Owen to investigate an unsolved crime - one that could change all their futures.

EPISODE 4: 'The Trouble With Lisa' by Chris Chibnal
There's a dark secret in the basement of the Hub. Even Jack is unaware of it, but Ianto knows. And he'll go to any lengths, sacrifice anything and anyone, to protect what's down there.

EPISODE 5: 'Small Worlds' by Peter J. Hammond
Jasmine is a withdrawn but intelligent child whose new 'friends' exploit her suppressed anger, and while investigating this, Jack encounters elemental enemies from his past that are determined to harm those closest to him.

EPISODE 6: 'Countrycide' by Chris Chibnall
Upon entering an apparently deserted village in the Brecon Becons, the Torchwood team is separated. Finding his people are the prey in a savage game of cat and mouse Jack faces a team of ruthless hunters far more skilled in surviving outside the confines of the city than he. [Insert joke about sheep-shagging here.]

EPISODE 7: 'Greeks Bearing Gifts' by Toby Whithouse
Tosh gains the ability to read the minds of those closest to her but as she becomes party to their darkest secrets, she realises not only is this is a powerful curse, but one impossible to break.

EPISODE 8: 'They Keep Killing' by Paul Tomalin & Dan McCulloch
Using alien technology to interrogate the victims of a serial killer, Gwen learns that the common link is dangerously close to home. And the resurrection device has a deadly secret of its own.

EPISODE 9: 'Invisible Eugene' by Jacquetta May
A hit-and-run victim, Eugene, was a bit of a nobody, and always convinced that aliens were coming to Earth, specifically to retrieve technology in his possession. Now Gwen finds herself drawn into his world and realises Eugene may still be helping her locate the 'aliens' - despite him being dead.

EPISODE 10: 'Combat' by Noel Clarke
The team discovers a ring who are kidnapping Weevils - wild alien creatures that have come through the Rift and are hiding on Earth - which leads Owen down a dark path to confront the future of his own existence.

EPISODE 11: 'Out of Time' by Cath Tregenna
A small passenger plane from the 1950's flies through the rift and lands in Cardiff 2006. Torchwood is drawn into strong personal relationships as they help the three temporal immigrants adapt to contemporary life.

EPISODE 12: 'Captain Jack Harkness' by Cath Tregenna
Transported back to the Blitz, Jack and Tosh find themselves facing a dark secret from Jack's past, one he hoped and believed had been buried for good.

EPISODE 13: 'Apocalypse' by Chris Chibnall
The Rift is violently fracturing further, and Jack realises that Torchwood is destined to be drawn into one vast battle that will leave nothing and no one at Torchwood unchanged...

I'm really looking forward to episodes 2, 5, 10 (Noel Clarke, Noel Clarke!) and 12. I'm wondering about these "secrets" of Jack's. Shall the Doctor get a mention?

I just realised 10 and 11 are the wrong way around there.