Ask Teh Dirnt.

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tigerheartbreaker
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
tigerheartbreaker
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 7
December 10th, 2009 at 01:35pm
hey mike i am very shy around the boys how do i talk to the boys from lighthearted
madddie
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madddie
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2227
December 10th, 2009 at 01:56pm
Hey you're meant to answer the question before you, before you ask one!!
Just talk to boys, they are the same as girls!! They just have a willy tehe
Love Mike.
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Hey Mike, i'm getting my first tattoo on Monday (a Green Day one Very Happy)
Seeing as you have tattoos I thought I could come to you for advice!
Does it hurt as much as people say?
Thanks.
Spoonful of Jimmy
King For A Couple Of Days
Spoonful of Jimmy
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 2581
December 12th, 2009 at 10:00am
Dear Maddie,
Have you ever accidently stabbed yourself with a pen or pencil? Hurts 10 times more than that.
-Mikey D
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Dear Mike,
Yeah, I want to get a tattoo, too... When I turn 18.. XD
I was thinking of getting what you have to your left upper arm. "Cept instead of "Product of East Bay" I'm gonna have mine say "Product of SWFL"
and on my other arm, I want to get the "*ALL AGES*" like Billie has. And on my lower back I want to get a heart grenade and "Don't Wanna Be An American Idiot" in fancy lettering.
The downside is.. I'm terribly afraid of needles.
How should I deal with my needlephobia when I really want to get these tattoos?
With Love, Delaneyyy <3
Newt.
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Newt.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 24017
December 28th, 2009 at 04:47am
Dear Delaney,you should do what I did. Bring some friends or family to support you. And of course,think of all the reasons for having these tattoos! They're probably more good reasons than bad.
- Love,Mike.
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Hey Mike,what should I do? I'm all obsessed with British TV! Like BBC,Top Gear,Blackadder,Richard Hammond (He's so cute) and all that stuff. Got any tips?
- Love you and everything named Mike. Mr. Green
GreenDayLover101
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
GreenDayLover101
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4

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January 30th, 2010 at 12:45pm
Dear Mike,

My dad looks kind-of like you, so I always think of my dad as a rockstar. Dance Is That weird? I love you and the band so much!! I'm going to your concert in detroit michigan july 14, do you care if i hug you?? If i get the chance i mean.... Luv Ya
Shelby Swanson
meh.
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meh.
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Posts: 6
February 18th, 2010 at 09:23pm
GreenDayLover101:
Dear Mike,

My dad looks kind-of like you, so I always think of my dad as a rockstar. Dance Is That weird? I love you and the band so much!! I'm going to your concert in detroit michigan july 14, do you care if i hug you?? If i get the chance i mean.... Luv Ya
Shelby Swanson


hmm. nobodys ever wanted to hug me. sure. and the dad rockstar part is kinda werid. is your dad chad kroeger?
Mike the smexy beast
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dear mike,
i am totaly in love with you, same as the people... well at this forum. is this healthy?
Newt.
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Newt.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 24017
February 19th, 2010 at 05:34am
Dear......,
I don't mind.
Smiley Mike
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Dear Mike,
Do ya mind if I kick someones ass cuz I want tickets to your Sweden concert? tehe
Smiley Viktoria
ThisIsGreenDay
Falling In Love With The Board
ThisIsGreenDay
Age: 41
Gender: Female
Posts: 6877

Mibba
September 16th, 2010 at 11:56am
Dear Viktoria,
The concert has come and gone already, I'm hoping you kicked ass without my permission. Con
- Mike

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Dear Mike,
You're such a handsome guy that I was wondering if you've been stealing some of Billie Joe's handsome pills; have you?
- Pill Popper in Pennsylvania
iWillNawmYerFaaaace
Idiot
iWillNawmYerFaaaace
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 675
December 22nd, 2010 at 03:49pm
Dear Pill Popper in Pennsylvania,
No, I haven't...
Okay, maybe I have, just a little...
From,
Mike

Dear Mikey,
Where does Billie get his handsome pills? Does he even take any?
From,
TheObsessed
Lee Jong Suk.
This Board Is My Home
Lee Jong Suk.
Age: -
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Posts: 30599
January 3rd, 2011 at 02:02pm
Dear TheObsessed
He takes them daily, which is why he's so pretty. But not prettier than Dirnt. Chyeah.
Love, Mike.

Dear Mikey,
A guy told me he was "going to ask me out", but nearly 3 weeks later he still hasn't. Wtf do I do?
Love from, Fds;jgvfndvb
Suga.
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Suga.
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Posts: 14195
January 3rd, 2011 at 07:58pm
Dear Fds;jgvfndvb,
Kick his ass until he remembers, duh
Love Mike
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Dear Mike,
Can I have your hair?
Love, Balding
Lee Jong Suk.
This Board Is My Home
Lee Jong Suk.
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Posts: 30599
January 4th, 2011 at 08:35am
Dear Balding,
No dude, hair this beautiful doesn't grow on trees. It grows on Dirnts.
Love, Dirnt.
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Dear Mike,
Would you shave your head to save Billie Joe Armstrong's life?
Love, Billie Joe Armstrong.
Suga.
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Suga.
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Posts: 14195
January 4th, 2011 at 12:44pm
Dear Billie Joe Armstrong,
Depends...
Love, Dirnt
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Dear Mike,
I'm dying - Help!
Love, Zombrex
Lee Jong Suk.
This Board Is My Home
Lee Jong Suk.
Age: -
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Posts: 30599
January 4th, 2011 at 04:08pm
Dear Zombrex,
Oh. Shame.
Love, Dirnt.
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Dear Mike,
Would you give your life to save me????
Love, Attention Seeker.
Suga.
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Suga.
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January 4th, 2011 at 06:31pm
Dear Attention Seeker,
No. Fuck off & die.
With Love, Dirnt
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Dear Mike,
Can you shave my legs?
Love, Ghurillerr
Lee Jong Suk.
This Board Is My Home
Lee Jong Suk.
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Posts: 30599
January 5th, 2011 at 10:49am
Dear Ghurillerr,
Of course, with pleasure.
Love, Dirnt.
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Dear Mike,
Do you shave your legs/armpits/back?
Love, Baldie.
lmfao
Suga.
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Suga.
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January 5th, 2011 at 12:03pm
Dear Baldie,
I dont, my 'good friend' does it for me... Wink
Love, Mike
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Dear Mike,
Can you declare your undying love for me yet?
Love, EHEHEHEH
Lee Jong Suk.
This Board Is My Home
Lee Jong Suk.
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January 5th, 2011 at 12:57pm
Dear EHEHEHEH,
No. Not now, not ever. Btw, your name is really hard to say without sounding sexual.
Love, Dirntalicious.
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Dear Mike,
How often do you brush your teeth?
Love, Toothbrush.
Suga.
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Suga.
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January 5th, 2011 at 06:09pm
Dear Toothbrush,
What are you, a stalker?!
-Mike
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Dear Mike,
Fuck me harder!!
Love, Billie Joe
Lee Jong Suk.
This Board Is My Home
Lee Jong Suk.
Age: -
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Posts: 30599
January 5th, 2011 at 06:26pm
Dear Billie Joe,
Goddammit, I'm doing it as hard as I can.
Love, Mike.
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Dear Mike,
Fuck ME harder!!!
Love, Tré
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