Ask Teh Dirnt.

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The Doctor
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Mibba Blog
November 11th, 2006 at 12:11pm
Yeah, I stole the idea. So sue and get teh CIA onto me.

This is like an Ask Annie column type thing. You can tell Mike your problems here or ask him a question and anyone can answer as Mike. However, this is not the place to ask him if he will hug you or ask for his autograph. That's the "Ask Mike Anything" thread. This is for getting Mike's answers to your fashion fiascos, boyfriend bummers, music meltdowns and puberty problems.

Examples

Q: Dear Mike, I have a big crush on a mass murder, what should I do?
From, Osama Lover

And then, the next person will answer as Mike and ask a question of their own.

A: Dear Osama Lover, maybe you need to go to a shrink. Try and look more into your own community for crushes.

You cannot ask a new question unless you make an attempt to answer the previous one. Anyone can answer as Mike. Normally, there's a fixed person to answer problems, but not here!

Okay, I'll start ^^

Dear Mike,

I have a problem with my hair. I keep cutting at it when I'm stressed, resulting in it looking awful. It's hurting my confidence bad and makes me feel worse? What should I do?
- Goldilock-less.
Old Gregg
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November 11th, 2006 at 12:15pm
Dear Goldlock-less,

I feel that cutting your hair as a for of stress is better then cutting yourself, but if it results in you looking bad, then perhaps you should buy a bunch of dolls and cut their hair instead.

-Mike
The Doctor
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Mibba Blog
November 11th, 2006 at 01:03pm
Tré's Fiddle Buddyx3:
Dear Goldlock-less,

I feel that cutting your hair as a for of stress is better then cutting yourself, but if it results in you looking bad, then perhaps you should buy a bunch of dolls and cut their hair instead.

-Mike
You need to ask a question too Very Happy
Old Gregg
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November 11th, 2006 at 01:08pm
Sexed Up Shrink:
Tré's Fiddle Buddyx3:
Dear Goldlock-less,

I feel that cutting your hair as a for of stress is better then cutting yourself, but if it results in you looking bad, then perhaps you should buy a bunch of dolls and cut their hair instead.

-Mike
You need to ask a question too Very Happy


ooooh ok

Dear Mike,
Recently i have been engaging in some not so nice activities. I know i'ma good person but the thrills of doing these naughty thigns is addicting. I'm headed for trouble and i'm too soft for the big house! What do I do?

- Don't wanna be an American Convict
The Doctor
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Mibba Blog
November 11th, 2006 at 01:11pm
Don't wanna be an American Convict,

You should try and find another way of having fun which doesn't involve illegal activites. Maybe start writing songs or drawing. If it's the adreniline factor, go to a theme park and hit the big roller coasters.

-Mike.
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dear Mike,

I've been addicted to eating chocolate spread. I swear. Is there any way to cut my Nutella habit?

- Nora Nutcase.
Old Gregg
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November 11th, 2006 at 01:18pm
Dear Nora Nutcase,

Work out a system to wean yourself off of it. Eat less and less each dya until it is cut out of your diet. You, and your hips, will thank you in the long run.


Dear Mike,
I have a rather odd fetish for bananas. I am chasing all of my friends away becaue of it, and nobody wants to date me. What should I do?
Binky.
Idiot
Binky.
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November 11th, 2006 at 01:38pm
Dear ... Banana Cool ,
You could ask yourself: What makes bananas so amazing for me? and you could try to explain that to your friends, maybe they'll understand how you feel then and you could all join the banana-club and work on my plantation : >

Dear Mike,
my 'friend' always goes on my crush and she knows that and then she wents like "Oh, do you still like him?" and stuff. Can I kill her?
-Panny Puberty ;_;
Old Gregg
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November 11th, 2006 at 01:43pm
Dear Panny Puberty,

Right on. Even I am not afraid to take my bass and beat somebody over the head with it. Just amke sure you don't leave anythign that could link you to the crime.

Dear Mike,
I feel depressed all of the time. Not even my parrot can amke me feel better. I lay in my room with the blinds closed and listen to Nick Lachey post jessica breakup Help me?

-Depressed in Detroit
*PUNK-EVERLASTING*
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November 11th, 2006 at 01:55pm
Dear Depressed in Detroit,
Mabye you should find somthing you like doing. If that dosent work try new things who knows you might have a hidden talent.

Dear Mike,
I told this one guy I would go back out with him but I really dont want to. Now he keps asking me whrn ill go back out with him!
-smothered by sean
Iwannajumpout
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Mibba Blog
November 11th, 2006 at 02:50pm
Dear Smothered
You don't need to write him an essay on "Why I Won't Go Out With You" but you should just get it over with. Tell him straight up that you changed your mind. Being strung along sucks a lot more than the truth.

Dear Mike,
I have recently had friends trying to set me up on blind dates, when I have made it quite clear that I would put my music over any relationship. Right now, I do not have enough time to practise, let alone extra social time. I have tried to explain this, but they do not understand why music should be so high on my priority list. I figured you might have had similiar problems, so any suggestions?
--Aligned Alright
Captain Anarchy
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November 11th, 2006 at 05:13pm
Dear Alright
Take your music with you and practise there. If the blind date can't take it...his problem!

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Dear 'The Dirnt'
My dad constantly has his girlfriend over since mum left. I just want her to go away! Any suggestions that minght help my cause?
--Social Relex
Milk
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Mibba Blog
November 11th, 2006 at 07:45pm
Dear Social Relex,
You should try to explain to your dad that you aren't comfortable with his girlfriend being around all the time. Try to find a compromise with your dad, and try to work out something that will work for both of you.
- 'The Dirnt' Wink

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Dear Mike,
All my friends think I have a serious issue with you. They say I'm obsessed with you, and I know I'm not. Okay, maybe I have a crush on you... but that's not my fault! Shifty It's yours... What can I do to convince my friends I'm not obsessed with you?
Love, Out Of Line
lyrical_mess
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Mibba Blog
November 13th, 2006 at 06:44am
Hail:

I don't know how you did it, but people aren't using this as a nonsense thread like they are for mine!

Okay, I'll stop spamming and go. Bye!
LadyLuna
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November 13th, 2006 at 04:23pm
The Saints Are Coming:
Dear Mike,
All my friends think I have a serious issue with you. They say I'm obsessed with you, and I know I'm not. Okay, maybe I have a crush on you... but that's not my fault! Shifty It's yours... What can I do to convince my friends I'm not obsessed with you?
Love, Out Of Line


Dear Out Of Line,

I must say that I'm flattered that you seem to like me so much! Back to the point, have you tried looking for guys in your area to pour all that...affection onto instead of me? There must be some poor dude who is down on his luck and could use a girl like you to shower him in attention! If all else fails, I suggest you get in contact with Tre as a last resort. I'm sure he could help you but knowing Tre his methods might be a bit....well, whatever you do, good luck with it! Mr. Green

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Dear Mike,
Recently I have been feeling neglected. My family doesn't care about me, my friends use me for money, booze, and homework answers and let's not get started on school...My life sucks right now. Can you give me any advice on how to improve my situation?
--Lone Star
Milk
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Mibba Blog
November 14th, 2006 at 02:33am
Dear Lone Star,
Take up an activity or group with people you have something in common with. As for your friends, find some new ones. If they don't treat you the way you want to be treated, then find ones that do. If all else fails, try prozac... it worked for Billie!
-Mike.
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Dear Mike,
My brother has a real problem with Green Day. He keeps putting me down because I like you guys, and he blares his slipknot music so loud I can't listen to anything good. I've tried everything, but he won't back down. What should I do?
Love, Suffering Slowly
lyrical_mess
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Mibba Blog
November 15th, 2006 at 10:19am
Dear Suffering,

He can stuff a freaky mask up his ass and run around screaming about death, but that doesn't make Green Day any less cool, does it? Go somewhere else and listen. Alternatively, you could hide his CDs and change the password on his computer. But judging by his choice in music...he might react, er, let's not go there. Good luck and keep listening to good music.

Your Bass God,
Mike.
Milk
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Mibba Blog
November 15th, 2006 at 11:13pm
lyrical_gaah52:
Dear Suffering,

He can stuff a freaky mask up his ass and run around screaming about death, but that doesn't make Green Day any less cool, does it? Go somewhere else and listen. Alternatively, you could hide his CDs and change the password on his computer. But judging by his choice in music...he might react, er, let's not go there. Good luck and keep listening to good music.

Your Bass God,
Mike.


OMIGAWSH you forgot your question.
Milk
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Mibba Blog
November 23rd, 2006 at 07:14pm
Since no one asked a question, I will.

Dear Mike,
Recently I havne't been able to play guitar. This really bothers me. I have to do something with my hands, do you have any suggestions?
Love, Carpal-Craze
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Mibba
November 28th, 2006 at 12:40pm
Dear Carpal-Craze
Stress balls work wonders =]
-Mike

Dear Mike
Is Tre good in bed? tehe
Love
Hannah
lyrical_mess
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Mibba Blog
November 28th, 2006 at 01:40pm
Dear Hannah,

I'm invoking the fifth amendment. I could tell you...but it depends on what you want to know...Meg

--Mike


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Dear Mike,
I see Johnny Depp in my dreams. He's pleasuring you. Please explain this to me.

From,
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