How To Be Sexy.

Disclaimer: Due to the lack of humor in some GSBians and the way some may take this personally I’d like to make it clear that this is entirely a joke. I do not wish to offend anyone in any way.

From the maker who brought you A How To On: Making Out comes the next step in achieving everything you’ve ever wanted!

How To Be Sexy.

There are two kinds of people in this world. Sexy people and not sexy people. Some examples of sexy GSBians are:

-Rachel
-Mikey
-Kaden

In order to be sexy you don’t only have to look it, you have to act it, and feel it.

The Look

Being sexy takes a particular wardrobe so throw out those sweater-vests and toe socks! Its time to get down to business! Victoria’s Secret is perhaps the most popular and well known brand for all sexy clothes all the time. Lace, bows, short, and sleek are sexy. Puffy, long, itchy, and two big are not.

For Girls: (results may vary)
V-Necks that show off just the right amount of cleavage!
String bikinis at the beach!
Lacey bras and undies
Thongs!
Stilettos or high heels
Red Lipstick!
Leather outfits
Lingerie
Tight jeans
Short skirts

For Guys (results may vary)
Collared shirts that are unbuttoned a little at the top
Tight pants
Snakebites
Muscles
Abs
Jeans that make your ass look cute
Ties
Eyeliner (on occasion)

So remember: old lady sweaters and old men slippers are not hot! Get that one-piece bathing suit off of you and strip down!

The Talk

When someone asks you what the craziest thing you have ever done don’t reply with: “I got a rash and tried to put mayonnaise on it and than got a rare form of skin cancer!” No no no GSBians its time to talk sexy!

If you are for instance trying to seduce someone, don’t look at your feet and ask, “Do you want to mix your banana with my ice cream sundae?” Instead slowly move towards there face and whisper in there ear something like these:

-“I can make you moan.”
-“I want you on top of me in the middle of this crowd”

And so on.
Remember: Talk with a cool and sensual voice. Keeping eye contact is also a good idea to. Be a flirt and tease! Tease! Tease!

The Act

So now you got the look and the talk…but can you put it all together?
Some things you can do to make your life seem more sexy and outrageous are getting into different activities. Here are some examples:

-Pole dancing
-Exotic dancing
-Lap dances
-Strip teases

Be kinky people! No I don’t mean draw blood with hammer…I mean when your sweetie comes home from work be dressed in a leather outfit complete with 3 inch heels to surprise him. Try getting freaky in different areas. The bedroom shouldn’t be your only spot for bang bang bang.

Quick Help:

Always keep eye contact while being sexy with your partner. Also, while flirting touch your mouth simultaneously. Chocolate covered strawberries are always sexy. Inviting your partner for a bath with candles and dimmed lights creates a mood. Don’t look trashy…have class. Can’t decide which bra or underwear to wear…?: you can never go wrong with black. Smell good!!! Lotion! Lotion! Lotion! Dominate. Run his hand up your thigh. Take clothes off without using your hands. Don’t be nervous…act with confidence! Make it clear what you want while still leaving them guessing. Lick your lips slowly. Screw nice…be naughty! Don’t get sappy. Licking whipped cream off of her stomach is hot.

Always keep them begging for more.