We're Outlaws, Yeah!
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- Mr Pokey, Kate, Kateh, Katie,
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- 32
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- Female
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- In My Snuggly Box
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Heyy, I'm Maria [UltimaEsperanza_x]. A lot of you probably won't know me but Kate does and that's all that matters (:
Kate is my bestest friend ever and I can't imagine it ever being different.
Some people laugh when I tell them I've never met my best friend, but to me, the fact I've never met Kate and she's still a better friend than everyone I know makes her all the more awesome ^_^
She's one of those people who can make you happy when you feel terrible and make you even happier when you're already happy.
I don't even know how me and Kate became just great friends, I guess we jsut "clicked".
Our waving competitions, our constant playing of the YMCA song on msn, our synchronised lipsil blowjobs, "Ned" the spelling mistake guy person thing
and "I can hear you breathing"...a joke invented while attempting to record a radio show are only a tiny amount of the things that brought us so close together.
When I finally meet Kate we shall push sheep down hills:
[drawn by Kate]
And we will [although I hate to admit it] go to my old school and see my old ICT teacher who Kate wrote a kinky sex letter to...containing the phrase "I want you to stick your floppy disk in my hard drive"...need I say more?
At this point I should probably go on about Teddy / Elliot Minor, but sadly I don't know that much about them *shockhorror*
All I know is webcams keep ending up in Kate's bed and desks are being masscred because of ALL THE HOT SEX BETWEEN TEDDY AND KATE.
Anyway, I should stop writing because otherwise you will all die of reading too much, but in summary, Kate is the most awesomest and sexiest person ever. Check out her sex face:
Hi there. I'm Old Gregg Sir Nuttylot.
Kate is an extra speckle person of the top order, the female equivalent of Teddy Hetherton (but with better taste in haircuts) and one of my bestest friends ever. I've enver met here... but whatever, seriously, it's just adding up to make the first time we meet hazardous to the rest of humanity an Elliot Minor stalkfest interesting. She's completely nuts about the aforementioned Teddy and indeed Elliot MInor, to the point of finding out where their house is and also owning their phone number (but she so lovely she'll share it with me ^_^) She lives too near them for me not to be jealous, and is the creator of the Noel Doll *dies of terror* She is the creator of my name
and can live in my wardrobe if she likes (El's in the sock drawer 
) She writes the bestest stories everer, and enjoys prank calling numbers she made up (which is fine as long as you don't ask for Ollie). She invented Alison and Edwina, for which slash fans truly love her, and speaking of slash, she writes the sexiest 
I'll never forget lying on a beach with my stepmum standing overhead and the one thing everyone heard was Kate shouting 'BLOWJOB'
Teddy would be a hot sheep
And her profile doesn't have enough ED in it!
And this, Kate, is for YOU!
Good evening!
Or morning. I don’t know, time travel isn’t my problem.
We have a pretty bloke in a pinstriped suit for that sort of kerfuffle. ; )
This is Amanda typing. Or, Angelic Fruitcake, on this lovely thing we call GSB.
Missy Katie Toothpick is quite honestly one of the most brilliantly lovely and awesomely interesting sorts you or me will ever meet. All those people with eyebrows for brains that claim it is impossible to maintain a proper friendship with someone you’ve met on the internet are clearly talking out of their wrong ends, because I’ve met a couple of my closest friends on here, and I consider her to be one of them. I joined GSB well over a year ago, terrified of everyone else who at the time seemed scary and close-knit, and whilst hovering about on the games forums, I found someone, who, to my surprise was also from Leeds, so yay for Yorkshireness for bringing us together and such.
Since then we’ve met up a couple of times in town, investigating pound shops and photobooths (with jam) and being stalked by the nutter with a clipboard and funny hair who told us our Tshirts rocked. O___o And we sort of met Russell Brand walked past us! Eeeee, what a grin. I can’t count the times you’ve made me smile and the madly random times we’ve had (omg stardolls!), and without you I’ve have probably never considered watching the Boosh to see what it was like, (ahhh!) and I also may not have discovered the utter wonderfulness that are the dear Robots in Disguise.
Oh Merci merci. And without us, no one would have Tennant Minis! : P
Ahh, I don’t half go on. Stuff Frank, talk to Kate, she’s bloody amazing, srsly.
And remember, SOOTY AND SWEEP ARE OURS.
Ilyily.
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Ohai there.
This is Anneliese, aka THE BRIGHTSIDE. I'm really epic.
I want to do a little thing going on about how awesome this little child is, but one, I can't think of any words that could possibly even begin to do her justic, and two, you should all know that shizz by now anyway.
SO INSTEAD I'LL EXPLAIN WTF A KATEH IS.
Dictionary definition (thanks to Dictionary.com for their help):
No results found for kateh:
Did you mean kate (in dictionary) or Kateh (in reference)?
That pretty much sums her up. Well, or this:
KATEH:
1. A female who infests every Elliot Minor mosh pit in existence.
2. A creature of the darkness; barbecues small children in exchange for Teddy Hetherton kisses
3. Witty; creative; friendly (despite aforementioned personality traits)
4. One who whiles away their days by writing hot Elliot Minor stories obscene graphic but still unbelieveably awesome omgomgomgomgomgomgomg -squeal- smutty but who ever said that was a bad thing? stories about really hot certain bandmembers.
5. A mythical dragon that is actually Vince from The Mighty Boosh
Kateh has always given the best profile comments ever. Back in the ol' days when I wasn't such a GSB hermit I could rely on her amazing comments to await after a boring day at school. She'd tolerate me on MSN even though I'd always get distracted and she made my year by making me an awesome sign with her pretty face in it. Kateh is seriously one of the funnest people around, and I honestly mean that. She has the awesomest awesomest awesomest taste in EVERYTHING!! She was the one who got me into Elliot Minor (but she still needs to tell that band to do something in Australia wtf
) and sparked my curiosity when I saw she was into something called 'The Mighty Boosh'. So I watched it and fell in love.
ALL CAUSE OF KIT KAT KATEH.
Kateh ilyilyilyilyily lots and lots and I'm sorry my profile contribution couldn't be very meaningful. But, because I'm extremely original, I made you this:
And for oldtimes' sake, this:
KATEH 4 PREZ PLZ.
SHHHHH I be The Ninja hackin Kate.
So Anyway, I'd like to say that I love Kate more than I love Johnny Depp. And that's saying something. Like, alot. If you knew me, which you don't, you'd know that I am in love with Johnny Depp. And I love Kate more than that.
So take that world.
uhmm, so yeah, Kate is awesome and stuff...and if you mess with her I'm going to come and kill you.
So uh...
I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOON. HI-YA.
Kate is my bestest friend ever and I can't imagine it ever being different.
Some people laugh when I tell them I've never met my best friend, but to me, the fact I've never met Kate and she's still a better friend than everyone I know makes her all the more awesome ^_^
She's one of those people who can make you happy when you feel terrible and make you even happier when you're already happy.
I don't even know how me and Kate became just great friends, I guess we jsut "clicked".
Our waving competitions, our constant playing of the YMCA song on msn, our synchronised lipsil blowjobs, "Ned" the spelling mistake guy person thing
and "I can hear you breathing"...a joke invented while attempting to record a radio show are only a tiny amount of the things that brought us so close together.
When I finally meet Kate we shall push sheep down hills:
[drawn by Kate]
And we will [although I hate to admit it] go to my old school and see my old ICT teacher who Kate wrote a kinky sex letter to...containing the phrase "I want you to stick your floppy disk in my hard drive"...need I say more?
At this point I should probably go on about Teddy / Elliot Minor, but sadly I don't know that much about them *shockhorror*
All I know is webcams keep ending up in Kate's bed and desks are being masscred because of ALL THE HOT SEX BETWEEN TEDDY AND KATE.
Anyway, I should stop writing because otherwise you will all die of reading too much, but in summary, Kate is the most awesomest and sexiest person ever. Check out her sex face:
Hi there. I'm Old Gregg Sir Nuttylot.
Kate is an extra speckle person of the top order, the female equivalent of Teddy Hetherton (but with better taste in haircuts) and one of my bestest friends ever. I've enver met here... but whatever, seriously, it's just adding up to make the first time we meet hazardous to the rest of humanity an Elliot Minor stalkfest interesting. She's completely nuts about the aforementioned Teddy and indeed Elliot MInor, to the point of finding out where their house is and also owning their phone number (but she so lovely she'll share it with me ^_^) She lives too near them for me not to be jealous, and is the creator of the Noel Doll *dies of terror* She is the creator of my name
and can live in my wardrobe if she likes (El's in the sock drawer ) She writes the bestest stories everer, and enjoys prank calling numbers she made up (which is fine as long as you don't ask for Ollie). She invented Alison and Edwina, for which slash fans truly love her, and speaking of slash, she writes the sexiest I'll never forget lying on a beach with my stepmum standing overhead and the one thing everyone heard was Kate shouting 'BLOWJOB'Teddy would be a hot sheep
And her profile doesn't have enough ED in it!
And this, Kate, is for YOU!
Good evening!
Or morning. I don’t know, time travel isn’t my problem.
We have a pretty bloke in a pinstriped suit for that sort of kerfuffle. ; )
This is Amanda typing. Or, Angelic Fruitcake, on this lovely thing we call GSB.
Missy Katie Toothpick is quite honestly one of the most brilliantly lovely and awesomely interesting sorts you or me will ever meet. All those people with eyebrows for brains that claim it is impossible to maintain a proper friendship with someone you’ve met on the internet are clearly talking out of their wrong ends, because I’ve met a couple of my closest friends on here, and I consider her to be one of them. I joined GSB well over a year ago, terrified of everyone else who at the time seemed scary and close-knit, and whilst hovering about on the games forums, I found someone, who, to my surprise was also from Leeds, so yay for Yorkshireness for bringing us together and such.
Since then we’ve met up a couple of times in town, investigating pound shops and photobooths (with jam) and being stalked by the nutter with a clipboard and funny hair who told us our Tshirts rocked. O___o And we sort of met Russell Brand walked past us! Eeeee, what a grin. I can’t count the times you’ve made me smile and the madly random times we’ve had (omg stardolls!), and without you I’ve have probably never considered watching the Boosh to see what it was like, (ahhh!) and I also may not have discovered the utter wonderfulness that are the dear Robots in Disguise.
Oh Merci merci. And without us, no one would have Tennant Minis! : P
Ahh, I don’t half go on. Stuff Frank, talk to Kate, she’s bloody amazing, srsly.
And remember, SOOTY AND SWEEP ARE OURS.
Ilyily.
----------------------------
Ohai there.
This is Anneliese, aka THE BRIGHTSIDE. I'm really epic.
I want to do a little thing going on about how awesome this little child is, but one, I can't think of any words that could possibly even begin to do her justic, and two, you should all know that shizz by now anyway.
SO INSTEAD I'LL EXPLAIN WTF A KATEH IS.
Dictionary definition (thanks to Dictionary.com for their help):
No results found for kateh:
Did you mean kate (in dictionary) or Kateh (in reference)?
That pretty much sums her up. Well, or this:
KATEH:
1. A female who infests every Elliot Minor mosh pit in existence.
2. A creature of the darkness; barbecues small children in exchange for Teddy Hetherton kisses
3. Witty; creative; friendly (despite aforementioned personality traits)
4. One who whiles away their days by writing hot Elliot Minor stories obscene graphic but still unbelieveably awesome omgomgomgomgomgomgomg -squeal- smutty but who ever said that was a bad thing? stories about really hot certain bandmembers.
5. A mythical dragon that is actually Vince from The Mighty Boosh
Kateh has always given the best profile comments ever. Back in the ol' days when I wasn't such a GSB hermit I could rely on her amazing comments to await after a boring day at school. She'd tolerate me on MSN even though I'd always get distracted and she made my year by making me an awesome sign with her pretty face in it. Kateh is seriously one of the funnest people around, and I honestly mean that. She has the awesomest awesomest awesomest taste in EVERYTHING!! She was the one who got me into Elliot Minor (but she still needs to tell that band to do something in Australia wtf
) and sparked my curiosity when I saw she was into something called 'The Mighty Boosh'. So I watched it and fell in love.ALL CAUSE OF KIT KAT KATEH.
Kateh ilyilyilyilyily lots and lots and I'm sorry my profile contribution couldn't be very meaningful. But, because I'm extremely original, I made you this:
And for oldtimes' sake, this:
KATEH 4 PREZ PLZ.
SHHHHH I be The Ninja hackin Kate.
So Anyway, I'd like to say that I love Kate more than I love Johnny Depp. And that's saying something. Like, alot. If you knew me, which you don't, you'd know that I am in love with Johnny Depp. And I love Kate more than that.
So take that world.
uhmm, so yeah, Kate is awesome and stuff...and if you mess with her I'm going to come and kill you.
So uh...
I LOOK FORWARD TO KILLING YOU SOON. HI-YA.
Photos
Elliot Minor: April 10th 2007
Elliot Minor: October 29th 2007
OMFGOMFGOMFG KATEH THAT IS THE BEST SUGGESTION EVER I TOTALLY WANT TO DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN EVEN IF RONALD MCDONALD KINDA FREAKS ME OUT BUT OH WELL ANY EXCUSE TO WEAR A RED WIG. :michelle:
) except for a couple but they all hated me (and I think a few still do ;_; ) because I go to a private school. And I'm all "Don't be hatin' ;_; " and they're all "GO GET SOME MORE FRIES!" I've just gotten back from work, and it's 11:36PM and that's probably why I'm being really, really weird atm. xD
THAT'S SO EXPENSIVE! ... but... if your school's paying for it... -sly grin-
He ran away one night?! OMG KATEH DO TELL MORE!
That's really cool how Tinkerbell's calmed down though! It was all you, obv. :hand:
:279:
Well, my work is filled with bogans (which is like your chavs
holy crap! 150 pounds!?
MASASHI?! That is such a radcore name! -dies-
And btw, no way, your life is wayyyyy more interesting than mine. Don't try and argue with me, 'cause it's definitely true. xD
Kateh, you are such a pro rider. I bet you're going to make Welly into this huge superstar and you'll take him to London 2012 and everything. And I'll be competing against you on Mr B. XD ... but you'll totally win gold.
Welly is adorable, btw.
Omfg! The Teddy picture didn't work! It said the photo had been deleted or moved. ;;;;;_;;;;;;
YOU GOT A NEW HAT? Do tell more :michelle:
RANDOM SMILEY TIME!
And I will start making up your profile thingy straight away! Well, maybe not tonight as I should probably get some sleep, but hey, it's holidays... :D
Oh yeah! I have a good photo of me and Mr B in the water obstacle at a horse trials competition in July-ish. It's the same competition where I did the show jumping in the photo up on my profile. :D
http://www.mibba.com/data/user-gallery /original/00016/121626617400787.jpg
... I love my rider number. 123. It was the best number I've ever had. :287:
ANYWAY.
it's so awesome talking to you again, kateh! I just thought I'd tell you that. xD
The Brightside., October 7th, 2008 at 08:47:20am
Only six times?! Sheesh Kateh that's very disappointing..
Just kidding, of course. BUT I'M STILL JUST AS JEALOUS AS EVER.
JAPAN?! Omfg that's freaking awesome! You have to bring me back lots and lots and lots of susi, k? AND AND AND GO ON THOSE BULLET TRAIN THINGOS.
And yes, I remember all those lovely long comments you'd send me and and and I'd get back from school and there'd always be one from you and I'd be all -teenie squeal- KATEH LEFT ME A COMMENT AGAIN! And it was exciting even after the 23435428354 time. Actually, when I finish this comment I think I'll go back and reread them all again!
Aw, thank you! Mr Brightside is going really well at the moment and I'm very proud. We've been doing lots of competitions - AND HIS SHOW JUMPING IS GOING REALLY WELL! We're going to start competing at 90cm height soon, which is super amazing ::wow:
Tinkerbell looks gorgeous/adorable! -points to her photo- ... the rider is more gorgeous though. </creepiness> XDD
And omfg yes! Still just as obsessed as ever. AND THE LATEST SEASON JUST FINISHED FOR US LAST WEEK AND OMG IT WAS SO SAD. ;;_;; I mean, Rose got her own Doctor and everything but in a weird way butttt Donna had to have her memory of The Doctor wiped and ::cry: IT WAS SAD!
Well, the main stuff that's been happening in my life has mainly consisted of Mr Brightside (XD) AND AN AWESOME BAND CALLED THE LIVING END. They're like... my ELliot Minor. XD I met them in July! They had an instore signing and and and !!! -can't describe it with words- And and and then last Saturday (omg, it's a week ago today ;;_;; ) I SAW THEM LIVE! It was the most amazingest concert I've been to and and and zomgzgdasjkasdjklasd! I'm having trouble even remembering it without going nuts sda;kl XD
What else...
Oh yeah! I'm now in my final year of high school. OMG. :cheese: Year 11 only goes for three terms, instead of four, and year 12 just finished a couple of weeks ago in the last week of school before holidays. So this term coming they do their final exams. AND THE YEAR 11s START THE YEAR 12 COURSE OMG. -dies-
Annnnnddd at the moment all of the year 11s bar a few are on this weird Outback trip that goes for two weeks. My parents told me I had to pay for it (IT COST $750!!) so I decided not to go. So at this very moment all of my friends are probably in the middle of nowhere, in some random desert or something...
OH! And I work at MacDonalds. .. it's really sad, I know. :lmfao
Omg Kateh, you're getting so old! Lower sixth?! -clings to leg-
OMFG! HE SHAVED OFF HALF HIS HAIR?! -dies again- -uses super time lord powers to stop him- He can't do that! D:<
RANDOM SMILEY TIME!
Now I want to know everything going on in your life. NOW NOW NOW. XD
PS. YES! I very muchly want to write something for your profile! I will start writing it now. -evil shifty look-
The Brightside., October 4th, 2008 at 07:25:37am
You missed my awesomeness? I MISSED YOURS MORE. ;_;
-clings-
I've been good! I'm on school holidays atm which is really good 'cause year 11 sucks and is too much work. >_>
You? Been to any more Elliot Minor concerts/met them? XD Of course you have. -jealous- D:<
The Brightside., October 2nd, 2008 at 10:45:28pm
Kateh Kateh Kateh!
We haven't talked in ages and I feel bad because I suck at being on MSN/upholding a conversation when I am on it. T_T
Missing old times, and your coolness. Oh man, how lame that sounded... DX
The Brightside., October 1st, 2008 at 07:43:04am
your new ava made me
...
tehe...
Alexander Davies., September 8th, 2008 at 03:23:46pm
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO BE DELETED, September 2nd, 2008 at 08:56:38am
PS Need your password so I can molest your profile
It's not got enough Ed on it
TO BE DELETED, September 2nd, 2008 at 07:48:11am
I LIKE EDCAKE
TO BE DELETED, September 2nd, 2008 at 07:40:04am
Kaaaaaaaaaate
TO BE DELETED, September 1st, 2008 at 03:07:55pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYEM68HIm 0Y
Tyler Durden, August 14th, 2008 at 10:19:41pm
I miss youuuuuuu
I hope you're having funn
<3
Tyler Durden, August 11th, 2008 at 05:36:39pm
Oh lmfao
I've just read that you saw EM at the c*ckpit
I've been there D: only on the outside though
Joshua Gayward., August 6th, 2008 at 09:30:27pm
England is beautiful :D
I was in Leeds a few days ago and thought of you xD
Joshua Gayward., July 23rd, 2008 at 11:30:14am
Guess who can't stop listening to EM?
Joshua Gayward., July 9th, 2008 at 07:00:06am
D: I love them... I can't believe you've saw them.
-jealousjealousenvy-
Diskoh, June 27th, 2008 at 12:59:12pm