Ask Teh Dirnt.

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Binky.
Idiot
Binky.
Age: 102
Gender: Female
Posts: 895
April 20th, 2007 at 08:38am
Hi you...
For your age, you care a bit much about boys eh?
Take a day off and care about other stuffs...
Don't let puberty own you.
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Hell0,
my cousin bought a Fender Guitar, haven't seen it yet, but she says it's not a copy, a Squier or w/e "because it says Fender on the neck."
But... how big's the possibility getting a real Fender for about 200$?
(LMAO, no need to answer that... I'm just bored 'n' curios...)
Miss Murder
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Miss Murder
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April 22nd, 2007 at 07:24am
Hi there!
I would say...very very very unlikely. Fenders are pretty expensive... My signature is about $600, where as my newSquire coming out is about $200, so I would suspect its a Squire. I have a squire bass and it still says fender on it.
Mike xx

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Dear Mike,
I dont really have a question to ask, but I was wondering, what are your thoughts on trying to get a human-animal hybrid?
xx Eliza
nimrodidiot
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nimrodidiot
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Posts: 1747

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April 24th, 2007 at 08:11pm
Dearest Eliza,
O_O No....... not yet. Cool
♥, Mike

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Mike, are you married to Brittany???? [don't mind me, I've been hearing this rumor around.]

All due respect to teh Dirnt,

Kelli.
tre_cool_234
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
tre_cool_234
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 12
April 30th, 2007 at 08:52pm
umm what was your question oh well

here goes
dear mike i have been very stressed with my parents and have been thinking about running away but is afraid of the consaqeunces if i do but im miserable i do not cut but i need help what should i do?
love:kaitlin
Binky.
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Binky.
Age: 102
Gender: Female
Posts: 895
May 4th, 2007 at 12:58am
Hello young lady,
running away would make your life even harder, you win nothing by doin' that.
Instead of running or cutting (don't you ever do that! >,< ) you should try talking to your parents about your problems and, if they don't wanna listen, I bet your best friend will =)
~ The Impersonator
Riot on the Radio
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Riot on the Radio
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Gender: Female
Posts: 1841

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October 22nd, 2007 at 04:35am
No question...um..

Dearest Mike,
I don't have a really important question to ask nut I've got 8 weeks of school left so how do I get through without going crazy?
yours truly,
The awesomest person in the world.
Arcane-Inamorata
King For A Couple Of Days
Arcane-Inamorata
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Gender: Female
Posts: 3278

Mibba
October 22nd, 2007 at 05:39am
The (second) awesomest person in the world,
Create a countdown on your blog or something that counts down the days. That way, you will build up the excitement, instead of going crazy thinking about it. It works for me.

-The number one awesomest person in the world.


Dearest Bass God,
How do you play bass for so long without your fingers getting all raw and gross? I can only ever play for like, 20 minutes. No matter how callused the tips get.
- Bass Girl... Who is too lame to come up with anything more creative.
Not a Real Doctor
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Not a Real Doctor
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 616

Mibba
October 28th, 2007 at 04:17am
Dear Bass Girl,
I wear plastic things on my fingers. And because I'm so talented the bass sounds quite good.
-Michael

Dear Mike,
I am trying to get my mum to let me wash my cat. How do I do it?
- Itcy Forhead.
Ten Speed
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Ten Speed
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Gender: Female
Posts: 855

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November 2nd, 2007 at 11:22pm
Dear itchy foread,

Just do it anyway, that's what Tre does with his dollies whenever we tell him not too. And to wash...Strap it to a sink, cats don't like water. And then shampoo it.

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Dear Mike,
My best friend is treating me like I'm the scum of the earth. She's calling me a whore, making sexual jokes about me, and keeps giving me threats that she'll beat me to pulp. She said to me, "You're too annoying, I gave you chances to become a normal person, but, you blew them all". And I believe that there is no such thing as normal, only original. I can't defend myself, cause she's too damn overpowering! And now that KC isn't really being my friend anymore, I'm getting made fun of more and more! What the hell should I do!?!?!

Sincerely,
FreakWithNoFriends
Ten Years Gone
Idiot
Ten Years Gone
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 982
November 21st, 2007 at 10:48am
Dear Mike,

I'm in love with a good friend of mine. Are we meant to be? thx.
zhi
Shoot Me, I'm A Newbie
zhi
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 15
December 20th, 2007 at 07:43pm
Hi Mike i'm sylvana i want to ask u aqueston?What song do u like on america idiot?
freshavocado
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January 6th, 2008 at 06:37pm
dear sylvanna
all of them of course ( u for got to answer the q above


dear mike
my mom is being a bitch she makes me do everything and she just sits around and does nothing all day and im really starting to get pissed off at her i wanna tell her to get off her lazy ass and do something around the house but i dont wanna get in trouble
from the pissed off daughter
MikeIsMine!!!
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MikeIsMine!!!
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Posts: 296

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January 17th, 2008 at 04:00pm
Dear pissed off daughter,
I suggest you do what I did and go live with one of your friends. It'll turn out better than you might think.

Dear Mike,
I have to do every chore imaginable just to get 30 mins. on the net. If I cheat, I get a poster taken down or I get grounded off the net for two days. How do I get tons of time on the net with minimal chores? Sincerely, lazy net addict
St. Dude
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St. Dude
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 60057
January 21st, 2008 at 06:28am
Dear lazy net addict,

tell your parents how much work you did in school and it was torcher and give them the puppy dog eyes Smiley

the best bassist in punk rock music,
Mike Dirnt
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Dear Mike,

I don't know what question to ask you. What should I ask you? x]

your fan,
stupid
MikeIsMine!!!
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MikeIsMine!!!
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Gender: Female
Posts: 296

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January 21st, 2008 at 03:57pm
Dear stupid,
Ask me how to play the bassline for Holiday. I just might tell you.
Not-so-sincerely, Mike Dirnt
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Dear Mike,
I want to learn how to play guitar, but I just can't get the hang of it.
Should I try bass?
Your biggest fan, Wanna-be
freshavocado
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freshavocado
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February 18th, 2008 at 11:43am
well first do you have a private tutor if not try that if it still doesnt work out try bass.
from:mike

dear mike
im bored
lmfao
droid.
King For A Couple Of Days
droid.
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Gender: Male
Posts: 4200

Mibba
February 18th, 2008 at 09:41pm
Dear Elmo,
Join the club. We have kool-Aid.

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So, Mike.
If the truth hurts, but the lie isn't so far from the truth, which do you say?
CurlyFries
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CurlyFries
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 526

Mibba
February 18th, 2008 at 11:48pm
Um....Idk Mike...Hi how r you?
MikeIsMine!!!
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MikeIsMine!!!
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March 4th, 2008 at 12:36am
Dear CurlyFries,
That's not a real question. Try again.
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Dear Mike,
How do I keep people from fucking up the threads on GSB?
dirnt_caffeine
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dirnt_caffeine
Age: 42
Gender: Female
Posts: 433
March 4th, 2008 at 09:24am
heya!

i just wanna ask what does your 'japanese character tattoo means?
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