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nimrodidiot
Jackass
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1747
 | June 25th, 2009 at 02:33pm Rosie,
I suggest you try looking through pictures of my band and deciding which era you would do us in.
Clears it right up!
- Billie
Dear Billie,
I feel like an idiot.
Any way to make this stop?
- An idiot. |
Deernt.
Rotting On Here
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 48258
 | June 26th, 2009 at 12:29am Dear nimrodidiot,
There is no way to feel that way and/or feel like you have to be down on yourself for whatever you may have done. Mr. Armstrong is here to help you so let it all out.
I promise I don't think of you as an idiot,
-Billie
Dear Billie,
I swear, sometimes I get myself into these situations where I infatuate so easily. I'm trying to figure out if it's a bad thing or a good thing.
Help me out?
- Obsessive psycho. |
padfoot
Jackass
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 1718
| June 28th, 2009 at 01:41pm Dear Psycho
Just think before you do stuff. And remember, if you see Tre on the street he's just looking for food.
Billie.
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Dear Billie,
I play guitar and want to start a band but I know no-one who I'd like to start a band with. I also know very few bassists and drummers. Most people are guitarists, like me. I'd like to be in a band with three people, like Green Day.
Anyway, advice?
Hari. |
A Girl From OZ
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 79 | June 29th, 2009 at 10:40pm Dear Hari,
try holding auditions, or find a band that needs a guitarist.
Billie
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Dear Billie
I really LIKE my best guy friend and he just recently broke up with his girlfriend, actually she dumped him. I want to ask him out but im not exactly sure how he feels about me. Should i tell him how i feel and if so how long should i wait so i know its not just off the rebound,. not that i think he would do that to me its just he really LOVED this girl and well you get the idea. what should i do? |
A Girl From OZ
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 79 | June 29th, 2009 at 10:40pm Dear Hari,
try holding auditions, or find a band that needs a guitarist.
Billie
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Dear Billie
I really LIKE my best guy friend and he just recently broke up with his girlfriend, actually she dumped him. I want to ask him out but im not exactly sure how he feels about me. Should i tell him how i feel and if so how long should i wait so i know its not just off the rebound,. not that i think he would do that to me its just he really LOVED this girl and well you get the idea. what should i do? |
oh-so pretty
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 72 | June 30th, 2009 at 01:45pm Dear Suicide Makeover,
Wait a little bit, as you really don't want the rebound shit. But, when he gets over, go ahead and ask him! If he is your friend, even if he says no, he shouldn't be horrible about it.
Good luck!
Billie
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Dear Billie Joe,
I have a writers blank for songs. I have no ideas, and its really annoying.
Help Please?
From Confused and Annoyed. |
Not Alison
Basket Case
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 16225
| July 17th, 2009 at 06:00pm Dear Confused and Annoyed,
Try writing about personal issues, problems, and emotions. That's what I do. Or, make a story in your mind, and figure out a way to put together words lyrically that make sense and make your story clear.
Billie
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Dear Billie Joe,
My ex-boyfriend and my now best friend sucessfully got my current boyfriend and I to seperate the other night. Though I couldn't stand that agony and fixed the problem, the problem is now with my ex. He always bashes him and even when I talk to him about it, he doesn't seem to care. I know he's jealous because I left him for my current boyfriend in the first place. Help me?
From Tired of Sulking |
Maddie Says RAWR
Geek
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 190 | July 31st, 2009 at 05:24pm notalison:Dear Confused and Annoyed,
Try writing about personal issues, problems, and emotions. That's what I do. Or, make a story in your mind, and figure out a way to put together words lyrically that make sense and make your story clear.
Billie
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Dear Billie Joe,
My ex-boyfriend and my now best friend sucessfully got my current boyfriend and I to seperate the other night. Though I couldn't stand that agony and fixed the problem, the problem is now with my ex. He always bashes him and even when I talk to him about it, he doesn't seem to care. I know he's jealous because I left him for my current boyfriend in the first place. Help me?
From Tired of Sulking Dear Tired of Sulking,
You should hook up with him then break his heart OR
Tell your Ex to get some Balls!
-King Billie
Dear Billie,
My parents don't think you are a good role model. how should i convince them of your greatness?
paranoid parents |
The Collector
GSBitch
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 65041 | August 5th, 2009 at 05:27am dear xXSpunk RansomxX
you should not listen to them
Billie
Dear Billie
I am going cold turkey from downloading music - how do i keep going as i dont want to download anymore music?
Hannah |
Sammie
Idiot
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 741 | August 5th, 2009 at 07:20am Dear Hannah,
What you need to do, it take your mothers credit card to your local record store and buy the store. That should keep you going!
Billie.
Dear Billie.
This boy I met at a show wont leave me alone, I've told him I don't like him and he's being a tosspot titprick about it and not understanding the word "no." What is the most effective way to make him go away?
Sammie. |
DiscoStick!
Idiot
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 583 | August 7th, 2009 at 09:33pm Dear Sammie,
I might reccomend killing him, but the guilt may consume either one of us.
However, I do suggest not responding to anything he does no matter how much of a tosspot titprick he becomes.
Meanwhile, you can remain smug in the thought that you are in fact sparing his life. Because really, by the command of I, Billie Joe, you're allowed to kill him.
Billie.
Dear Billie,
I can't sleep! What do you suggest to aid the coming of sleep?
Aleks. |
NIK JONUTZ
Moderator
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 24429
| August 7th, 2009 at 10:05pm Dear Aleks,
I suggest listening to my soothing voice to make you sleep.
From, Billie.
Dear Billie
How much does it cost for a ticket to the party in your pants? i want to be on the vip list
From, Party on Garth |
Gloria.
Geek
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 347 | August 8th, 2009 at 08:05am Deer POG,
What?! There's a party and i wasn't invited?? In my own pants? All i can tell you is if it's in my own clothing, i doubt it's cheap 
Billie Joe
Dear Billie,
I have this well-known problem called OCGDD. Is there a known cure for this yet? I REALLY don't mind it, but my life his basically here, looking at pics of you and the guys, and whatever else i can find.
Obsesive and Compulsive♥ |
DiscoStick!
Idiot
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 583 | August 8th, 2009 at 08:38am Dear Obsessive and Compulsive,
Continue, my child, and you will be saved.
Billie Joe.
Dear Billie,
I have lost my phone. How do you suggest I find it?
Aleks. |
Gloria.
Geek
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 347 | August 8th, 2009 at 11:40am Dear Aleks
Dial your number and....wait for it!.....see if it rings.
♥Dr. Armstrong
Dear BJ,
I found your cellular device just today on my morning walk through *whatever street you live on*. i will kindly return it.....in person  |
derpina
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 5566
| August 11th, 2009 at 02:38am ^Okay, just be sure to bring some condoms with you 
Dear BJ,
Will you teach me how to satisfy a man, you know, in bed?
Elle |
Sammie
Idiot
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 741 | August 11th, 2009 at 12:09pm Dear ed westwick is sex
An instructional video is in the works. Its tentative release date is Feb 2010.
Yours Billie Joe
Dear Billie Joe
I have lost the TV remote. Help me find it.
Sammie. |
derpina
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 5566
| August 11th, 2009 at 01:45pm Dear Sammie
It's in my bedroom, you need to look very closely though.
BJ
Dear BJ,
I'd like to be in a band and make it big, but I'm afraid that I wont make it big like GD. What am I to do?
Elle |
Gloria.
Geek
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 347 | August 11th, 2009 at 05:23pm Elle,
We started out just doing it cause we loved it. If you really enjoy what you're doing, keep doing it and you'll get better all the time. Just stay true to yourselves and do the whole band thing because you love it. You're sure to make it somewhere, someday.
Love Billie
Dear Billie,
Some people make fun of my name. It really gets to me sometimes...has anyone ever amde fun of your name?
Love Turkey |
derpina
Falling In Love With The Board
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 5566
| August 11th, 2009 at 05:33pm Dear Turkey,
yes we all share the pain of having someone make fun of our names, and mine gets misspelled all the time as billy jo! just find a way to make fun the name of whoevers making fun of yours. that'll set them straight!
Love BJ
Dear BJ
How big do you like womens boobs to be?
Elle |
