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BillieJoezGurl
King For A Couple Of Days
BillieJoezGurl
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June 15th, 2007 at 10:00am
Dear Crazfan, I've told many ppl that I'm taken......by my love Adie.......so plz stop asking.
Billie
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Dear Bilie, I have a strange feeling around male teachers but not female do you have any reasons why?
Love,Kate
miserybusiness92
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
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Mibba
June 26th, 2007 at 01:22pm
Dear Kate, maybe your mind is telling you to sleep with all of them before the other students in your classes do! Smile
~Billie Joe
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Dear Billie, if you could do over any one event in your whole lifetime, what would it be and why? And how do you think your life would have changed/benefited from the change?
From Steph
nimrodidiot
Jackass
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June 26th, 2007 at 01:32pm
Dear Steph,

I'm a little hung over, and that question is hard to comprehend right now. The best thing I can say is that I regret partying really hard before a show. If I didn't party so damn hard I wouldn't feel like shit.

- Billie

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Dear Billie,

I'm bored. What should I do?

- Kelli
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
lyrical_mess
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Mibba Blog
June 26th, 2007 at 01:49pm
Dear Kelli

Listen to music. Jesus, I'm a musician, what'd you think I'd tell you to do? Paint? Jesus.

Love,
JesusBillie.
RebelofSuburbia
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RebelofSuburbia
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June 27th, 2007 at 07:49am
^ now there, you created this game aaand you kept threatening to lock it if people didn't read the rules.. soooo your question plz? Very Happy
lyrical_mess
Falling In Love With The Board
lyrical_mess
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Mibba Blog
June 27th, 2007 at 08:10am
Shifty I was waiting for someone to ask a question cuz I couldn't think of anything to ask.
St. Dude
Moderator
St. Dude
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June 27th, 2007 at 08:33am
Dear Billie,

I want your guitar. What should I do?

from Sean
White Noise
Geek
White Noise
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Posts: 267

Mibba Blog
June 27th, 2007 at 03:36pm
Dear Sean,

If you want my guitar so bad, you should wait untill we start touring again and do something to get my attention at said show and if it really catches my eye I might pull you up on stage and give you my guitar.

Strumming Always,
Billie Joe

Dear Billie,

Summer is here and I haven't done ANYTHING exciting. What do you suppose I do?

Bored to Death,

Carrie
Sherlock
Board Parasite
Sherlock
Age: 39
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Posts: 35331
June 27th, 2007 at 06:56pm
Dear Carrie,

As I have said many times before, one of the best and most fun things to do is start up a band with your friends, or start learning an instrument together. Y'know, that's how I like to pass the time!

Love Bill.

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Dear Billie,

I have applied for 985769879567 jobs and still haven't got one and I need money to come to Oakland and caress your mind and body, what should I do?! omgno

Love and Burritos,

SCHNEIDERLOVER. Cassie
White Noise
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White Noise
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Mibba Blog
June 28th, 2007 at 12:10am
Dear SCHNEIDERLOVER.Cassie,

That's defintely a tough one. Think Well, if you're really intent on coming to Oakland and carressing my mind and body (I warn you, though, Adie and Tre get really jealous. Really jealous. I mean Cain and Abel jealous. But I'm the bountiful crop.) you should continue to look for jobs and finally one will come and you'll have enough dough.

Then you can carress my mind and body. ~~

Wish You Were Here (Carressing my mind and body),
Beejmaster Flash Smiley

Dear Billie Joe,
YOU, ME, I-HOP. AND I DON'T MEAN THE RESTAURANT. ~~
Love,
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Joel McHale.
King For A Couple Of Days
Joel McHale.
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June 28th, 2007 at 12:14am
Dear SCHNEIDERLOVER,

You just haven't found the right job yet, or you need to work on your interveiw skills. Don't give up.

Love
Billie.

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Dear Billie,

I have sleeping Problems so every now and then I take a benadryl to help me sleep. But every time I do my dream has something to do with Green Day. WHY?

Love,
Tasha
Joel McHale.
King For A Couple Of Days
Joel McHale.
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June 28th, 2007 at 12:16am
Okay I'll do yours now..... Darn

Dear ~~,

NO.

BJ

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Dear Billie,

I have sleeping Problems so every now and then I take a benadryl to help me sleep. But every time I do my dream has something to do with Green Day. WHY?

Love,
Tasha
White Noise
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White Noise
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Mibba Blog
June 28th, 2007 at 12:25am
Dear Tasha,

I guess you should go see a doctor. Or drink hot milk. That always puts me to sleep.

Yours Truly,
Billie Joe.

Dear Billie Joe,
I don't have a boyfriend yet. As a guy, what do you think I should do?

Love,
Wants a Date
Joel McHale.
King For A Couple Of Days
Joel McHale.
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Posts: 3974

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June 28th, 2007 at 01:12am
Sedated:
Dear Tasha,

I guess you should go see a doctor. Or drink hot milk. That always puts me to sleep.

Yours Truly,
Billie Joe.

Dear Billie Joe,
I don't have a boyfriend yet. As a guy, what do you think I should do?

Love,
Wants a Date
I asked why I dream about GD not how to sleep.
White Noise
Geek
White Noise
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Posts: 267

Mibba Blog
June 28th, 2007 at 01:34am
Oh, I'm sorry.

Dear Tasha,

You're probably having these dreams because we're just an awesome band that you love. Very Happy As long as they're not wet dreams or something you have nothing to worry about.

Sweet Dreams,
Billie Joe

Better? Very Happy
Joel McHale.
King For A Couple Of Days
Joel McHale.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3974

Blog
June 28th, 2007 at 01:50am
Sedated:
Oh, I'm sorry.

Dear Tasha,

You're probably having these dreams because we're just an awesome band that you love. Very Happy As long as they're not wet dreams or something you have nothing to worry about.

Sweet Dreams,
Billie Joe

Better? Very Happy
YESH. THankies
St. Dude
Moderator
St. Dude
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 60077
June 28th, 2007 at 03:03am
Dear Billie,

I'm watching Still Standing. I think it's funny. What do you think I should do?

Sincerly,
Sean
White Noise
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White Noise
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Mibba Blog
June 28th, 2007 at 10:54pm
Dear Sean,

Watch more Still Standing of course. Very Happy

Busy Watching TV,
Billiam Armstrong

Dear Billie Joe,
My Bullet in a Bible DVD doesn't play sometimes :[ What should I do?

Always,
Bored Teenager
St. Dude
Moderator
St. Dude
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June 29th, 2007 at 06:04am
Dear Bored Teenager,

The DVD wont work? I'll come and fix it for you ~~.

Your Love,
Billie Joe Armstrong
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Dear Billie,

My friend has a crush on your son. What should I tell her?

Sincerly,
Unknown
RebelofSuburbia
Falling In Love With The Board
RebelofSuburbia
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 6885
June 29th, 2007 at 12:11pm
Dear Unknown,

I am pretty sure neither Joey or Jake want me to know about their little love flings, let alone give out any advice. So in order for an answer I'd suggest consulting my son.

G'luck,
BJ

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Dear Billie Joe,

I think I live more in my own imaginary world that's in my head than in the real world outside. What should I do?

Love,
Dreamer
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