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Dear Ticked...
This guy is obviously an amature. I mean...who the hell uses his own mother to fight for their own battles?! Try to ignore the son of a bitch! If that doesnt work, then just play his game. Show him that he's messing with thr worng person. You could even tell your team or anyone else that he's bothering to give him hell. Just try to bring him down in any way you can. After all...by the way you're discribing this guy...bringing him down could be fucking easy!!

Love...BJ.
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Dear Billie joe...
A few months ago...i asked this guy out. Although he turned me down, we're still great friends. Ever since then, it has always been just me, him, and another friend of mine. We always had fun together. However, a few days ago, the guy and my other friend (of 5 years) told me that they both found out that THEY like each other, and are thinking about being Bf/Gf. They said that before they did anything, they wanted to ask me if it's okay. I told them that i dont mind (and by the way...i really dont). But now, everytime i see them, i wanna strangle the both of them and bash their heads on the wall! I'v been pissed off for no god damn reason this whole time...when i know that i should be happy for them!! And because of that, im always pushing them away, and they think its their fault...what should i do now?!!

Love, Weirdo.

Dear Weirdo,
First of all tell your friends it is not they're fault and mabye hang out with them and another friend most of the time instead of he couple and you because then mabye you won't feel as left out and want to bash their heads on the wall.

Hope that Helps
the one and only Billie-Joe

Dear Billie-Joe,
I'm worried that one of my best friends hates me because she was whispering about me the other day to my other friend and then she told me she hated me. Everyone said that she was just joking but it didn't sound like it she was to stern and it sounded really mean. When I confronted her she said it was a joke and got all stroppy. What should I do now?

Love, Upset Fan.

dear upset fan,


get a new friend!



dear Billie Joe,
i really want to suck your dick. is there anything wrong with me?

love,
tounge

dear upset fan,


get a new friend!



dear Billie Joe,
i really want to suck your dick. is there anything wrong with me?

love,
tounge

iw2mowbj:

dear upset fan,


get a new friend!



dear Billie Joe,
i really want to suck your dick. is there anything wrong with me?

love,
tounge

me too!

iw2mowbj:

dear upset fan,


get a new friend!



dear Billie Joe,
i really want to suck your dick. is there anything wrong with me?

love,
tounge

In addition to what HNC said, please read the rules. Please.

can we all plz go 2 page 1 and read the rules!

i will ask the first question

dear billie joe,
i have an obseeson with your ass. howw can i get rid of it?

Dear iw2mowbj

I really don't know. I think my ass is pretty nice. Stay obsessed.

Love, Billie Joe Hotstuff

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Dear Billie Joe,

I have seriously ruined my sleep cycle. I need help. I stay up till like 3 am and then take naps in the afternoon. What can I do to get my sleep back to normal?

Yours truly,
semi-insomniac.

Dear Insomniac,
Coffee is a beautiful thing.
Drink it. Don't take naps.
Then go to bed sometime before 3, which shouldn't be much of a problem, because by then the coffee has probably worn off.

BJ
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Dear Beej,
There's a month or so left of school and I am going fucking insaaane. Finals and stuff...and now the weather's getting nicer so it feels more like summer, so I feel like I should be doing staying up late, sleeping in, basically doing nothing. But I can't,and it's bugging the living piss out of me. Any way to get through these last five weeks?
Love,
Missing the lazy days

lyrical_mess:

This is like an Ask Annie column type thing. You can tell Billie your problems here or ask him a question and anyone can answer as Billie Joe. However, this is not the place to ask him if he will hug you or ask for his autograph. That's the "Ask Billie Anything" thread. This is for getting Billie's answers to your fashion fiascos, boyfriend bummers, music meltdowns and puberty problems.

Examples

Q: Dear Billie Joe, my cat likes to eat my CDs. It keeps getting sick but it won't come to the vet and it won't stop eating CDs. What should I do? From, Confused Kitty Girl

And then, the next person will answer as Billie Joe and ask a question of their own.

A: Dear Kitty Girl, maybe you should hide your CDs. And make sure your cat doesn't eat any Green Day.

You cannot ask a new question unless you make an attempt to answer the previous one. Anyone can answer as Billie Joe. Normally, there's a fixed person to answer problems, but not here!

Whoot! We all get to be Billie Joe! I'll start.



Dear Billie Joe,

I don't like doing my math homework. It bores me to death and I can't concentrate. Do you have any tips that can help me out?

From,
Easily Distracted.

Dear BillieJoe why do I have puberty sideafeccts but no period?

Dear BillieJoezGirl,

Because you're ten. The onset of menstruation is usually 12-14 years of age. Puberty starts around 10/11, but I don't think you'll get your period for another two or three years. Thank God I don't have any daughters.

Yours truly,
Daddy Beej.

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Dear Billie Joe,

After two years, I am listening to the Used. More specifically, the only Used song I ever heard: All That I've Got. I love that song so much. Anyway, Bert parts his hair on the same side that I do, and I've been feeling like I need to change my hair now, because I never realized we had the same hairstyle. Any tips?

Yours,
Hairy Dilemma.

My Temper Snaps:

Dear Insomniac,
Coffee is a beautiful thing.
Drink it. Don't take naps.
Then go to bed sometime before 3, which shouldn't be much of a problem, because by then the coffee has probably worn off.

BJ
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Dear Beej,
There's a month or so left of school and I am going fucking insaaane. Finals and stuff...and now the weather's getting nicer so it feels more like summer, so I feel like I should be doing staying up late, sleeping in, basically doing nothing. But I can't,and it's bugging the living piss out of me. Any way to get through these last five weeks?
Love,
Missing the lazy days

you should plan a movie or something to look forward to once a week or something

BJ
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Why is my friend (that just happens to be a boy) so immature?
Love,
Katelynn

dear katelynn
because we are[puts thumbtack on chair] see?
billie
dear billie
why is the blue
kids

i worship billie joe:

dear katelynn
because we are[puts thumbtack on chair] see?
billie
dear billie
why is the blue
kids

what?

BillieJoezGurl:

i worship billie joe:

dear katelynn
because we are[puts thumbtack on chair] see?
billie
dear billie
why is the blue
-kids

what?

thats my sig name
there hephined better

i worship billie joe:

BillieJoezGurl:

i worship billie joe:

dear katelynn
because we are[puts thumbtack on chair] see?
billie
dear billie
why is the blue
-kids

what?

thats my sig name
there hephined better

no, don't you mean,why is the sky blue?

BillieJoezGurl:

i worship billie joe:

BillieJoezGurl:

i worship billie joe:

dear katelynn
because we are[puts thumbtack on chair] see?
billie
dear billie
why is the blue
-kids

what?

thats my sig name
there hephined better

no, don't you mean,why is the sky blue?

yes now u answer my question as god i mean billie and ask ur question

Ask a sciencetist or a teacher

BJ
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Dear, BJ am I to young to be in a realsionship?

Dear my girl [lol]
yes/ no give it more time maybe he'll ask u first!
- billie
dear billie
whats ur fave candy bar
-worship