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ree-ee-annan
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ree-ee-annan
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May 6th, 2007 at 02:27pm
Kate,

I think you insert the floppy disk and something should pop up that has all the stuff on the floppy disk in it.
As I dont use them very often, I would not know.
Hope this helps.

Billie Joe Armstrong.

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Dear Billie,
I'm really worried about taking my science GCSE in June, and altho I have help from teachers and stuff, I still feel like I'm gna fail.
Do you have any advice that could help me though this?

- Atom Anxiety.
BillieJoezGurl
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May 6th, 2007 at 02:28pm
Dear Atom, you should use all your spare time to study
BJ
theknitwhiz
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May 7th, 2007 at 02:10pm
daer kate,

i have no idea!


dear billie joe,
if you ever met me, would you ''make love'' with me?

dickinme
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Mibba
May 7th, 2007 at 02:15pm
Dear Dickinme.
No. Period. I'm happily married, and I think it's illegal to do that in this country. And The last thing I need right now is a statutory Rape charge. Plus, at 13, are you even fully developed yet?

oddly,
BJ
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Dear Billie Joe.
I just landed a job working at my favorite ice cream parlor this summer! I go there all the time and thier ice cream is really addictive. I'm afraid that if I work there all the time that I'll go from a size 0 to a size 18 in a timespan of 3 months. Any ideas on how to keep off the chunkage?

Love Love Love
Shop Girl.
lyrical_mess
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May 7th, 2007 at 02:30pm
Dear Shop Girl,

As we all know, I like to keep my girlish figure, so of course I'd have tips for you! 1. Excercise, little lady! You can excercise in different ways. Some people jog around the block, some people ride bikes with their friends, I prefer to run back and forth across a large stage. Also, keep looking in a mirror. That should fuel you. Mr. Green

Love,
Petite Billie.

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Dear Billie Joe,

I'm having a case of writer's block. but its really weird. See, I can write my poems but it all comes out sounding so...usual. It's all very trite. Any tips on how to spice up my writing style?

Yours,
Po A. Tree.
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Mibba Blog
May 7th, 2007 at 02:32pm
iw2mowbj:


dear billie joe,
if you ever met me, would you ''make love'' with me?

dickinme




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ree-ee-annan
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May 7th, 2007 at 04:13pm
Dear Po A. Tree,

Maybe you've run out of original ideas for your writing.
Maybe you need to go out in search of inspiration.
Or maybe, an idea will hit you when you least expect it.
You may think your poems are "usual" but I am sure their not.
I am sure your creative juices will begint o flow again soon :]

Yours
BJ

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Dear Billie,

I'm having boyfriend troubles. You see, we have been together for 6 weeks now, but he ignores me all the time. He is very shy and doesn't give me any affection or talk to me.
I dont want it to turn into a little kiddy realtionship, where we never talk or anything, but i fear it may already of happened.
Any ideas?

Yours,

Fed Up.
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Mibba
May 7th, 2007 at 04:16pm
Dear Po A. Tree.
Inspiration can happen at the most unusual times, so do somthing you think is inspiring! What I usually do is take walks or have sex. (And let me tell you, one is more fun than the other) and evenutally you'll start to see and think things in a new light.
Hope it helps
B tothe J
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Dear Billie Joe.
I just bought a dress the other day when I was out shopping at the mall. It's not a formal dress, more of a summer sun-dress really. I want to wear it to school tomorrow, but I don't know if I should. I've worn longs skirts a few times, but would a dress be too "formal" for school?
Love
Nekkid.
BillieJoezGurl
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May 7th, 2007 at 09:05pm
Dear Nekkid, ask your mom.
BJ
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Dear BillieJoe, should my mom get spelling lessons? my middle name is Bree, it was supposed to be the cheese but that's spelled Brie`.
PenguinPunk
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May 8th, 2007 at 12:50am
BillieJoezGurl:
Dear Nekkid, ask your mom.
BJ
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Dear BillieJoe, should my mom get spelling lessons? my middle name is Bree, it was supposed to be the cheese but that's spelled Brie`.



I dunno, why don't u ask her? Brie is good. Very Happy Very Happy




Tell me bout it, tell me how you feel. And if the feel is real, tell me whatz the deal.
Sumthin Smushi
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May 8th, 2007 at 10:26am
Dear BJ...
Honestly...im starting to lose interest to come on GSB everyday like i used to. I dont want to thou....i LOVE GSB!!! But it seemes that there's always something else to do, and when i do get the time to go online, i bearly do due to my laziness. Tell me...what should i do to get that urge i used to have of getting on GSB everyday??

Love,
Smushi<3GSB
ree-ee-annan
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ree-ee-annan
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May 8th, 2007 at 03:38pm
Rhiannan:
Dear Po A. Tree,

Maybe you've run out of original ideas for your writing.
Maybe you need to go out in search of inspiration.
Or maybe, an idea will hit you when you least expect it.
You may think your poems are "usual" but I am sure their not.
I am sure your creative juices will begint o flow again soon :]

Yours
BJ

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Dear Billie,

I'm having boyfriend troubles. You see, we have been together for 6 weeks now, but he ignores me all the time. He is very shy and doesn't give me any affection or talk to me.
I dont want it to turn into a little kiddy realtionship, where we never talk or anything, but i fear it may already of happened.
Any ideas?

Yours,

Fed Up.
RebelofSuburbia
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May 8th, 2007 at 03:46pm
nvm ignore this
Revol
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May 9th, 2007 at 03:03pm
Dear Fed Up

If the guys just shy like you said then maybe you should arrange for the 2 of you just to go out some where together. He might just not like being around lots of people if thats how you normally see each other. If not then maybe hes not the one?

Billie Joe
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Dear Billie

I've only very recently (as in last week) started playing guitar and I've been practising on my step dads really old guitar. The wiring in its dodgy and it keeps breaking because it's pretty old. I don't know whether or not to just stick with it because I'm not 100% that I'm gonna ever get serious about playing or should I save up and get a new 1? I dont wanna spend loads on a guitar I may never use again but then I'm worried I could even get electrocuted by this dodgy wiring (though my step dad said it's unlikely).

From Blob
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May 10th, 2007 at 01:03am
Dear Blob,

I'm not sure...I'd say safety first. But if you're not sure you're serious, perhaps you should get an acoustic and start with that. If you're still playing and still loving it after a year or two, you can get yourself a shiny new electric. And who knows? Maybe one day you'll be a huge guitar god! But not huger than me.

Love,

BJ

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Dear Billie Joe,

Playing the F -chord on guitar is hard. I started taking lessons a few months ago and I can't get the stupid F-chord. IT just sounds like this weird thumpy noise. The book's all "Don't worry if you don't get it at first!" but I do worry because I've been playing the same damn chord all week with no results and my fingers hurt! Help me!

Yours,
Fucking Chord.
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Mibba
May 10th, 2007 at 03:52pm
Dear Fucking Cord.
I'm sorry that playing that note is so F-ing hard for you. (F-ing, GET IT?!) but maybe if you're struggling so much that you need some professional help. Find someone who knows how to play, and have them do the "Hand on your hand on the neck" teaching method. It might just help.
Good luck!
Uncle Bill
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Dearest Billie Joe
I haven't had a boyfriend in almost a year and let's just say.. I'm getting a little desperate. Would it be wrong to hook up with my guy friend just as a "friends with benefits" type deal? I know he kinda likes me.
Thanks Bro.
Snogger.
FashionCastaway
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Posts: 46
May 10th, 2007 at 04:21pm
Dear Snogger,
It is cool to have a "friends with benefits" relationship, but if you do decide to go ahead with this make sure that he feels Ok with it. Those kind of things can get really confusing once one or both partners start feeling something that wasn't in the deal.

Yours,
Billie

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Dear Billie,
I think I'm going mental! I have this band that I like, yet I don't want to tell anyone about them for fear of people, mainly my friends, getting "fan-girlish". I feel proud because I am protecting this band from bullshit, but also guilty because I feel like I am denying the world something great. What should I do?!

Yours,
DIG
Comic tragedy
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May 20th, 2007 at 02:25pm
Dear Dig,
That sucks! But what I might say is, don't be afraid to share this band. The thing with bands is, each one has at least one really crappy song. Find the crappy song that your band has and play THAT for your friends.

Yours,
Billie Joe







Dear Billie,
To simply put it, there is this guy I really like. However, I am unsure of whether he likes me. But to be on the safe side, how do I get him to like me?

Yours,
Stellarificized Sachel
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Mibba
May 20th, 2007 at 09:57pm
Dear S.S.
Dress and act flirty, but not in a slutty way. Miniskirts are great for this because it allows you to show off some hot leg without being too too revealing. I know this girl who does it all the time and she's seen a huge improvement. It's the same with cleavage. Even if you only have a little, work it in a way that doesn't make you look like a baby prostitute. Long earrings are also great because they bring a guys eyes to your neck which, I don't know if you know this, is SUPER hot. Oh, and talk to him about things that interest him, like music or sports. guys love that shit.
Good luck
Beej.

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Dear Billie Joe,
I'm taking a course in creative writing next year and I'm uuber excited about it. The only problem is that they're going to make me do a lot of poetry, as well as prose, and I cannot do poetry for anything. Any advise on how to transform paragraphs into poems so that I can have an easier way of passing the class?
Love
Storyteller.
Cr!Xa_Punkrocker!
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June 11th, 2007 at 12:48am
Dear Billie do you marry me????
Please: Say YOU DO

Whith all my love: Crazyfan
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