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dear loco,
my bestfriend got in trouble a few months ago & i haven't been to house in a super long time. im tryin to convince my parents she's changed but they don't believ me. help!

dear loco,
my bestfriend got in trouble a few months ago & i haven't been to her house in a super long time. im tryin to convince my parents she's changed but they don't believ me. help!

Dear freak27,
Just sneak over. Give your parents drugged coffee to knock them out for a few hours or something. Idk, that's all I got.
Yours,
Mike
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Dear Mike,
It's always been really easy for me to learn the lyrics and tune of a song. All I had to do was listen to it once while reading the lyrics as it went along. I'd usually be singing along about halfway through. But now it's really hard for me. I just tried to learn Castaway, and it's really hard now! I think that maybe I learned too many songs and my brain ran outta room. Can you tell me why I can't learn songs so easy and what I can do to make it easy again???
Thanks.
Yours forever,
Skylar

Dear Skylar,
Maybe you need a brief break from music and get some more sleep. Or perhaps, do some activities which involve you solve problems...your homework right? After you feel comfortable, get back into music again.

-Mike




Dear M,

OMG I think you're soo gorgeous. I find myself thinking about you excessivley. What should I do?

-horney

Dear Horney,
Get over it.
Miek
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Dear Mike:
I'm trying to get held back but my teacher's too nice. What should I do?
Skylar

Dear Skylar,
seriously try to not do or turn in work. or if you do it...do it horribly wrong. Make sure she knows the work is "too hard". Idk. I also don't know why you want to be held back but...better then dropping out! =D

Best advice.

-Mike



Dear Mike,
Okay so no matter what the hell I do i get critisized, yelled at, scolded, etc. Even if I do something good or nice. My dad and girlfriend always find something to yell at me for. It pisses me off horribly. I don't get it. What should I do instead of crying or going off on them (which lands me in more trouble)???
Go to my 'happy place'? (lol I hate that saying)

Thanks.

-HAWK.

(same here)

Dear HAWK,
You're... 14? You only have 3 or 4 more years and then you're gone! Just make sure you're always out of the house or inj your room, and always doing something you like. The time will fly and soon you're out on your own.
Love,
Mike.
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Dear Mike,
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, should I go eat worms like that thing my dad says all the time?
Love,
Skylar

Dear Skylar,
Actually, worms are high in protein. But all that slime makes them difficult to swallow.
If you really feel like doing it though, go ahead. And maybe offer some to your dad.
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Dear Mike,
Which is more awesome: Macintosh or Microsoft?
Love, Sarena

Dear Sarena,
Macintosh is the bomb! Go MACS!
Love, Mike Dirnt.


Dear Mike,
How long does it take to complete an album?
Love Rosie.

Dear Rosie,
It takes a good while if you want it to come out as a good album. This seems to be a concept that I have noticed some bands don't get...
-M.D

Dear Mike,
I have 2 quarraling friends. A bunch of "she said you said this about me" type stuff that all centers around one of the friend's cousin who used to be my friend, but she moved and became...let's say...different. But anyway, I'm doing my best to keep neutral ground, but it's difficult. How am I supposed to stay neutral with these friends when I hear all this gossip drama?

Love,
C.T.C

Dear C.T.C.,
Try talking to them all about it...or don't talk to them at all until the drama dies down.
Or better yet, try not to get involved in the drama but still keep talking to them.

IDK.

Best advice, dude.

-Mike



Dear Mike,
Okay so I like this guy, but he's a total jerk. Like he is the definition of "player". He texts me asking if I want him, but then he sends my friend the EXACT same text at the same time. She doesn't like him...I DO! I mean i really like this idiot. I shouldn't. I don't know why I do either.
I informed him she doesn't like him and that i did, and he only sent us both text messages saying, "Whoever wants me...I'm single."
I told him I wouldn't mind but he's being a jerk, and then he said he'd go out with me...but once asked, he said he wanted to be single!?
I know he's obviously not worth it, but he won't leave my thoughts and heart.

o.0

-HAWK

Dear Hawk,

Forget about this loser, he'll never change.

-Mike






Dear Mike, what's the best way to meet you after one of your concerts?

-Love, your biggest fan.