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Mibba Blog
November 6th, 2006 at 07:22am
This is like an Ask Annie column type thing. You can tell Billie your problems here or ask him a question and anyone can answer as Billie Joe. However, this is not the place to ask him if he will hug you or ask for his autograph. That's the "Ask Billie Anything" thread. This is for getting Billie's answers to your fashion fiascos, boyfriend bummers, music meltdowns and puberty problems.

Examples

Q: Dear Billie Joe, my cat likes to eat my CDs. It keeps getting sick but it won't come to the vet and it won't stop eating CDs. What should I do? From, Confused Kitty Girl

And then, the next person will answer as Billie Joe and ask a question of their own.

A: Dear Kitty Girl, maybe you should hide your CDs. And make sure your cat doesn't eat any Green Day.

You cannot ask a new question unless you make an attempt to answer the previous one. Anyone can answer as Billie Joe. Normally, there's a fixed person to answer problems, but not here!

Whoot! We all get to be Billie Joe! I'll start.



Dear Billie Joe,

I don't like doing my math homework. It bores me to death and I can't concentrate. Do you have any tips that can help me out?

From,
Easily Distracted.
Sumthin Smushi
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November 6th, 2006 at 07:32am
Dear Easily Distrcated,
we all know about the bordom of school work. one way you can solve this is to put some flare into you work time. listen to a Green Day DC while your doing your work.
hope that helps, and hope you pass!!

Billie joe

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Dear Billie Joe,
my parents recently discovered that i smoke. they have been up my ass ever since. they want me to quit, but i dont want to, and im already in enough trouble as it is. wat should i do??

from,
Miss Marlboro
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November 7th, 2006 at 06:30am
Dear Miss Marlboro,

Who the hell told you to smoke in the first place? I mean, even I'm trying to quit! I'm telling you, it's not easy, but it's what you have to do. It's probably a lot easier to quit when you're a kid than when you're 30.

Billie Joe.


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Dear Billie Joe,

I like to read slash. A lot. Most of it is about you. It's becoming like an addiction, and my mom saw me reading it. Now, she's sending me to shrink. But I'm not crazy. I just...think it's hot. Please help me.

From,
Trillie Lover.
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Mibba
November 7th, 2006 at 02:28pm
Dear Trillie Lover,

Its perfectly fine that you read slash about Tre and I. It's based on fact right? or is it? Wink Its completely normal for a young woman to read this sort of thing. Just don't show up at my window with a Camera some night hoping to get some shots, then we'd have a problem.
Love, Trillie

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Dear Billie Joe.

I paint my fingernails black. I'm not gothic or anything, but I like the way I look with them, it makes me feel edgy and different from everyone else. The thing is people are calling me goth (jokingly mostly) even though I dress rather average (Aeropostale, American Eagle ect..) Its getting pretty annoying now and they don't know when to quit. Should I just ditch the polish?

-Preppy Goth.
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November 7th, 2006 at 02:31pm
Nah, keep it. Why do you even care what other people think about it? And it's just nail polish..

Yours, Billie.

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Dear Billie Joe.

tehe Why do I think you're so hot?

Billie fan. Shifty
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November 7th, 2006 at 03:07pm
Dear fan...of me! tehe

It is only natural for you to think that I am incredibly hot....because I am one hot piece of trim. Raspa

Billie.

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Dear Billie Joe,

I am quite often told that I have obsessive issues involving you, your band and your teeth. Do you think I should get out more?

Love..you!! Baby
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November 7th, 2006 at 03:22pm
Dear Teeth lover,

Maybe you should get out more, you obviously have issues and I think you need to work on them, also I think an un-healthy obsession with the band and me is good, it helps feed my HUGE ego Thats in my pants tehe

Love me too!
Billie Joe Armstrong

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Dear Billie Joe

I think you may have issues in the band, Mike is using far to much Kleenex and his eyes are red, can you explain that??

Concerned Fan
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November 7th, 2006 at 03:29pm
Dear Concerned fan,

Mike has hayfever. There is no issues. Except he needs to take a Clarityn.

Billie.

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Dear Billie Joe,

I have an urge to kill you in a blender.

Yah...

- Blenderific Kid
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November 7th, 2006 at 05:39pm
Dear Blenderific Kid,

I'm having the authorities come to your house as we speak
With much love,
Billie Joe
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Dear Billie,
I can't seem to stop seeing you! Wherever I go I see someone who had some sort of resemblance to you, even if its the slightest similarity
Whats my problem??
Love,
Deja-Billie
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November 7th, 2006 at 06:10pm
Dear Deja-Billie,
Maybe you're just seeing things..unless you live near the Bay area sex shop..then it really is me. Oops, I said too much. Anyway, maybe it's just that a lot of people happen to look like me. I'm not sure. Don't rape your friends though!
Sincerely,
Billie

------------------------------------------------- Dear Billie,
No matter how much I beg and plead, I cannot get my friend to do my homework for me. She just won't do it. How do I persuade her to do it for me?
With Love,
Lazy Billie
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November 7th, 2006 at 06:12pm
Dear Deja-Billie

You have one simple problem.. YOUWANTMYBEEF

BJ Ah

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Dear Billie Joe,
I have an angry twitching Billie fetish, is there any chance you could go back on crack for my pure entertainment?

♥ Ronnie Corbett

P.S is there really no place like home?
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November 7th, 2006 at 06:26pm
Dear Ronnie Corbett,
Despite your deepest wishes, I cannot go back on crack. Adie would castrate me if I did and to be honest, I like my beef.

And Where did I say there was no place like home? I would like to see that article!

Sincerly,
Da Beej.
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Dear Billie Joe,
I know your wife is from Minnesota, What are your views on the Minnesota Wild? The National Hockey Team from Minneapolis?? Do you go to there games and if so, WANT TO GO TO A MINN VS. BOSTON GAME?! Ah
Sincerley,
Hockey-day fan
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November 8th, 2006 at 05:07am
(my new fav thread lmfao)

Dear Hockey-day fan,
Do you even realise who you are talking to? me, sports? Do you no know I drive a girly man car? Man Adrienne is more manly than me.

Oh and I said there is no place like home when I was smacked off my non-existent chubb tits on stage in Oakland in '95

Billiam.

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Dear Billie Joe
I have a problem, I think I am having sexual and weird thought about your wife (I'm not lmfao) do you ever feelin intimidated that she is just far prettier then you?

Anastacia Beaverhousen.
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November 8th, 2006 at 08:27am
Dear Anastacia Beaverhousen,

Heh, my wife is a gorgeous lady, I'll admit. But she's mine. Well, I'm hers. I don't feel intimidated by her looks, more the whip she has above our bed.

- Billie.

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Dear BJ

I'm kinda going insane. I keep thinking I am characters in books! Can you help?

- Holden Caulfield.
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November 8th, 2006 at 09:50am
greendayjunkie:
Dear Teeth lover,

Maybe you should get out more, you obviously have issues and I think you need to work on them, also I think an un-healthy obsession with the band and me is good, it helps feed my HUGE ego Thats in my pants tehe

Love me too!
Billie Joe Armstrong

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Dear Billie Joe

I think you may have issues in the band, Mike is using far to much Kleenex and his eyes are red, can you explain that??

Concerned Fan

lmfao lmfao lmfao tehe
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Mibba
November 8th, 2006 at 02:06pm
(my new favorite thread also)

Dear Holden Caulfield,
What you need is for something to happen to you that doesn't ever happen to characters in books. For example, go to a bar, get shitfaced. Then go home with the most hideous woman to ever grace god's Earth. Then wake up looking right into her one big eye. That NEVER happens in the books, only real life, trust me.
Love,
BIll-job
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Dear Billie Joe,
would you ever consider dying your hair blue again? And getting your nose re-pierced? I think you would be much more fuckable if you did.
sincerly,
Mango-tango
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November 8th, 2006 at 02:18pm
Dear Mango-Tango

No, those days are gone, accept it. Maybe I'll dye it grey and get a nipple piercing. I'm hot anyway..

Yours, Billie.

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Dear Billie.

...
Grli Grli Grli

PS Sex
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Mibba
November 8th, 2006 at 02:23pm
Dear Crazy Person,

I am having my lawyer call you as we speak....

PS Sex Sex

Love, Bill

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Dear Billie Joe

What is your view on
Diet Coke vs Coca Cola Classic??

Love,
Razzmatazz
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November 8th, 2006 at 02:29pm
LMFAO tehe

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Dear Razzmatazz.

That's an interesting question. And there's only one answer. Seriously. Coke Classic. Nothing else. Diet Coke is a fucking joke..

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Dear Billie Ah

... Now really, what happened between you and Mark? tehe

Billie-Mark-Fan, Be. xxxx
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November 8th, 2006 at 02:33pm
Dear Millie Fan tehe

A lot of unmentionables happened between me and Mark, all I am gonna say is Whips and Chains, Mark certainly is a kinky little fucker

Billie Joe X

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Dear Billie Joe,

Have you ever heard of the term 'Green Day sandwich'?? CALL ME!!! on the number 555-IWANNABEINTHEMIDDLE

Meat and Lettuce x
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