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Fiesta Spider
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Fiesta Spider
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February 23rd, 2011 at 08:37am
Dear Eboni,
I know we do! That is why we need Drugs to stop! Very Happy
-Nicci the Pie

Dear Parents,
I hope you have read the last letter. Now get us some motherfucking drugs right now!
-Nicci the Pie
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February 23rd, 2011 at 09:15am
Dear Nicci the Pie,
NO. THEY'RE OURS. Grr
Love, Parents.
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Dear Ebbs and Nic,
Drugs aren't good for you kids! I've never used them ever!
Love, Stoned Mike.
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February 23rd, 2011 at 04:52pm
Dear Stoned Mike,
Weren't you high when you wrote the bassline for Longview?
Love, Ebbs and Nic (Mostly Ebbs)

Dear Mike,
I meant to honor you, if I lose everything in the fire...
Did I ever make it through?
Love, Brittany
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February 23rd, 2011 at 06:10pm
Dear Brittany,
Yes, babe, you did.
Love, Mike.
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Dear Mike,
Daddy, did you ever take drugs?
Love, Stella.
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February 23rd, 2011 at 06:52pm
Dear Stella,
No. Drugs are bad.
Love, Your liar father

Dear Mike,
yiffyiffyiff
Love, Jibberjabber
Fiesta Spider
King For A Couple Of Days
Fiesta Spider
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Posts: 2645
February 24th, 2011 at 10:10am
Dear Jibberjabber,
gryfntirnkrnm to your my good Man or Woman.
-Wtf is wrong with you look on Mike's Face

Dear Mike,
Baby, baby, baby, ohh. I'm Justin Bieber and I love you, OHH!
-Justin 'I love you Mike' Bieber
Lee Jong Suk.
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Lee Jong Suk.
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February 24th, 2011 at 06:10pm
Dear Justin 'I love you Mike' Bieber,
Bang Bang Bang Bang
Love, Homicidal Mike.
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Dear Mike,
Aahh luuvv yhoo Maaaike.
Love, Miley Cyrus.
Fiesta Spider
King For A Couple Of Days
Fiesta Spider
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Gender: Female
Posts: 2645
February 24th, 2011 at 08:20pm
Dear Miley Cyrus,
Fuck you Biatch, you're a Public Pole Dancer! I don't wanna marry any whore!
-Mike 'Fuck you Miley I hate You' Dirnt

Dear Mike,
I can haunt you with my music. I shall sing my songs in my ghostly voice.
-Justin 'I will Haunt you Mike' Bieber
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February 24th, 2011 at 10:49pm
Dear Justin 'I will haunt you Mike' Bieber,
One acronym... F.O.D.
Love, Grammarical Mike

Dear Mike,
I had a boner thinking about you...
Justin Beeper
Fiesta Spider
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Fiesta Spider
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Posts: 2645
February 25th, 2011 at 01:39pm
Dear Justin Beeper,
Bang DIE GAY BITCH! Bang
-Sick of Gay People Mike

Dear Mike,
What was it like taking Drugs? Very Happy
-Person with Dumb Thoughts
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February 25th, 2011 at 02:54pm
Dear Person with Dumb Thoughts,
I was very happy. Like, nothing bothered me. I would laugh at everything. I was laughing when I was writing the bassline for Longview.
Love, Mike

Dear Mike,
What's your favorite song?
Randum
Fiesta Spider
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Fiesta Spider
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Posts: 2645
February 26th, 2011 at 07:47am
Dear Randum,
My Favourite is Bed Intruder Very Happy Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wives!
-Mike

Dear Mike,
What do you wear most? Thongs or G-Strings?
-Underwear Maker
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February 26th, 2011 at 11:47am
Dear Underwear Maker,
Um... O.o
Love, FreakedOutMike

Dear Mike,
RAWR
Love, Dinosaur
Fiesta Spider
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Fiesta Spider
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February 27th, 2011 at 08:19am
Dear Dinosaur,
DIRNT
-Mike

Dear Mike,
You like Mankinis? I have alot here in Kazakhstan! Very Happy
-Borat
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February 27th, 2011 at 11:11am
Dear Borat
WTF
From TheEverSoConfusedMike

Dear Mike
Emo emo cry cry
Love, KidInTheCorner
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