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tigerheartbreaker Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 21 Gender: Female Posts: 7	December 10th, 2009 at 07:35pm hey mike i am very shy around the boys how do i talk to the boys from lighthearted
madddie Banned Age: 20 Gender: Female Posts: 2227	December 10th, 2009 at 07:56pm Hey you're meant to answer the question before you, before you ask one!! Just talk to boys, they are the same as girls!! They just have a willy Love Mike. ______ Hey Mike, i'm getting my first tattoo on Monday (a Green Day one ) Seeing as you have tattoos I thought I could come to you for advice! Does it hurt as much as people say? Thanks.
Spoonful of Jimmy King For A Couple Of Days Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 2581	December 12th, 2009 at 04:00pm Dear Maddie, Have you ever accidently stabbed yourself with a pen or pencil? Hurts 10 times more than that. -Mikey D ++++ Dear Mike, Yeah, I want to get a tattoo, too... When I turn 18.. XD I was thinking of getting what you have to your left upper arm. "Cept instead of "Product of East Bay" I'm gonna have mine say "Product of SWFL" and on my other arm, I want to get the "ALL AGES" like Billie has. And on my lower back I want to get a heart grenade and "Don't Wanna Be An American Idiot" in fancy lettering. The downside is.. I'm terribly afraid of needles. How should I deal with my needlephobia when I really want to get these tattoos? With Love, Delaneyyy <3
John Lydon Post Whore Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 23891	December 28th, 2009 at 10:47am Dear Delaney,you should do what I did. Bring some friends or family to support you. And of course,think of all the reasons for having these tattoos! They're probably more good reasons than bad. - Love,Mike. ___________________ Hey Mike,what should I do? I'm all obsessed with British TV! Like BBC,Top Gear,Blackadder,Richard Hammond (He's so cute) and all that stuff. Got any tips? - Love you and everything named Mike.
GreenDayLover101 Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: 17 Gender: Female Posts: 4	January 30th, 2010 at 06:45pm Dear Mike, My dad looks kind-of like you, so I always think of my dad as a rockstar. Is That weird? I love you and the band so much!! I'm going to your concert in detroit michigan july 14, do you care if i hug you?? If i get the chance i mean.... Luv Ya Shelby Swanson
meh. Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie Age: - Gender: - Posts: 6	February 19th, 2010 at 03:23am GreenDayLover101: Dear Mike, My dad looks kind-of like you, so I always think of my dad as a rockstar. Is That weird? I love you and the band so much!! I'm going to your concert in detroit michigan july 14, do you care if i hug you?? If i get the chance i mean.... Luv Ya Shelby Swanson hmm. nobodys ever wanted to hug me. sure. and the dad rockstar part is kinda werid. is your dad chad kroeger? Mike the smexy beast --------------------------------------------- dear mike, i am totaly in love with you, same as the people... well at this forum. is this healthy?
John Lydon Post Whore Age: 16 Gender: Female Posts: 23891	February 19th, 2010 at 11:34am Dear......, I don't mind. Mike --- Dear Mike, Do ya mind if I kick someones ass cuz I want tickets to your Sweden concert? Viktoria
ThisIsGreenDay Falling In Love With The Board Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 6877	September 16th, 2010 at 05:56pm Dear Viktoria, The concert has come and gone already, I'm hoping you kicked ass without my permission. - Mike + + + + Dear Mike, You're such a handsome guy that I was wondering if you've been stealing some of Billie Joe's handsome pills; have you? - Pill Popper in Pennsylvania
iWillNawmYerFaaaace Idiot Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 675	December 22nd, 2010 at 09:49pm Dear Pill Popper in Pennsylvania, No, I haven't... Okay, maybe I have, just a little... From, Mike Dear Mikey, Where does Billie get his handsome pills? Does he even take any? From, TheObsessed
Chanyeol. Had A Life Before GSB Age: - Gender: Male Posts: 29966	January 3rd, 2011 at 08:02pm Dear TheObsessed He takes them daily, which is why he's so pretty. But not prettier than Dirnt. Chyeah. Love, Mike. Dear Mikey, A guy told me he was "going to ask me out", but nearly 3 weeks later he still hasn't. Wtf do I do? Love from, Fds;jgvfndvb
Sehun. Addict Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 13541	January 4th, 2011 at 01:58am Dear Fds;jgvfndvb, Kick his ass until he remembers, duh Love Mike --------- Dear Mike, Can I have your hair? Love, Balding
Chanyeol. Had A Life Before GSB Age: - Gender: Male Posts: 29966	January 4th, 2011 at 02:35pm Dear Balding, No dude, hair this beautiful doesn't grow on trees. It grows on Dirnts. Love, Dirnt. -------- Dear Mike, Would you shave your head to save Billie Joe Armstrong's life? Love, Billie Joe Armstrong.
Sehun. Addict Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 13541	January 4th, 2011 at 06:44pm Dear Billie Joe Armstrong, Depends... Love, Dirnt -------- Dear Mike, I'm dying - Help! Love, Zombrex
Chanyeol. Had A Life Before GSB Age: - Gender: Male Posts: 29966	January 4th, 2011 at 10:08pm Dear Zombrex, Oh. Shame. Love, Dirnt. ------- Dear Mike, Would you give your life to save me???? Love, Attention Seeker.
Sehun. Addict Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 13541	January 5th, 2011 at 12:31am Dear Attention Seeker, No. Fuck off & die. With Love, Dirnt ----- Dear Mike, Can you shave my legs? Love, Ghurillerr
Chanyeol. Had A Life Before GSB Age: - Gender: Male Posts: 29966	January 5th, 2011 at 04:49pm Dear Ghurillerr, Of course, with pleasure. Love, Dirnt. ------- Dear Mike, Do you shave your legs/armpits/back? Love, Baldie.
Sehun. Addict Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 13541	January 5th, 2011 at 06:03pm Dear Baldie, I dont, my 'good friend' does it for me... Love, Mike ------ Dear Mike, Can you declare your undying love for me yet? Love, EHEHEHEH
Chanyeol. Had A Life Before GSB Age: - Gender: Male Posts: 29966	January 5th, 2011 at 06:57pm Dear EHEHEHEH, No. Not now, not ever. Btw, your name is really hard to say without sounding sexual. Love, Dirntalicious. -------- Dear Mike, How often do you brush your teeth? Love, Toothbrush.
Sehun. Addict Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 13541	January 6th, 2011 at 12:09am Dear Toothbrush, What are you, a stalker?! -Mike ------- Dear Mike, Fuck me harder!! Love, Billie Joe
Chanyeol. Had A Life Before GSB Age: - Gender: Male Posts: 29966	January 6th, 2011 at 12:26am Dear Billie Joe, Goddammit, I'm doing it as hard as I can. Love, Mike. ------- Dear Mike, Fuck ME harder!!! Love, Tré

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